#vorpal rambles

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idk about yall but i really love

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*farts menacingly*

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you should yap and drop all your hcs here right now

AHEM. let me flip thru my notes real quick.

VFLOWER!!!

-Bigender/Omni(preffers to use she/they)

-5'7

-20

-Eldest sister of Hime and Miko

-Ran away from home alongside her sisters

-Sisterly

-Art hoe

-Works a part time job at hot topic

-Can cook/bake

-A coffee nerd

-Owns a milk steamer

-will yap about how Starbucks is overrated

-Bakes a batch of cookies for her and fukase every week

-Favorite dessert is tiramisu and pudding

-Does witchcraft

-Can and will hex you with no hesitation

-Has a collection of antiques and crystals

-Probably has 4 amethyst towers

-Does tarot reading and horoscope

-Does pilates

-Fukase lives with her

-Used to go to college for optometry

-College dropout

-Can and will kick your ass if provoked

-Babysits Oliver on sundays

-Neurodivergent

-Recovering from an ED

-Cosplays

-Plays the violin/Bass

-Dating fukase (DUHHH)

FUKASE!!!!!!

-Genderfluid/Pansexual (He/They/It)

-5'3

-20

-A narcissist with good intentions

-Clownery.

-Like you dont understand, this guy is pure clownery

-In touch with his feminine side

-He thinks highly of himself

-Actually thinks hes the worst in the inside

-Allergic to the kitchen

-He cant cook for shit

-Treats point like a son more than a pet

-Best in being a menace to society

-Has autism

-Hardcore gamer/streamer

-Could break your ear drums when playing Minecraft

-Scratch dev cuz i say so

-Roblox addict

-Begs Vflower for robux

-Has a pristine lego collection

-Infamous in the internet cuz of his chaotic energy

-Likes odd food combinations

-He unironically likes the taste of play dough

-Nothing can beat his love for vflowers cooking tho aww

-His favourite dessert is anything vflower cooks tbh, especially pudding

-has the WORST opinions in fashion

-Steals clothes and perfume from Victoria's Secret

-Has a YT channel dedicated to Twitch Clips (Surprisingly gets a large amount of views)

-Attends Conventions

-Plays the drums

-Dating VFlower (DUHHHHH)

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A FUKAFLOWER SHIPPER!? MY WORST ENEMIES GRRRAAAAAAAAAEEUHHHHHH

*disgust in pikase shipper*

( jk tho all ships are cool and valid as long as they're legally/morally ok :) )

cowers in fear.... pls dont kill me.....

(hides behind fkfw nation flag)

[Its okay i can handle pikase too whwhwhwh]

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im literally clueless

Is liking oliyuki okay?????????

i love seeing them togethee like some innocent playground buddies that have a tint crush on each other but the 3 year age gap concerns me a bit but ppl keep saying its fineeeeeeeeeeeeee but still, i atill believe liking oliyuki is okay but idk what do others think

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jortal jortex

hi im jortal jortex and i jove jukajower

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my cat is named Fukase and I think he takes after his headcanoned father

Absolutely

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to the tumblr gods out there.... please dont terminate my account for sspam.... pls.... i justvwanted my mootie to feel special.....pls.... smiles