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[hazyheadof--mine]

I’m not a fan of ‘chat up lines’ but I think the best one I heard was; Girl: ‘The best way to get over someone is to get under someone… that someone is me’

[baarish-ki-dua]

'My Pakistani Love For You' Tag.

Tagged by theguiltycrown ,thank you so much, it’s a really cool tag 😂😊! (I’m answering these with my appi)

How are you? doing better than yesterday

Which part of Pakistan are you from? City and state please. Bahawalpur in Punjab, Pakistan

Do you say Pakistani or Paki? pakistani. don’t like paki.

If you say Pakistani, do you approve of people saying ‘Paki’?

Have your traveled with PIA?  yes, 2003.

Which famous international known Pakistani, makes you proud? Hamza Ali Abassi

Do you support any Pakistani political party? NAH

Name the most Pakistani thing you own. Pakistan’s flag?

First word that comes to mind when you think of Pakistanis. family

Tell us a random time you encountered another Pakistani aunty, uncle, relative etc.  No idea

What is the weirdest thing a non-Pakistani has asked you about Pakistan? why are you and Indians not the same? (bitch its two different countries the f- her comment)

Paan vs Hookah?  DING DONG

Rickshaw vs Chingchi Rickshaw? TANGA

Shezan vs Rooh afza MANGO LASSI

Pakoras vs Samosas JALEEBI

Bazaars vs Malls? BAZAARS

Summer (Aam life) vs Winter (Chai life)? CHAI

What do you have with Chai? A LOT OF SUGAR Lawn vs Chiffon? LAWN IS BAE

Longest time you have gone through load shedding? ?

Weirdest thing you’ve read on a car? nothing

Weirdest thing you’ve seen while traveling or at the Bazaar? bandar knocking on my car door

Have you ever bargained at a shop? YES DUHH

Have you bought anything from a street vendor? What? churiyaaan

Favorite Urdu word?  ULFAT

Favorite Pakistani catchphrase/saying? KASMEY

Favorite Pakistani curse word? NEKAMMI

Favorite Pakistani food/dessert? (after 10min of thought) RASS MALAYI

Favorite Pakistani monument/mosque/location? NOOR MEHEL

Favorite Pakistani historical figure? LONG LIVE JINNAH

Favorite Pakistani cricketer? AFRIDI

Favorite Pakistani song? NERAY NERAY VAS

Favorite Pakistani quote? IN HAATHON KI LAKIRONPE MAT YA GHALIB..NASEEB UNKE BHI HOTEN HAIN JINKE HAATH NHI HOTE.. -GHALIB

Favorite Pakistani movie/drama? BOL

Favorite Pakistani actress/model? MAHIRA KHAN

Favorite Pakistani actor/model? HAMZA ALI ABASSI

Favorite Pakistani fashion statement/trend? LONG KURTAS

Favorite thing about Pakistani weddings? MATHAI

Favorite Pakistani conspiracy theory? DR ABDUL SALAM

Pakistani do ______ better.  EVERYTHING

Truck Art is _____. POETRY

Pakistani men look great in _____. BLACK KURTA HOTDAMN

Pakistani women look great in ____. EVERYTHING WE BE SLAYING

Pakistanis should continue ______. MOVIES MORE

Pakistanis should stop ______. ARGUMENTS

Pakistanis should start ______. A NEW REVOLUTION

If you could trade places with another Pakistani, who would it be?

If you could travel anywhere in Pakistan, where would you go? Recent news you received about Pakistan?

If you could change one thing in Pakistan, what would it be?  THE CORRUPTION

On a scale of 1-10, how Pakistani do you think you are? 8

Nostalgic Pakistani memory? WHEN SHE WAS SITTING ON THE BACK OF A RICKSHAW SWINGING HER CHAPPAL AND IT FELL IN A NALI AND WE HAD TO STOP AND SHE PUT HER HANDS IN THAT NALI

What makes you Pakistani? MY BLOOD

I tag everyone I know to be Pakistani (you are under no obligation to answer it all but I’d appreciate the effort if you have the time)

-sorry for any typos or mistakes I’m weak with pakistan related things

I tag the-imperfect-kid ahsan-fareed myonlytalentisoverthinking ammi-ka-shehzada da-pakistanii celestial-souls-roaming carryonthisshit aloneking1 rizwanrahim manwa-laage khatmal tahafeez bilal-fareed

dil-e-be-ikhtiyaar

[levifold]

A couple years back I had the pleasure of seeing Karl Urban at Brisbane Supanova on the Friday Preview Night. One exchange in particular between him and a fan during the Q&A still sticks out to me.

Fan: "What did one Kiwi statue say to the other Kiwi statue?" Karl: (amused but resigned) "I dunno. What?" Fan: "Statue bro?"

Just goes to show that Aussies can't seem to resist shit-stirring a Kiwi, even if he's a world class actor.