#wacko freak

[spltlvlhous]

he's gonna get a real kick out of when he finds out about my existence

[temporarysetback]

Dick buys Tim a stuffed teddy that vibrates, knowing exactly what Tim is going to use it for. And if it has a hidden camera in its eye, well, that’s no one’s business but his own

[spltlvlhous]

where the hell did they get 'pity' ?? is it because it starts with me crying saying "i'm a blogger. i blog. i love blogging" because at the end of the video is "also im high in most of these y'all are taking this way too seriously this is the INTERNET the point is to be WEIRD"

ufh. DAN AND PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AND AND PHILLLL DAN AND PHILLL these people won't let me live happily as a wacko freak

[spltlvlhous]

everyday i say to myself, how could this be weirder? i make it happen.

[spltlvlhous]

u inspire me to get weirder and more authentic online. mwah 💖

lets restart the computer in here make it autistic in here

[spltlvlhous]

have a fucking great time being a freak of nature

[spltlvlhous]

i love being known as the weirdest person possible

[spltlvlhous]

just like they do it on star trek