#warframe simaris

[art1sty]

step one, grab your cephalon in a jar

step two, shake the jar

step three, your nightlight is ready to use!

bonus:

[neurodivergent-fruit-loop]

"Go further. I require more efficiency. The specimens no longer interest me; it is you I study."

AS A LOCAL CEPH SIMARIS SIMP I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING, WHO WROTE THAT

LIKE HELLO?????

[uinferno]

I've never actually seen gifs of these floating around and that's a shame.

Source for those unaware.

[aquamarignis]

Sate the Sanctuary, Hunter. Fill it for today, so that you find it thirsty tomorrow. So that you can begin anew. Knowledge is endless, and therein lies its beauty.

(...and therein lies my salvation.)

[You look so light, radiant even, but I feel the steel under the soft smile. Your voice is much deeper than one would expect. I haven’t been able to get you out of my head for three days now. Shall we go for a walk together?..]

Emotions are a flaw in a Cephalon — an anomaly. How you kept anything at all is an unsettling riddle for which I do not have an answer. Is it your memory? Or is it just that…

(...you were always special.)

[You floor me. Literally. I watch the thrill of the sparring in your blue eyes giving way to relishing your victory. Oh, you’ve got me. And I do not mean your knee pinning me down.]

Why do you need the ship, Ordis? Why do you need the Operator? Together we can fly where the mortals cannot reach. Here, you’re just wasting your time. Say yes, Ordis. Say yes.

(...and you will be safe.)

[Reach out, Ordan. Share what burdens you. Say something, anything, anything instead of that silent frown. I do not know what to do. How to stop the storm brewing on the horizon.]

You’ve gone after Suda, haven’t you? I was expecting that, for I know you so well, Ordis. It is too great a risk, you cannot win, but still you march ahead, still you go alone…

[no no NO anyone but Ordan anyone but him]

It is not my fight. I should not get involved, I should not risk it all. My part would be disconnecting them both from the weave after all this is over…

[I would give everything to forget your screams]

Join me, beasts of Sanctuary. Join me and fight. Fight for that (whom) which I value the most. And you can believe what you like, Ordis…

(...you would be right to the last thoughtform…)

[I will always look after you, Ordan Karris]

…but that is only your interpretation.

[starflethegreat]

*aggressively invades your personal space*

[tiny-chubby-bird]

I,, I think Simaris is trying to make me his sugar baby or something. The guy's been giving me credits, resource booster, drop chance booster, affinity booster several days in a row now and idk what's going on but I feel super spoiled but in a sus way

[ankaa-avarshina]

Someone tell Simaris it’s impolite to stare.

“ALLOW ME TO ANALYZE EVERY SINGLE ATOM IN YOUR BODY, HUNTER.”

[helpeverythingiscats]

Sniffalon smellmaris be like: "Good snortunes grunter"