i did a ton of these sentence starters memes at @allhalllows, so i’m gonna do one here >:3 feel free to reblog even if you aren’t part of the wallace cup--the more, the merrier!
"It’s the first time I’ve ever seen a Pokémon and thought, ‘that’s not a Pokémon.’”
“We wanted the D. We got the D.”
“Fuck if I know. I’m a biologist, not a dreamologist.”
“I never done lucid dreaming cuz fuck that shit.”
“I like knowing what’s reality vs. dream world, thanks.”
“IT’S CALLED A POWER MOVE”
“Due to personal reasons, I will give everyone polio now.”
“The cat is the most important member of the family.”
“Throw the men away.”
“Humans, I swear to God.”
“Protective gear is for the weak.”
“Pokémon hockey. Ice types only. Your shit is wrecked.”
“This is a World Cup, not a charity event!”
“I live for unnecessary violence in basically any scenario but reality.”
“My ape brain when it sees a soccer ball: oo oo aa aa kick it”
“Hon hon baguette Prism Tower I am from Kalos.”
“This is omega erasure and I won’t stand for it.”
“Well OBVIOUSLY the USA is the most important part of Earth, sweaty.”
“Bold of you to assume anyone in the U.S. government is smart enough to spell such a long word.”
“Why are we all Libras…what’s up”
“Didn’t the purge happen like, 80 years ago?”
“I’ll die before I let my family catch me browsing Tumblr.”