#vtk incorrect quotes

[shmita]

Incorrect VTK quotes

Driver, sleep deprived and heavily caffeinated: spines are a social construct

Cassian:

Crow:

Redeye: what

Driver: like what purpose do they have??? Driver: hold on, just hear me out, you know those wiggly guys at the gas station?

Redeye: the inflatable tube mans?

Driver: yes, those. Why don’t we function like that

driver: they just *unintelligible flopping noises* all day, but wouldn’t it be great to live like that?

Cassian:

Crow:

Redeye, absolutely exasperated:

Cassian: … how would we walk then?

driver: like *more flopping noises, wiggling arms around in the air* wouldn’t that be cool?

[ivyines]

Cassian: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Driver: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Cassian: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[shmita]

Incorrect VTK quotes

Cassian: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Driver: I see you’re bursting out the spring colors

[shmita]

Incorrect VTK quotes

Driver: Time for plan E! Redeye: don’t you mean plan B?

Driver: No, we tried plan b a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Crow: What about plan D?

Driver: Plan D was the desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Redeye: what about plan e?

driver: I’m hoping not to use it. I die in plan E

Cassian: I like plan E.

[shmita]

Incorrect VTK quotes

Cassian: Are you high?

Driver: am I what?

Cassian: high

Driver: hello

[ivyines]

Cassian: Do you take constructive criticism? Driver: I only take cash or credit.

[ivyines]

Cassian, addressing the vilzone: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Driver: But – that’s just a trash can. Cassian: It sure is!

[ivyines]

Cassian: This is a mistake Driver, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Cassian: But not today Driver, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess