ANOTHER EXCHANGE
ARTICHOKE: What was the name of that Lovecraftian succulent?
ONION: W̼̱̲̥̻̻͎A̵̭̘̼̹̱ͅS̗̜̟̘̹̫O͎͈͞NG͉ ̪̹̳C̴̮A͔̬͍̱̬̙N͢C҉Ȩ͕͇͎̪R͉̩̻̺͕̘͔-̙B̮̘̩̥͠A̛̻N̯͓͖̳̭E,̴̺̞̱̜̲̬ ̮̝̱͍F͓̣̲͙̲̤̩͠A̘͡T̲̹̳̗̰̗H̸̥̝̳͚̫͍̪E̷̠̗̞R̻͔̳͖̹ ̬̰͍͖̯O̟͈̟͉͖̫ͅF̥͇͔̙ ̖͎̫̯ͅA͔̲ ͈̣̘͕̦̘̯T̶H͟O̧̙͕͎͙̜US͢A̡͔̱͎N̟D̺ ̫̬̘̬̗̺̫͟Y͙͎̞̟͖O͈̫̲͞U͙̪̣̺̼̱̕N̶͔̣̹̗̥G̳̹͓,͏͖̩̖̠̻ ̶M̛̼̯̮̠AṢ̨̟T̸̺̬̦E̴R͚̼͍̪̞͇͢ ̫̯O҉̭̙F͔̱̗͉̥ ͠S̨͈͍̦̘U̻̲̯̳̮͉̕CC̮̯̣̗U̢L̟͎̯͎̬̝̘E̹̤̤N͈̯̮̜T͇̺̝S҉͈̬͍̠̞̟̫,͎̳ ͈͚́D͎Ò͖̝̦̫ͅO̱͖̩͎̭ͅM̧͕͎͙ ̡̟͔̙O͕͕͓͕F̱͉͢ ̴̖̞̞͎̣̫W̭̖̻̜̮A͉̙L͎̠̥̳͍͝L̷̘̻E͈͍T̩̘͚̕S̘̩̠͔͈̭ ͍̝͎̻̯I̢̤N͈̞͎͖͝ ͎̥̤̀ͅT̠̻͜H͇̰́É̯̗ ͟Ḏ̠A͙̫͚̥͎̙͜R̫̯͚͙ͅK̩NE̟͎̯͉̹̮̙S͙͍̠̩̺S͟,̸͉̣̜̠ ͈̻̟̻͚̱̮H̭E̙̼̹̰̺ ̡͙̫͙͇̪̣ͅW̩̼͎H̟̹̬̕O͈̦̰ ͖̬̠̣̻C̤̗͙O̠̪̦̞̺̣̕M̠͇͙̭͇̮E͏̦̪S̗̥̺̦̮̭͘ ̰̳͉I̻͍̫̰̼͙Ǹ͇ͅ ̵̠̬͕͖T̼̬̳͕͈͎͘H̬Ę̮̩̹ ̻͓̹̳̤̣̕W̱̪͎̞̭̬I̤̭̹̗ͅC̛͙̘̝̪͎͎̣K͚͉E̳̭̣̝̣̞͜R͔̞͕̝ ̻̻̙̹̺̦̝B̯̙̘̣̬̰̫͞A̧̲̼̯Ş̫̙̹K̹̣̬̹̦͞E̦̣͈̬̤̰͚̕T̝͎͙ ̨̮̼͚͇̭̱O͉̬̼͙͔̯͢F̡̼̮̦͚̻ G͉͝Ṛ̺̳̬N͓̬̜͠M̤̗͔A̙͖̬͙̤ͅRĶ̱̹͚͚̖T̮͚,̺͟ͅ ̰̺̞̻V͠E͍̬R̨̮̖͈̖͈̘Y̬͓̹͎ ̶̬͔̼̖G̻̜͕̙͓O͚̣̜̹̪͎̕O͙̙̙̺̺͠D̢̪̝̬̫ ̷͉I̷̼̘͎̖̗̺͓N̷̞͚̘͉ ̜̤S̫͕̬̖̘̪ͅT͉͚̟̜I͍̠̬͎̣͍R ̗̖̮F̗͎͔ͅR͚̠̠̗̪I͚̫͇̣̮̥ĘS̪̘̲̻͈̞ͅ
ARTICHOKE: It did doom my wallet pretty bad though oh my god
ONION: YOU'RE WELCOME MORTAL
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