"C'mon, you're being part of something better than youself"
"NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE FAT ON YOUR ASS! PLEASE LET ME OUT!!"
"Wait damn really? Alright sorry-"
"Wait my begging actually worked?"
"Yeah... to be honest you're like the first human I've ever met. I've heard you used to do this 'sacrifice' thing so I kinda assumed that was a thing you guys liked to do..."
"I don't think- um, well look sacrifices just... aren't a thing anymore. Also maybe ask first,"
"Sorry, I was hungry!"
"... so are you gonna let me out?"
"Oh fuck no you're really good in there. Just uh, keep squirming while I find a real meal, but I promise I won't digest you, m'kay?"













