the reason freemind doesnt have his own gman is because gmind took one look at him and thought 'actually you know what' and dipped
GOD SDLJFNGDLSJFNGDFG
footage of gmind in the au basically:

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the reason freemind doesnt have his own gman is because gmind took one look at him and thought 'actually you know what' and dipped
GOD SDLJFNGDLSJFNGDFG
footage of gmind in the au basically:
freemind: shit, we lost feetman. where'd you go man!? (off in the distance) subscribe to me please, pLEASE, PLEASE...!! freemind: oh he's over there good
SDJFGJSLFGLJFDNGLJSF IM LOSING IT
theyre by a vending machine and that one zelda alert comes on
feetman’s hev: sorry link, i cant give credit. come back when youre a little mmmm richer!
freemind, at feetman’s hev: are you mocking me?! what the fuck!!!
*I'll get the admin and ban you forever!* and Freemind and Freeman look at Feetman super confused, Feetman doesn't even acknowledge this.
feetman: did you know you can be banned in real life?
freemind, sighing: okay, i’ll bite. How?
feetman: like this
freemind: [straight up vanishes out of the world, bubby-style]
If freeman wants a minute of peace from feetman and freemind's quirky bullshit all he has to do is bring up chuck e cheese and leave the room while they hash it out for the next like 20 full minutes
freeman: <chuck e cheese. restaurant ?>
feetmind: [SCREAMING BEGINS AGAIN]
freeman goes elsewhere to take the best nap of his life. maybe 3 hours
... feetman could wear a hook hand.
freemind: Hey no fair how come you look more of a pirate than i do? you’re not even trying!!!
feetman: you want a real hook hand? :)
freemind: no nevermind forget i said anything
Feetman wandering around and twitch alerts randomly playing out loud and he just doesn’t notice this as weird. Music shares just spontaneously kicking in and the other two eye him weirdly.
turn off ur damn twitch alerts feetman!!!!!!!
him having the same alert sounds as wrtv is gonna kill me sdjkgdsgsdjkfng
this has been a psa
WHITE PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING DERAIL OR ILL GET YOUR KNEECAPS
Might be my sleep deprived brain thinking this is hilarious; but Feetman casually dropping the whole 'Oh I have son his name is Joshua' thing in just normal conversation, and then the other two gordons spiraling from there over that fact. Jumping from 'Oh wow he has a kid' to 'Wait we're all Gordon, and if he's a dad I'm a dad now' to 'Oh god how do you take care of a child' even though they aren't Joshua's father. Already planning what they're gonna do on their joint-custody weekend with him
feetman: good to know if i ever die joshuas in good hands
freemind: shut the fuck up.
freeman: <anyway here’s the plan for the weekend and also is joshua allergic to anything?>