#wailord4

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time for me to join the trend of bashing on The Fallen 4!!

@michaelscorneroftheinternet & @dorriostareyes

AU 4'S, ASSEMBLE-

(tw/cw like usual for Wailord 4: moobs, becouse this fucker still refuses to put on a shirt)

Gem 4: i won't waste too much words on you, bastard. but i'll tell you this; i'd rather let myself shatter than do something like you have done.

do you even regret what you've done?

Wailord 4: how could you do such a thing?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE AND CHERISH YOUR 3, NOT LEAVE HIM LIKE THAT TO DIE!

*and then the skittens and Wailmer Beeg proceeded to treat the awful 4 like a training dummy lol. get Body Slammed and Water Gunned, idiot*

*le gasp* what's this? unexpected early public reveal of a new au 4?? y e s

introducing, Glamrock 4! in-universe known as Liam!

(plz ignore the repeated "Fallen 4" written on the paper, it's just a part of little context note for myself)

Glamrock 4: sure, i don't get along with Jacob myself. but i've always wanted to be able to become friends with him.. and you?? you throw away your chance at being on better terms with your "Three"?

listen here, buddy. this won't be the first time one of us caused serious injury upon a human (assuming you even are a human-) being. but this time? it won't be an accident.

left the best (i think) for last! hehehe~

Monster 4: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?! 3 SAVED YOUR SELFISH ASS, AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GETS?? YOU COULD ALWAYS RECREATE THE STUPID VIDEO, YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ANOTHER SMG3! HE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO BACK FOR YOU, HE COULD HAVE SAVED HIS OWN LIFE! YET HE DIDN'T!

I THOUGHT I WAS A MONSTER, BUT CLEARLY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVES THAT TITLE MORE!

it should have been you, not him.

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have a bonus empty space eggdog too

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have some "biblically accurate" smg34 hsowa au lol