#vrisky content

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She was there for the launch of windows 95

Image credit: theuncringeone

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She was doing a Sitska, like always. But then she realised the brick she was sitting on was emblazoned with the logo of a company that steals from old people.

AND SHE WAS NOT HAPPY (context is Bricks and Minifigs allegedly unlawfully took possession of a consignment of lego worth ~$200k, and they didn't compensate the owner of the lego - an 83 year old man who was trying to fund his cancer treatment)

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Dirk accidentally gets wrapped up in a time shenanigan TT: Baby Dave Strider, where are you? TT: Dave, what are you doing on Vriska's leg? She's not even your troll! TG:... TT: Get off her leg and come back here right now! TT: Don't make me get Lil Cal dude! TT: Hold on. Why is baby me here too? TG:...

TT: Wait where even are we? Not cool Dave.

TT: Jegus fuck. This is why you should never let baby time players anywhere near time travel equipment.

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What’s that? A Zorua stealing some ice cream?

And Vriska is just sitting there watching?

Did Vriska encourage this?

Of course she did

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How did Vriska Sitska her way into tf2?

Can I give her a hat? Image credit: theuncringeone

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Someone really loves windows 95

... Wait a second is that famous Finnish musician Teemu Keisteri on a mountain? And is Vriska doing a Sitska next to him?

iyky

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What kind of horrific scene of senseless Pikmin death are witnessing? And who would trap some poor sweet innocent Pikmin in a bottle with a Bulborb?

Wait, is that Vriska behind them?

I bet she put the Pikmin in this small torture chamber

(Alternative Sitska under the cut)

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Happy Karkat Day!

This Karkat Day Sitska got me a timeout in the official homestuck discord !!!!!!!!

The channel moderator clearly thinks Sitska edits aren’t valid fan art 🥲

Party pooper I say!

I hope they don’t do this to me on Vriska Day (8/8)