#walter essner

[simplealice0]

[davidstirlings]

the "every squad needs..." SAS edition

[just-barrow]

SAS: shitposts 181/∞

[wearebackbagels]

Vampire.

(I used that title bc I knew it would catch your eye @fergusfraserapologist​  )

I know Cesar/Augustin is the fandom’s resident vampire but Paul’s outfit here reeeaally gives me Dracula vibes. Augustin is the hot, sexy, French vampire that would seduce you with a nice dinner, candles and wine then erotically suck you dry in front of the open fire place. 

Mr Essner on the other hand would most likely just jump lost hikers left and right to get a drink. Maybe scare them a bit first, or seduce them into following him back to his castle.

Like this--(time to use our imagination). 

Imagine you are walking on a trail somewhere deep in the German mountains, alone, you haven’t met anyone during the whole day and the decision to take that shortcut might not have been a very good one. 

Reaching the top of a mountain you pause to rest for a while, drinking the last water in your bottle and watching as the sun sets behind the mountains and taking all color and warmth with it.

Sighing you pack up to get going again, the forest now cold an eerily silent around you.

Caught up in your map and the search for a nearby village, you don’t notice how the trail leads you down the mountain and into the thick, dark forest below and how fog slowly rises from the mossy ground and dampens any sound you create.

Next time you look up and look around a weight settles in your stomach, you have NO IDEA where you are or where you are supposed to go. But without any better plan you keep on walking, hoping the trail will lead to SOMEWHERE,  but now a lot more attentive on your surroundings than before.

You walk and watch as the forest becomes darker and darker as night settles over the mountain, suddenly you hear the sound of rustling fabric and whips around only to find THIS

towering over you, highlighted cheekbones and all! After apologising for the scare and introducing himself as Walter Essner, he explains how he lives only a bit further down the path and how you could stay there for the night. 

Personally I’d be scared as all shit, but would ofc follow( for a lot of different reasons)

@invisiblegargoyl​

[cloudyfacewithjam]

SAS Rogue Heroes - Season 1 Episode 5

[rose-vybe]

Vampire!Essner au - awakening 

@rosescruensixxam @wearebackbagels

fucking brainrot 🙈

[roseszirnheld]

Part 7 of the pirate au is finally up and running!!! (@adowbaldwin @dukesoakedoats @revolutionarybillfraser @just-barrow @regseekings @davidstirlings @fergusfraserapologist @wearebackbagels. Enjoy!! ❤️❤️)

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[incorrectquotes-sas-rogue-heroes]

Submission #0005

Johnny: Lieutenant Jordan sir I have a question.

Augustin:Yes Cooper what do you need?

Johnny: Can a person breath in the washing machine while it's on?

Augustin:

Johnny:

Augustin: Where the fuck is Essener?