Stop being so evasive.
What am I evading?
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Stop being so evasive.
What am I evading?
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send ☣ and my muse will say something about yours they'd never say out loud
"Even taking inflation into account, you still got a rich person’s conceit."
v-p-potts replied to your post “if you make under minimum wage and you’re under 24, how are you...”
SUCH a stupid fucking question.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS QUESTION
is that the answer defines whether or not you pay in state tuition. like if you can't prove that you're supporting yourself somehow, they make you pay out of state tuition. even though I've lived in virginia for TWO YEARS
logic?????
i do, i really did do
Absolutely ridiculous: The only quantifiable solution that will produce any results isn't that much of a puzzle—it can't be. There's no reason that the marriage between two limbs should be so easily divorced by a minor spat. And his options for upgrading cannot be as difficult as the holographic test model suggests.
Split at the elbows, knees, and shoulders, lies a mangled suit: Mark XXI—at such a chaotic young age—has been been broken up at the joints by an arsenal of icicles. Mission went rogue, but that's what they get without having Commander Tight-ass in charge.
Back to the metaphor: Who is Tony Stark to preach about marriage and surviving relationships? He only just signed the papers what feels like yesterday, and the singular thing that's really changed is the broken barrier between him and Pepper. And by that he means they're not using condoms, or pills, or any other form of birth control besides incongruent daily schedules.
Which has made everything weird. It's not like they were ever exceptionally careful about sex and the implications of sex, it's just that Pepper seems like she's less interested in sex than she is in taking pregnancy tests afterward.
It's not about the lack of blow jobs. Okay, maybe it is a little bit, but she hasn't been open to cunnilingus either, and he really does like having her thighs quivering on top of his shoulders. Pep's just as pliable during and after, but before she's more high-strung and fervent than she was during the wedding planning season.
Tony didn't think that was possible.
He peeks into a cabinet and yanks out a hand-held rotary saw, ready to get this aciurgy done the old-fashioned way and just split the suit apart, when the glass door to his workshop hisses open and a steady click-click click-click ripples through the room.
That's when Tony realizes he hasn't turned on any music this whole time; he's been absorbed in pervasive thoughts that have impregnated his head space.
v-p-potts replied to your post:
//Tony, this is the first time that the mun over here has been sexually attracted to you.
"Wait, how is this the first time?"
doctorbrycebanner replied to your post “Changed my icon for a single day cause it’s my birthday and I can cry...”
HEEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
v-p-potts replied to your post “Changed my icon for a single day cause it’s my birthday and I can cry...”
MY BRUCIE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!
:D :D What a good birthday t'was.
//ugh you have the BEST TUMBLR. Love it. Publish this so everyone knows you have screaming fangirls who are also Peppers. P.S. do I owe you?
//I ALMOST CRIED WHEN I SAW THIS. YOU ARE THE BEST!!! It’s so funny because I fangirl over you all the time. You and morethanjustmachines. You guys can probably hear shy sobbing and clapping in the background. oh my gosh there are so many Peppers I adore. So many. There’s like a Tony Stark club and a Bruce Banner one, I want one for Peps because united we stand!! I’m so sorry for my odd humor. Sorry!!!! >///<
Ps: I love you. I owe you. I’m so so sorry for the wait. These last few weeks have been hectic, but it will be posted soon and Pep will see your pregnant Pep and just die. Not literally, but crack wise. c :
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Send ⊕ for a pro and con list about our characters sleeping together.
Pro:
Smart as hell
Gorgeous
Clearly doesn't mind cyborgs
Con:
Already in a relationship
A little high-strung
Could potentially ruin our friendship