#warunicorn

[rodneyillustrations]

Pen & Ink illustration for "The Knight of Sticks" card from The Global Fusion Intuitive Tarot Deck. ⤵️ www.rodneyillustrations.com/shop #knights #chivalry #forhonor #horses #warunicorn #fire #wand #mushroomwand #tarotcards #tarotmeditation https://www.instagram.com/p/Brndz1xALd7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5hajh3sj4ave

[changterhune]

My wife really gets me. Was having a poor start to the morning then I opened up a package and exploded with laughter. Because when you’re facing Armageddon what else can you do? #kimjongun #shirtwash #armageddon #nuclearunicorn #warunicorn (at Scarborough, Maine)

[hamlethatesdragons]

ME, ME, LOKI!

...horsie! -sighs-

Fuck: Loki

Marry: ...you.

Cuddle: YOU!

[hamlethatesdragons]

Hmmm.... No. So let's try this -tries to get him back into horny-mood again with magic-

-a light glow flickers for a moment around the magician and he shakes his head- Nope. Still not horny.

[hamlethatesdragons]

Oh... Well... That doesn't really stop me from trying does it? -winks-

Of course not, horsie. -grins- But I would like you to not try. Forcing someone to do this kind of thing is a low blow. You're better than that.

[hamlethatesdragons]

you're a what? And that means what?

I'm good with magic, Azazel. Very good with counterspell actually. -grins-

[hamlethatesdragons]

awh damnit. Well... I can always try to put a spell on you but that magic isn't really good so anything could happen -steps closer- We can try. And well I do have a horn, could that count as horny?

-laughs and pets his mane- Yes, that count as horny...too, Azazel. I don't think your spell would work tho. I'm a magivian after all...-winks-

[hamlethatesdragons]

Awh... He left me for _stark_. So I'm all alone. And... -kisses his head- I think this is much more fun that playing around with horny Loki

-the curse stops for the unicorn and Hamlet shakes his head then glares- Azazel...bad horny unicorn. -smiles-