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● So Chad? Not his native name. Obviously, I've heard alot of kids from immigrant parents or households will have two to three? By all means correct me if I'm wrong, I'll happily take corrections or constructive criticism. So yeah, Chad is his *American name* for legal documents and etc. Now I've seen alot of people calling him Zahir, no lie, I think it sounds pretty. And it stuck in my brain.
● His love language is cooking, feeding, all the touching, and acts of service.
● When he and Robert get together, Zahir was QUUUIIIICK to take Robert grocery shopping for actual food, like "This is fucking bullshit, Bob bob, you have two packets of ketchup, half a glass of orange juice and a plate of saltines.... why a plate of saltines?!" "I threw the packaging out and I didn't wanna just have 'em on the fridge door...."
"Oh .... my fucking god, get in the fucking car you fucking cave man !!!"
● Zahir always wants to take Robert grocery shopping. Even if its for himself. "BobBob, I'm out of rice, cmon."
"What ... do you need me for? You don't like when I try to help you shop...."
"Because I didn't ask you to shop for me, Bob Bob, I want you to stay by me and hold my arm!! Stupid Bitch!" It's true, Robert saw things on Zahir's little list and made a break to go find it, Zahir scolded Robert for trying to wander off. At one point, Zahir just put Robert in the basket of the cart. "Stop wandering off you ADHD bitch!"
● When Robert tells Zahir he's half Korean, (Robert cooked some bibimbap and kimichi pancakes after a long day and now having the means to) Zahir is both amazed .... and offended. "Bitch I spent an hour explaining to you about garlic and onions and other shit and you just sat there listening to me when you knew how to cook this while time?!?!?"
"You seemed happy, and I was ok to sit and listen... but you also never asked"
"BITCH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK!?!?! You're look like a white boy who would glow in the dark!!!"
"Haaaa yeaaaaa~"
●Robert is actually a secret foodie and HUGE eater. Zahir does NOT know this till maybe .... month five. It was a long hard day, Robert was starving and Zahir plated up some Qorma-e-Sabzi, Mantu and Ashak. He sits it in front of Robert, kinda nervous because he's never dived this deep into his own home cooking for anybody in a long while, he goes to get his plate and when he turns back, Robert has practically cleaned his plate. Licking up the last of the garlic yogurt sauce.
● Robert is very embarrassed of his large appetite and capacity to eat. Zahir has discovered he likes watching Robert eat. He piles on another plate full. Robert eats that to but slower and doesn't look Zahir in the eye.
● Zahir gets even MORE reason to cook, and never let's Robert get convience store or fast food again if he can help it.
● Zahir makes a single accepting for ice cream.
● Robert loves ice cream and especially ice cream cake. He always stops them in the frozen aisle (because Zahir doesn't let Robert's hand go) and points to either a pint of one of the flavors or begs for the limited edition flavors that come out for the season!! "I thought you loved twinkies?" "I do. But that's snack cakes. This is ice cream. And I can't ice cream out of a vending machine at work"
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