#vvvr

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laughing smugly to myself as the number of femboys i've fucked in VR retroactively decreases by one

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Out of curiosity, who is the cow lady in your icon?

Das me! It's my VRChat avatar!

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Honestly it’s been quite a long time since I’ve wrangled any femboys at all, but they still manage to haunt me regularly.

One of them is legitimately in love with me and periodically texts me to tell me he’ll break up with his boyfriend to date me. (Not ideal for anyone) which usually involves a token verbal wrangling to satiate whatever’s going on there

Another one I’m regularly suspicious is a trans girl 15 layers deep in the fabrege egg atop their closet in between periodically and eagerly suggesting we voice train together as a “haha, but what if” which is a record because I’d already hard cracked at least 2 and likely 3 other eggs already so I’ve done all I can really

And the other is the one that got away… a brief hint of fluffy ass that was moments away from bouncing, who has long seasons after decided that I’m basically married and such a scandalous thing would be untoward.

they truly do come in all kinds. Life is hard for a lesbian cowgirl

[vanquishedvaliant]

Stifling tears as a drunk femboy reluctantly moves me from the “cute and fuckable :)” list to the “cute but not fuckable :(“ list in a bid to help preserve the sanctity of my marriage

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its funny for me getting hit on by guys in vr because I'm gay but I'm also a glutton for positive attention so I'm perfectly okay with them complimenting me and getting up in my tits and what not but when they try to invite me off to fuck im just like : ) "No"

I do take some amount of pleasure in frustrating them, being the worst kind for them not telling them to fuck off immediately but also not putting out lol

look but don't touch! ;3

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