#wankship

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Merks beautiful presents for the nerds under our tree #wankship 🎁🎄

[colorsofthewand]

so it turns out you can definitely read our decor from the outside... #wankship

[colorsofthewand]

merk: Rachel! *then proceeds to tell a story about anne*

Rachel: why did you say my name at the beginning?

Rachel: oh. she was addressing me.

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wren: what if this happens and you die and I fall into a coma and by 'space' i mean i think i am in space but i really am in a coma and then i die in space in the coma but also in real life and for the whole afterlife i think i went to space but i really didn't

anne: well of course it would all be in your head...but why on earth would that mean that it wasn't real?

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anne: you and i are driving off a cliff though

wren: oh yeah...or i die in space

anne: you aren't dying in space

wren: i'll be in space for a year so i can die a year after you

anne: no

wren: you'll be dead its fine

anne: okay i guess if you can rig it go ahead

wren: thanks for your support

wren: you can watch from the afterlife

anne: as long as you make the dive off the cliff with me

anne: i don't care if you hit the water

anne: we will shake hands mid air

wren: and high five

anne: yeah and touch each other's butts real fast

anne: one last time

wren: one last time

anne: and you will jet pack to space

wren: oh also while taking a bullet for someone

anne: we'll bring bradshaw too

wren: of course

anne: and he'll try to shoot us both and we will both take the bullet for the other

wren: okay sounds good

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wren: you are one year older than me that means you die one year before me

wren: that's how birth and death work

anne: that's not how it works

wren: yes it is

wren: known fact i'm a scientist

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discussing our deaths

anne: IM PLANNIN ON EITHER DYING LAST OR TAKING ALL YOU BITCHES WITH ME

wren: how dare you

wren: don't you want people at your funeral?

wren: we are the only people you know

anne: fuck you

anne: but you have a good point

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rachel: do it

rachel: i'm gonna watch you fail

rachel: i got a front row seat

(looks at wren)

rachel: second row seat