you WILL assign the elder dragons cars. beep beep
bkhbkbhb okay seeing as I'm being enabled. I'm gonna be insane and assign a aesthetic match and a 'what they'd drive' match.
1970s Ford Pinto (Modded)
Let it be known I fucking love Zhaitan with all my cold dead heart but it'd be incorrect for me to kin assign it anything but the hot mess that is the Ford Pinto. Weird, disconcerting, always 5 seconds away from dying, what else would be as fitting?
Drive:
2015 Toyota Sienna
Okay you need to hear me out on this one. Zhaia absolutely would inherit the car from soo-won as a gift . It's been years and Zhaitan is intensely practical and will not get rid of it until it's destined for scrap, luckily these make is known to just keep going. He's definitely painted over it with some weird murals but I couldn't find examples of that irl so we must simply imagine it.
1950's Cadillac Series 62.
It's a longer car with a old fashioned look from it's era, it's face plate reminds me of his cute tusks.
Drive:
2019 Rolls Royce Wraith
I went back and forth on a dozen options for mister Mordremoth because to me he has like... stern rich kinda classy but mean dad energy and that brings to me very specific kinds of cars. I feel like the Rolls Royce branch of cars really easily feeds into that.
This is a car for looks and showing off over anything else. It's a statement piece. He doesn't need a car for practicality and man is it showing.
A runner up option I had in mind was a Lotus but it felt a little too Young for him? I like it far more than the Wraith but I must be true to the character vibes.
1970 Dodge Challenger
An angular musclecar with a interesting 'face' aesthetic and a few sharp edges to it that comes in a beautiful shade of purple.
Drive:
1996 Toyota T100
Guy actually goes out fishing, hunting, and is a intensely practical person. He's one of the tiny percentage of people who actually need a four wheel drive/pickup and is going to keep using it until it conks out forever.
1989 - Lamborghini Countach
Sleek, sharp, and those doors remind me of Jormags tusks. I don't know how to explain it beyond it just fits to me. This car is a beautiful creature.
Drive:
2020 Bentley Continental GT
I can't see Jormag as a like, sports car enthusiast or anything but I do think they're about luxury brands and cars that stand out.
2025 Volkswagen California
Big and square and red. It would feel wrong not to assign his looks match to something big. This has a kitchen and bed on the inside which I think he'd appreciate.
Drive:
2015 Mitsubishi Outlander
Very reasonably priced car nowadays. He doesn't actually NEED a car like this but he likes how it looks and I don't see Primo as someone who is super invested in what he drives car wise in terms of factors like practicality and reliablity as much as picking something he liked the look of? He thinks it's fun and it works and he's pretty happy with that.
1969 (nice) Porsche 911
The 911 is a very very well known and admired classic, a very elegent and sleek design. Ideally you'd have some colour shifting or a nice metallic on it to suit her looks but we work with what we get.
Drive:
2018 Mini Cooper
Once she no longer had the need for something bigger that can serve as a family car, I genuinely think she'd find with something small and nippy ideal instead? I can see her also having a motorbike for fun.