#wanaw

[mythomagically-delicious]

There a lot of good things in the Maximum Ride books. But let’s all remember the best one:

Ari was about to capture the flock in Disneyworld, waiting for them to get off the Splash Mountain ride, when a little kid came up and asked for his autograph. The kid mistook him for Wolverine, one of the good guys of the X-Men. That’s probably the best Ari ever felt in his life. That is the best part of the Maximum Ride books.

[mythomagically-delicious]

I had a dream that I was taking my business law test, and thinking to myself, “man, I should’ve gone to class, I can’t believe I missed the teacher talking about the most effective ways to poison/kill a person” because that’s all the test was. 48 questions on how to be an efficient murderer, one question on actual business law, and the bonus question he always includes for one point that was ‘draw a picture of a cat’. 

[mythomagically-delicious]

okay i lied about the order of events

ll watch a little odaat time then get shit done

i gotta