Warsaw June 11th - Matinee
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‘Props’/Opening of the Show
Starts with what they are not going to do
Mentions ‘erotic role play’
Dan as a criminal, Phil as a policeman, voiceover of implied smut
Dan and Phil ‘strip’
Phil got the good ending in the simulation (starting a band and getting 18 million followers) and Dan got the bad ending (dying on the ladies' bathroom floor at a furry rave in a basement).
Truth Bombs
Dan: What job would they have if youtube didn’t exist?
A: Definitely not a lawyer, deviantart furry freelance artist, axe seller (winner)
Phil: What imaginary sport would they get medal in?
A: Killing houseplants (winner), being the palest man alive, cereal stealing
D&P: If they had a fragrance what would it be called?
A: Phanilla, eau de ladydoor, the sweet scent of regret (winner)
Ball & Mystery Box
Phil threw a ball into the audience to guess what was ‘inside’ the mystery box
Dan’s furry boyfriend, Dan’s phone, a body pillow
Dan VS Phil
Psychic Connections - Cartoon Character (Dan said Bart Simpson Phil said Lisa Simpson)
Phantastic Phacts
Phil: How old is Colin? (Dan’s family dog)
A: Phil guessed 4 (WRONG the answer was 8)
Dan: What colours were Phil’s school tie?
A: Dan guessed maroon and yellow (WRONG the answer was blue and yellow)
Dan, Phil, or a Rat?
Picture: Rat (Phil got it wrong, he guessed it was him)
Picture: Rat (Dan got it wrong, he guessed it was Phil’s lips)
D&P Dilemma
For Phil: Phil can talk to animals but dan has to pole dance in the background whenever it happens. Phil said he would do it and Dan was offended.
For Dan: Dan gets free black clothes for life but Phil looses his teeth. Dan said he would do it.
Friendship Test loser - Phil
Wheel of Doom
Dan was sacrificed.
When he was sacrificed he took his birthday hat off and said “now you feel sorry for sacrificing me on my birthday”
Good VS Evil
Dan - The apocalypse, Dan’s 2011 square hair, killing your best friend
Phil - Relaxing bath, anime, cute animals
Getting Deep
Q: Do you guys have a favourite video you’ve made together?
A: They both agreed that The Photobooth Challenge was their favourite video they’ve made together. Phil said he watches that video back when he’s having a bad day and he needs to laugh. Phil said he also likes their baking videos and Dan said he only likes them because he likes remembering all the food he ate.
Q: How do I stop my friendships from drifting?
A: They both said that the internet was a great way to stop friendships from drifting and that the internet is a great way to keep in touch in different ways. Phil said that you should also try to enjoy things you have in common together, so from time to time if you want to keep in touch try to skype and watch a movie or TV show you enjoy together!
Q: I just got fired any advice?
A: Dan referenced his How I Got Fired video a lot! He said when going to your next job don’t do anything he did (Don’t sell axes to children, lying about being sick and going to reading festival, sleeping under tables) They also said to not mention how you got fired from the first job and Phil said to ask a lot of questions about your job in the interview to seem more professional.
Golden II Awards
They wore glitter suits
Give fandom awards to the audience
Most inaccurate prediction was then singing their favorite eurovision songs and Dan did a short impression of "euphoria" and "fairytale"
Phil’s Diss Track
Assumed lyrics to Phil’s Diss Track thus far
Dan on Piano
Dan plays a song on the piano
Has to do with him and Phil’s origin story
Phil interrupts by returning to his diss track momentarily
Interactive Introverts Duet
Dan and Phil sing a duet with Dan playing the piano
About how they’re ‘Interactive Introverts’
*Bonus*
This show was done on Dan’s birthday!
The audience was all wearing birthday hats
Dan wore his black birthday hat for the first half of the show and then got annoyed with it and took it off during the second half
The audience (and Phil) sang happy birthday to Dan in english and polish!
Dan said he was Phil trash #1
Dan dabbed A LOT
During Dan, Phil or a rat, Dan guessed the picture was of Phil’s lips and said “I’d know that smirk anywhere”
During the getting deep portion of the show they sat on a tiny box together and dan said “Two bros chilling on a box”
The stage was too small to fit their set so it was just a projection
The wheel was TOO BIG to fit into the theatre! Dan went out of his way to physically draw a target on three long sheets of paper and they hung it up on the stage!
Phil helped dan adjust his mic
Phil offered to help Dan get out of the white jumpsuit to which Dan responded “I don’t need your help getting undressed Phil”
Audience was named ‘Susan’
*Current pre-show/intermission playlist*
Thank you to Karolina, Maya, Mels, Olga (@/lovmycastiel), D, Juliet Alex, and Maja (she/her) (@/hermione-brekker) for your submission!