✩ Zaf and Mendoriel
Okay, this kinda is a mix between my modern!AU and Azeroth, but bear with me.
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? Zaphaleth. He is small and angry.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? No one, they’re way too mature for that and Zaphaleth would probably have a anxiety attack if leaving was mentioned. Been left alone a little too often. They’ll calm down and just talk it out.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? -Who trashes the house? Zaf sometimes gets a little too angry and breaks something, but then he usually calms down again.Do either of them get physical? Holy fuck, no!!! Mendoriel hit Zaphaleth ONE TIME back when they were friends and he has regretted it ever since. Zaf also already has a history of being abused before, so…no!!!! just no.How often do they argue/disagree? Rarely, really. Both of them are pretty chill and Mendoriel rather gives up before starting an argument.Who is the first to apologise? Mostly Zaphaleth, cause he known he is the one that is less sensitive with things and mostly the one who wants to be right so desperately. He’s a little know-it-all :)
Sex:
Who is on top? Mendoriel Who is on the bottom? Zaphaleth (it’s always like this)Who has the strangest desires? Zaphaleth usually comes up with the stranger things.Any kinks? They’re not really kinky what it comes to sex, but sometimes BDSM stuff comes into it, but only soft bondage.Who’s dominant in bed? Mendoriel for most of the times. He’s dominant, but really, really affectionate.Is head ever in the equation? Always.If so, who is better at performing it? Zaf, but that’s no surprise. Sucks dick like a champion. XDEver had sex in public? Nah, they really prefer privacy and their own beds.Who moans the most? Both of them moan a lot, depending on what is going on. But I’ll go with Zaphaleth.Who leaves the most marks? Zaphaleth, Mendoriel’s arms, shoulders, chest, tummy and hips are full of love bites and sometimes even bite marks. XDWho screams the loudest? Zaf, also. :DWho is the more experienced of the two? Zaf, by far. Mendoriel was a virgin before him, despite being ~ 1800 years old already when they first did it.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Make love, definitely.Rough or soft? Soft. :)How long do they usually last? Quite long, but I don’t wanna say something unrealistic :D I’m not experienced enough.Is protection used? Nope.Does it ever get boring? Sometimes, yes, but Zaf usually knows how to spice it up again.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? In the stables. But they reaaally prefer beds.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They already raised Zaf’s daughter Keona together. But maybe in the future when Zaf’s illness gets better, they will adopt another child. Zaf is not too fond of children.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? -Who is the favorite parent? Keona loves them both to death really, but she runs to Zaf all the time cause he is very casual about things.Who is the authoritative parent? Mendoriel, probably cause his dad was kinda authorative too. (shit, I fucked up the format)
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Zaf, but only if Keo does not feel good physically/mentally. Education is important guys!Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Both of them really don’t mind some junk food and sweets as long as it does not happen too often.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both of them! Zaf does his best at parenting and for Mendoriel of course does too, both know the importance of it.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both!Who changes the diapers? They switch, but Mendoriel had to do it most of the time, since Zaf was pretty miserable when Keona was a baby. (shit, I did it again!)
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Zaf, he was awake anyways. Fucking insomnia and nightmares.Who spends the most time with the children? Mendoriel spent a lot of time with Keo, Zaphaleth a little less cause he still needed lots of rest.Who packs their lunch boxes? Mendoriel.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Zaphaleth, he does not give a damn and does never beat around the bush.Who cleans up after the kids? Mendoriel, usually. He’s a little tidier than Zaf, but just a little.Who worries the most? Mendoriel, Zaphaleth knows his kids are going to be fucking badass.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Zaphaleth, he swears all the fucking time and does not even notice.
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? Boooth! :D But Mendoriel is really really cuddly and just casually seeks it out ALL the time.Who is the little spoon? ZafWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? …Zaf.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Both of them, really. XD But Mendoriel has the better self control.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Like forever.Who gives the most kisses? Mendoriel…HE CAN’T STOPWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Probably going out together, enjoying nature, culture and maybe take a long walk.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Couch and bed. Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Mendo touches Zafs butt a lot when no one is looking.How often do they get time to themselves? Sometimes. Mendoriel is usually busy all day training the troops of his father and Zaf does some engineering work or theorizing in the meantime. They have the evenings and the days where Mendoriel has the day off.
Sleeping:
Who snores? None of them, Zaf sometimes makes funny noises tho.If both do, who snores the loudest? -Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share a bed. Still have seperate rooms in the manor tho, but they spent most time in Mendoriels.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? They start by cozying up, Mendoriel does usually not move at all while Zaphaleth does fucking gymnastics in his sleep.Who talks in their sleep? Zaf babbles a lot.What do they wear to bed? Different at times.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Jesus, yes, Zaphaleth isCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Yeah, alongside a whole fucking bunch of Meds Zaf has to take …BUT MOST OF THE TIMES HE WON’T…does not like meds, at least not the psychotropic ones.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Mendoriel just lays there like dead while Zaf just throws his leg over him or just lays on top of him. So yeah. Zaf does a lot of things in his sleep.Who wakes up with bed hair? Zaf always has perfect hair, as we know it. …not really, he has really funky bed hair going on. Mendo’s stays fairly decent.Who wakes up first? ZaphalethWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Mendoriel, as Zaf sometimes just won’t leave bed at all.What is their favourite sleeping position? Mendoriel really like spooning Zaf when he curls up and Zaf enjoys having his back protected by the warrior.
Who hogs the sheets? Zaf.Do they set an alarm each night? Not really.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Nope.Who has nightmares? Zaphaleth has nightmares almost every night. That’s why he does sometimes refuse to go to bed if he is actually tired for once or just wakes up in the middle of the night screaming. His sleep is the worst.Who has ridiculous dreams? Mendoriel.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Zaphaleth? Mendoriel really does not move, not even an inch so he mostly just climbs onto his partner.Who makes the bed? No one. It’s a mess.What time is bed time? Midnight at the latest! Mendo needs lots and lots of sleep.Any routines/rituals before bed? -Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Zaphaleth. Needs coffee.
Work:
Who is the busiest? Zaf.Who rakes in the highest income? Also Zaf.Are any of your muses unemployed? -Who takes the most sick days? Zaf.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Zaf has his own schedule and the troops need to wait for Mendoriel.Who sucks up to their boss? -What are their jobs? Zaf is an self-employed engineer and scientist and Mendoriel is the general of his fathers army. (Modern!AU: Zaf is the CEO of his own corporation Ironleaf Industries, they work in the biomedical research and medical field and produce medical equipment, and Mendoriel is an emergency room/casualty department doctor)Who stresses the most? Zaf. Please chill.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They both love it.Are your muses financially stable? Yep! Very much so.
Home: (if both lived in a home together with none other!)
Who does the washing? MendorielWho takes out the trash? MendorielWho does the ironing? ZaphalethWho does the cooking? ZaphalethWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? ...none, really.Who is messier? ZaphalethWho leaves the toilet roll empty? No one would dare to do so. But I’ll go with Mendoriel.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? MendorielWho forgets to flush the toilet? Yuck. No one.Who is the prankster around the house? Zaphaleth. But it’s only minor pranks like putting googly eyes on the fotos of Mendoriels family.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Zaphaleth!Who mows the lawn? They switch.Who answers the telephone? Zaphaleth.Who does the vacuuming? The vacuuming robot Zaf built.Who does the groceries? Both of them.Who takes the longest to shower? Mendoriel.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Zaphaleth
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? Nope.How many cars do they own? They probably would own two.Do they own their home or do they rent? Their own home.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coast.Do they live in the city or in the country? Would probably live in a city.Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yeah, very much so.What’s their song? Skillet - ComatoseWhat do they do when they’re away from each other?Where did they first meet? Auberdine, before the demons wrecked it.How did they first meet? Mendoriel treated Zaphaleth as he was down with a very serious illness.Who spends the most money when out shopping? ZaphalethWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Zaphaleth also.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Both of them laugh their asses of.Any mental issues? Zaphaleth suffers from C-PTSD, depression and probably some more shit, Mendoriel has depressive tendencies.Who’s terrified of bugs? Mendoriel.Who kills the spiders around the house? Zaphaleth, as Mendoriel is terribly afraid of spiders.Their favourite place? Bed. Always bed.Who pays the bills? Zaphaleth probably would. In azeroth, they live in Shadowdancer manor, so Sephestus sustains them.Do they have any fears for their future? Mendoriel and Zaphaleth both really worry about Zafs health and state of mind.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Zaphaleth loves taking Mendoriel out.Who uses up all of the hot water? No one, Zaphaleth takes a short shower at first and then Mendoriel just uses up the rest in his long shower.Who’s the tallest? Mendoriel is the taller one with 7′7″ (230cm) and Zaf’s much shorter with just 6′7″ (200cm)Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Zaphaleth, but Mendoriel does it too.Who wanders around in their underwear? Zaphaleth.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Mendoriel, Zaphaleth hates singing so much.What do they tease each other about? Being clumsy, stupid verbal errors, funky pronunciations (you know, when your mouth just gives up on you), scientific inaccuracies and their little, but adorable flaws.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Zaphaleth. Mendoriel really does not take clothing as seriously as he does.Do they have mutual friends? Mendoriels whole family and their friends. :DWho crushed first? ZaphalethAny alcohol or substance related problems? Zaphaleth sometimes goes a little haywire with his meds when he’s feeling very bad. Mendoriel has to look after him so he doesn’t does all kinds of pills together and takes them at once.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Zaf would, but Mendoriel does not allow him to go out alone since he does a lot of stuff he is not supposed to do and gets in danger sometimes. The engineer probably would end up in jail because he was drunk as fuck. Also Zaf has had an alcohol abuse problem and they both do not want him to relapse. Who swears the most? Zaphaleth, so much. SOOOO MUCH.
