Hello friends its been a minute. There’s just so much to say it’s exciting! The Trump administration is having the time of their lives right now. After ordering an assassination on Iranian General Soleimani and receiving retaliation in the form of missiles (we all love a good missile right?), Trump is giving his response. The headline of which states that and I quote “*in a big manly voice* As long as I'm president of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon...” Ohhhh Reeaallyy? Not “Iran will head towards denuclearization” (yes it is a word look it up), or “Iran will be denuclearized”, but Iran will not be allowed to have nuclear weapons. I repeat ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^My face when I read that
I was shaking peeps....SHAKING! Not only does he claim the missiles failed and there were no casualties and minimal damage( I don’t know about you but that seems like a dig at the Iranian Army if you ask me), but he goes on to say that Iran is and I quote once again “standing down” Iran is not “standing down” they just don’t want war, much like how I don’t know....the majority of US citizens don’t want war. The Foreign Minister of Iran said that Iran doesn’t want any escalation but will defend itself if necessary (paraphrasing here). Honestly, the entire attack was pretty down low...It’s almost as if Iran WASN’T trying to kill thousands of people, but send a warning instead.....hmmmmmmmm
Lets just all take a moment to thank whatever it is you thank that we are not going to war.
All in favor of leaving Iran to Iran say aye!