I am so excited to embark on a new stage of my life – writing a diary! I’ve never done this before, I’m sooooo super excited about this opportunity! Can’t wait to get started. I’m practically out the door already.
What am I going to write about in my diary? Who am I going to share it with? Because the purpose of a diary cannot possibly be to linger in some drawer unread in this day and age of sharing and social platforms.
It is going to be a new social media tool for me, that’s for sure. To hell with wall flowers weeping over their solitary effusions.
Just like photo selfies, this diary is going to be a written form of selfie!
So here I am in the first selfie: pouting of course! I’m standing in a light-blue translucent wrap near the edge of a swimming pool against the backdrop of Mount Fuji. This has always gotten me zillions of likes on the Gram.
The second selfie has me sticking my tongue out the left side of my mouth, this time the wrap is lacewing green, equally transparent, and it shows off my abundant, unbridled assets. The backdrop is an erupting volcano on Iceland. Never been there myself and don’t particularly enjoy burning hot lava, but what are the imagination and photoshop for!
Yeah, I’ve been around. Everybody knows what’s on my mind. You think I’m lonesome? So don’t I. Just enough for you to think you might want to share my loneliness. Please click and comment!
PS: I did a spellcheck but can’t gurantee that everything’s all right. Simply not used to writing. Pix rule!