#wait please don't

[rhaenin-time]

Despite claiming to be oh-so-enlightened over the North Americans, Germans really are an extra level of white because why did some girl tell me she wished she had my hair because "white" hair is "always so thin" and when I point out that my hair comes from my white mother's side did she say, "But that's not really white hair. It's more... slavic."

[ptonyschmidt-blog]

PS, can I have your number?

[soupspork]

Feminists: Women can do everything men can

Men: Except pee standing

Feminists: *straddling toilet* that's what you think