#warhammer 40k stuff

[witchofthegermanforest]

New Death Korps of Krieg uh?

The Neo Nazi incels are gonna be insufferable for the rest of eternity

[witchofthegermanforest]

You were so close to getting my attention.

But you just had to pick the ultra cunts

[witchofthegermanforest]

Unpopular Warhammer Opinion

Space Marines: Sabaton and Amon Amarth

Adepta Sororitas: Powerwolf

[witchofthegermanforest]

I'm not into Warhammer but adding facts that should have been addressed at THE VERY BEGINNING can makes the timeline fucked more than 4 kids playing a game that literally destroy their universe

Thats the thing. The writers retcon and make up stuff as they go along

[witchofthegermanforest]

Khorne + orks: you can't just stab people without getting close!!. Nightlords: haha chainglaive go brrrnnnm

[witchofthegermanforest]

So we know most of the tech the imperium uses was like farm equipment during the dark age of technology. Like the rhino. Terminator armour, Eva suits for ships. So pretty much the emperor just reused scrap. Except that one civilization. In 30k that Horus went ham on. So what 40k weapon and armour do you think was used as everyday stuff?.

Chainaxes for Woodwork

Flamers for cooking

Vox amplifiers for Metal Concerts

[witchofthegermanforest]

Idea for a nightlords character: A swarm of bats that were blessed/cursed to become a single colony being, inhabite a suit of terminator armour, are very angry about being a swarm of bats and are still more interesting than rodent guillotine.

Better idea.

A swarm of regular Bats that is so pissed off at the Ultramarines that they stole a Atramentar Terminator armor from Sevs stash and learned to operate it through sheer force of will alone. Noone knows who the new guy is but he just butchered 5 Ultramarines alone.

Basically the two kids in a Trenchcoat joke in 40K. But it's bats and terminator armor

[witchofthegermanforest]

40k where everything is the same except instead of being assassinated Konrad gets took by Trazyn the Infinite

The night lords on the intergalactic speakers:

HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW.