#warren simps

[nastymensimp]

warren the eagle relationship headcannons ( SFW & NSFW )

This man has a hard time distinguishing between friendships and crushes 

CRAVES physical contact no matter if its kisses, hugs, hand holding, even just touching heads he needs it to survive

Once he knows you like him in a more then friends way he feels stupid for not knowing so please reassure him 

The type to ramble for hours about nothing, especially if its something that you both like

No idea how to interact with people properly, it may seem like he’s lecturing your friends but its the only way he knows how to talk to others. 

surprisingly very good at cooking! making food with his S/O is a big stress reliever for him

NSFW

He just gives me switch energy I'm sorry

Very, very vocal whether it be with praises or moans

Blow him while he’s doing his podcast, I dare you

Part of me feels like he would want to watch someone else fuck his S/O but I also feel like he would cry

Seeing you in his hat would be a big turn on for him 

This nasty mf probably keeps a pair of your underwear with him during the day