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[evilvillain123456789]

besides the gender, race, and age constantly alluded to on this blog, i hold the following privileges & disprivileges:

Privileges

middle class

middle weight

live in the imperial core (miami international airport)

charming

blessed by the gods

neurotypical

able bodied (mostly)

attractive passing

intelligent

funny

green flag sun sign (aries)(this is not open for discussion)

Disprivileges

catholic

eccentric

non binary coded

bad person/toxic

technically own nothing (i live in the airport)

drug addict (caffeine pills, legal gummies)

partially vaccinated

look weird naked

sometimes a profound and unknowable pain rends my soul & permeates my body

bisexual

Please hold me accountable, at all times. That is all.

[evilalienmush]

when you talk to people they kill you

[not-terezi-pyrope]

Genuinely, I think the most publicly visible AI advance so far this year is how thoroughly and abruptly the "image generators can't do legible text" problem has beem fixed.

For those who haven't been paying attention, this is a recent ChatGPT output. It can do this sort of dense sensible text in images totally one shot, so don't rely on bad text to identify AI images any more.

[crypticspyder]

Was the text also generated? was it generated before, and given as an input, or was it generated with the image?

[not-terezi-pyrope]

The text was its own invention.

Here is the entire interaction that produced this image:

I've seen other people do much more sinister things with this! You can produce 100% realistic fake screenshots of news articles, tweets, that sort of thing, if you can convince the bot it's kosher to do so.

[theothin]

[firebendinglemur]

most of the types of people i tend to block on this website are obvious, but the one counter-intuitive blocking strat i have is "published novel authors"

[elitegameramy]

Gotta refuel

[ceausescue]

when i was a kid i often wondered what in a cell does the "thinking". like the nucleus has all this information, but it's just recipes for proteins. what decides which proteins to mint? if you're in a similar boat, please do yourself a big favor and look up transcription networks. that shit is awesome

[elbiotipo]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i have in my heart an intense desire to buy clothes

[max1461]

women be schopenhauer moment anyway yeah buying clothes is great only shitty thing about it is thatg it decreases your money

[max1461]

economists widely observe that if you have d dollars and you purchase p dollars worth of clothes you will be left with

(1) d - p

dollars in your wallet. this is considered a robust and well evidenced result, to the dismay of many

[max1461]

some have suggested the federal reserve cahnge it so that it's

(1) sqrt(d - p)

and this would improve the lives of shoppers everywhere. but theres counterarguments

[regexkind]

Honestly it's better if the contractors doing the insulation don't have doubts about whether or not I'm a debauched pervert

[winonaparadise]

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

[winonaparadise]

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

[winonaparadise]

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

[regexkind]

Incident: us-east-1 cascade

Root Cause: I pushed that shit due to overwhelming diabolic possession

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[eightyonekilograms]

You can now sort your likes by oldest and see the very first posts you liked on Tumblr. Some of my first are actually really good—I’d still reblog them today— but others are… dating discourse, most which could be copy-pasted into a Substack post today and nobody would suspect. Plus ça change.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

idk abt other platforms but windows refuses to render penis hieroglyphs (codepoints 130B8-130BA) unless they're next to another egyptian hieroglyph

𓂸 (U+130B8) <- lone penis

𓂸𓃊 <- above character + U+130CA

𓂹 (U+130B9) <- ligature of 𓋴 (phonetic uniliteral s) and U+130B8 𓂸 (here used phonetically as mt)

𓋴𓂹 <- U+132F4 phonetic uniliteral s + above character

𓂺 (U+130B8) <- ejaculating penis

𓂺𓀁 <- ejaculating penis + a guy

sequences of penis hieroglyphs have complicated rules:

𓂸𓂹𓂺 <- the three penes

𓂸𓂹𓂺𓀁 <- as above followed by a non-penis

𓋴𓂸𓂸𓂹𓂺 <- as above preceded by a non-penis

𓂸𓃊𓂹𓂺 <- as above interrupted by a non-penis

[transgenderer]

@jackmusclescarier said:

Can someone add a windows screenshot? On Android (mobile app) these all fully render for me

wont render on either firefox or chrome for me

[regexkind]

Unable to find the "off" switch on this wretched mattress salesperson but not for a lack of assiduousness

[regexkind]

Unable to find the "off" switch on this wretched mattress salesperson but not for a lack of assiduousness