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12/01/19

The East Asian Library at Washington University St. Louis.

[smallcollegebasketball]

Justin Hardy’s Story: Mind Over Matter | SportsCenter Featured

Justin Hardy’s Story: Mind Over Matter | SportsCenter FeaturedJustin Hardy was the 2nd leading scorer on the nationally-ranked Washington University Division...

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Hardy Wins Perry Wallace Most Courageous Award

Hardy Wins Perry Wallace Most Courageous Award

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So, I saw Tyler Oakley irl yesterday, which was pretty rad. He is actually the most adorable and awkward creature in the world. 10/10 🐻

[firebendinglemur]

Presenter: So in summary, we found that the effect of the sucrose and glucose binding to the outside of the particles, was to prevent the hydration of the surface

Host: It sounds to me like you're sugar-coating your results

[firebendinglemur]

my labmate: The people we asked to synthesize the compound said they wouldn't work with lead. Why wouldn't they do that? In India we worked with lead.

me: I'd rather work with HF than with lead, and I stay as far away from HF as possible. You go to a fluorine chemistry conference, you see lots of people who are missing fingers.

my labmate: Is HF corrosive? We used to etch glass with it, and we never wore gloves.

me: It is corrosive. More importantly, it's a contact poison: it will seep through your skin and shut down your nervous system. Burns on as little as 2% of your body can be fatal. It also dissolves your bones inside your body, but that's less of a concern than just straight-up dying.

my labmate: I think in the developing world, we put a lower value on life than they do in places like America.

[firebendinglemur]

*flips table* we don’t need to split into MOTHERFUCKING SMALL GROUPS for 30 MINUTES 

*throws chair through window* and come up with BULLSHIT ANALOGIES to understand the concept of a process that changes over time 

*leans through window and shouts at terrified pedestrians below* we are GRADUATE STUDENTS FOR FUCK’S SAKE who have gotten into one of America’s MOST PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITIES many of us have learned about the ergodic hypothesis already and those who haven’t can understand it in 5 MINUTES because it’s not ROCKET SURGERY

*stands on the ledge and proclaims to the masses*

THIS IS A CLASS ON COMPUTATIONAL CHEMISTRY SO SPEND THE GODDAMN CLASS TIME ON SOMETHING  THAT WE COULDN’T FIGURE OUT IN FIVE MINUTES ON WIKIPEDIA

*screeches like a massive, grotesque predatory bird as i plummet down upon a helpless compact car*

THIS IS MOLECULAR DYNAMICS NOT 5TH GRADE PHYSICAL SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

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of course sometimes shit goes down when there's a million dollars in scholarships 🎓✊🏾🎓✊🏾🎓✊🏾