#wagghhh

[f4g4um]

Uhmmmm hi puppy!!! Other puppy here sorry to bother you it’s just that I smelled something over here and— oh wow are you in heat? Sorry it’s just that you smell REALLY strong and delicious and oh my god I didn’t mean to say that it’s just that you really smell so good,, can I just… just stay still for just a quick moment ok? Sorry it’s just that I– fuck you’re so warm I’m sorry I promise I’ll be quick stop moving, I just need to come inside you so just be quiet ok?

WAGGING MY TAIL… ohoh so cutes other puppy…. im tucking my tail nd whimpering trying to hide how dripping wet i am nd you just move it aside so you can use me like im obviously asking for … eeeppp

[sixteenthofseptember]

fuck my stupid baka life i have two birthday parties on THE SAME DAY

[smoknparade]

my minguri came !!!

[goodyjobgoodywork]

( // i apologize for the unannounced hiatus! i'll be back sometime next week 🙇 )

[awesomgrlgr8job]

GIRL, HELP!! My new neighbor kinda sorta looks like Marc Maron

[cinnamonrollfoggynelson]

alcoholic who likes to hit people was jessica jones

Omg ok I don’t know how I didn’t get that! I think I’m still in the mindset that this a Daredevil blog but that does make so much sense!!

Send me a terrible description of a character and watch me try to figure out who it is!!!