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[ardentverdant]

i’m the worst boyfriend everrrrrr

[ardentverdant]

business as usual around here huh

[ardentverdant]

man and i was doing so well too

i guess being a vagrant in alola for like a month really messed me up worse than i thought

[ardentverdant]

good try but nobody can burn me worse than i burn myself every day so you're just wasting your time

[ardentverdant]

self care is hiking barefoot up the cliffs of wela volcano and screaming at the top of your lungs until tapu lele appears and punches you in the face

[ardentverdant]

these tentacool don’t understand that i’m trying to help them by picking them up off the sand and carrying them to the water and they keep stinging me