Haha! Well aren’t you the surprise Mr. Glider! Maybe you can tell us if you like hand wrestling? If yes with who from 9 mercs would you win?
“Ah now there’s a question I can answer! I was pretty good at armwrestling in my prime, just ask my brother! ..Eheh, maybe not. Tende a essere irritabile about these things.. an easily bruised pride, but don’t tell him I said that. Eh, it’s not the worst. We all have our flaws! In fact just yesterday I was-“
“Glider. Stay on track. The question?”
“Che? Ah sì yes! Well winning is no easy feat, these are strong men! Very admirable. Of course I always come out on top, most of the time yes. Here, I will bring out a chart for you.”
“Let’s see, where to start… ah the runner! Scout is a sore loser, the Spy even more so. The Big Man is, a bit too big, and the American doesn’t quite understand the rules. Guai a te! Don’t even try with the doctor.. the other hard-hat is eh, not my biggest fan. The grey little monster I don’t dare to approach, Tu sei fuori if you think I would. But I did for you! Tried to squeeze me to death, like a snake! Figuriamoci. And finally Furbacchione, gets me to bet and then gets me to lose! Lucky that he’s so charming.. eh.”
“I believe that leaves the Hunter! Easy to eh, ‘egg on,’ still don’t get that.. and easy to beat! Hah! I have no idea why he still tries but it is very fun for me! A very expressive man eheh, a lot like my brother. Especially with how much he loses!”
“You know what, -Hey Sniper! You looking for another round?”
“AAAAHIA!”
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