#warharlot

[heiroftenebris-blog]

"I loved you better than your own kin did from the very start. I don't blame you much for wanting to be free....I just wanted you to know...,"

❝Perhaps you don’t wish to believe that the person you once knew didn’t wish to be free but instead sacrificed those he supposedly held dear for his own selfish desire.❞

[mxchifcture-blog]

@warharlot for a sudden starter!

It’s been just another one of hose annoying missions. How many years has it’s been since he actually put some effort into a fight? So so many. He almost lost count. Lost count of the years from when it actually was fun. These days it’s just a boring job of cleaning out spineless idiots that do not have it in them to harm anyone other then weak. Physically weak girls, abuse the loved ones. Do whatever they need to do to at least sound strong. But when they are faced with an overwhelming presence, they cower and beg. No mercy for them. Not before, not now. His current target was a warehouse that stationed the worst human smugglers in the town.  He runs and basically kicks the door in. He sees a female figure. She is surrounded by people. Despite feeling a strange sense of nostalgia, he does not think for a moment before rushing in. His favorite trident in hand. HE cuts and slashes and kicks. But soon after there is no one alive other then him and....a woman. He finally notices why she seems so familiar. Everything almost froze. 

“Well....that is...unexpected. Casca....you?” He is unable to hide his shock. How many years has it’s been? So she is alive still too?

[vojvode]

"Sooooo..... I'm not really into the whole daddy kink thing but some of my friends are and they told me that They basically like to call their boyfriend 'daddy', or hell if they have a girlfriend sometimes they call her daddy too and , like, it's supposed to be like a power dynamic thing. I don't know . It's weird," She shakes her head and laughs.

❝ that’s vile. ❞ he deadpans, lofty expression unreadable. ❝ and i don’t recall asking. ❞

[provocapricious-blog]

"You know what?! I actually came here cuz I had some fuckin medicine for you but since you wanna be rude as fuck I'm throwin this fuckin robitussin out the window and leaving!" //This has gotta be crack we have to come up with a better fic than this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@warharlot

        ❛ THE RED PLAGUE IS INCURABLE AT THIS PRESENT     MOMENT IN TIME YOU BLASTED NITWIT. LET ME DIE     IN PEACE. ❜

[vojvode]

"Yo pusseh is fat~" (I'M SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST CUZ OF THE CONVO WE HAD XDDDDD)

flirt with the monstro man u fuckign weenies / closed

I DON’T EVEN HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW WHY ARE U LYING 2 MY FACE BINCH

[vojvode]

Can Alucard still eat human food? Or is it absolutely disgusting to him? Or is he on the neutral side? Annnnd is the garlic thing a thing with him? .o.

really, alucard can eat just about anything, but only the blood ( or body ) of a humanoid will actually sustain him and satisfy any kind of hunger. the problem with cooked meat/raw packaged meat is that he can literally smell it rotting, so it’s not that it will make him sick, but rather comes down to something like preference. 

it’s the same with garlic. it has an extremely strong smell that puts him off, but it’s really just a nuisance and not anything that could harm him.