“Let me feel your muscles! How firm are they? A girl finds these sort of things fascinating.”
OR: A sweet-talker flirts to get a guy to hold her bag for her.
kinniku wo sawarasete yo
donna kanji na no ka
kyoumi ga aru no yo otoko no ko tte
fushigi da ne
Let me feel your muscles
I wonder how they feel
It’s so fascinating, boys
Are such a wonder to me
kyou no BAGGU nandaka omokute
sou, dareka ni motte hoshikatta
dakara chotto atama wo shibotte
HAATO wo tsuttemita
amai tameiki hitotsu CHIRARI to mite
onedari suru no
warukii
My bag felt kinda heavy today
That’s right, I wanted someone to hold it for me
So I used my head a little
And set out to catch a heart
I let out a coy sigh, peeking out at you from the corner of my eye
And start sweet-talking,
Naughty ’Ky
kinniku wo sawarasete yo
dore kurai katai no
onna no ko ni wa kyoumi shinshin
takumashisa mitemitai no yo
donna kanji na no ka
WAKUWAKU shiteru wa jouwannitoukin tte
SEKUSHII da ne kore wo motte
Let me feel your muscles
How firm are they?
A girl finds these things fascinating
I want to see just how big and strong you are
I wonder how your muscles feel
I’m shaking with excitement—biceps are
Just so sexy, you know Hey, hold this for me
otokorashii MACCHO ga TAIPU yo
demo honto wa sonna koto nai kedo
jitto mitsume odatete agenakya
nanimo tsurenai wa
kocchi ga tanomun ja nakute
「yarasete kure」tte
tanomare you ni
warukii
Manly macho men are just my type
Well, the truth is, it’s not really like that but
If I don’t fix my gaze on him and butter him up,
I won’t catch a guy
I don’t want to ask for things
I want you to ask me
To let you do them for me
Naughty ’Ky
kinniku ni dakaretai no
itsu no hi ka doko ka de
watashi no tame ni ganbatte
kinniku ni dakaretai no
oreru kurai tsuyoku
mune ga atsuku naru yo fukkin datte
wareterushi
kore mo motte
I want to be hugged tight by muscles
Someday, somewhere,
So work hard for me
I want to be hugged tight by those muscles
So tight I could break
My chest is getting hot—even your abs
Are rock solid!
Hey, hold this for me too
kami wo kakiage nagara
tamesuyou ni hannou miru wa
warukii
As I tuck my loose hair behind my ear,
I watch your reaction to test you out,
Naughty ’Ky
kinniku wo sawaraseteyo
dore kurai katai no
onna no ko ni wa kyoumi shinshin
takumashisa mitemitai no yo
donna kanji na no ka
WAKUWAKU shiteru wa jouwannitoukin tte
SEKUSHII da ne kore wo motte
Let me feel your muscles
How firm are they?
A girl finds these things fascinating
I want to see just how big and strong you are
I wonder how your muscles feel
I’m shaking with excitement—biceps are
Just so sexy, you know Hey, hold all of this for me!
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Obligatory explanation: Warukii is a portmanteau of Warui (bad/naughty) and Milky, (the original singer’s nickname). An English alternative might be Evilky, but that’s 1) a bad pun even by my standards and 2) too harsh for what’s only a tongue-in-cheek song.
Since then, there have been countless performances by other members, usually with the song title appropriately changed: Warunee, Warurin, Warurun, etc.