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NOBODY MAKE MAHATMA X HIPSWITCH ART BEFORE ME IF YOU DO IM GONNA EXPLODE YOU WAIT FOR ME I WANNA BE FIRST

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WAIT.. BOOK, IS THIS YOU??👀👀 husband book??

#hold on #kiki are y’all here??#wait!!!!#📖 anon #asks:3tan #guys read 3tan #maybe??#*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌

I think instead of fighting over which female teen relative is best suited to be Jon Snow’s love interest, we should be fighting about which middle aged dumbass is most deserving of becoming one of his many doomed father figures. I nominate JonCon.

#jon snow #asoiaf #jon x jon is actually superior #either him or the blackfish or lem lemoncloak #wait!!!!#lem would be a great parallel to mance and rhaegar hold awnnnnn #my minddd 🤯

Wait wait wait wait wait wait-

So I have this idea, right? That I’ve mentioned in comments/tags somewhere possibly maybe? About Dapper and Pomme escaping the island with the French because I’m Big Sad and I know Bad’s probably planning some angst about them being gone and I’m not about that right now (my name is Root Beer Dr. Pepper and I’m happy endings until I die).

So like, basically, everyone gets off the island and it’s slice of life and Bad stays behind to take down the Federation and along the way he and Cucurucho get together become roommates and like, Bad’s like “I can fix him!!! (I can make him worse!) and then Cucurucho like, goes along with it because he’s bored and anyway the point of this word vomit is that when Bad eventually escapes and finds everyone Cucurucho is with him like your strange aunt who no one likes but is too afraid not to invite to dinner or possibly like a particularly persistent strain of herpes.

The Islanders: what’s that?

Bad: a smoothie!

(It’s Cucurucho. He’s wearing Bad’s bathrobe)

And everyone hates him but he can’t really do anything by himself and he’s honestly too busy fucking bothering Bad to do much to anyone.

I think this was going somewhere but I forgot. I’m very tired.