WASPMOM
fact time!
waspmom is an enormous breed of ripperwasp
she is the size of a medium dog
her species is one of the natural forms of revenant population control on alternia
mmm. tasty, tasty zombies.
waspmom is a little confused about troll anatomy
horns are antennae, right??
why doesnt this child clean her antennae those are important????
look ok ill get them for you
hold still
stop squirming
look if i dont spit-clean your antennae who will??
you???
YOUR TONGUE!! CAN’T!!! REACH!!!!!!!
what are horns
all visitors are here to murder her charge unless painstakingly explained otherwise at least a week beforehand and even then they are risking life and limb to visit tizmik
frankly tizmik isnt important enough
frankly i wouldnt take that gamble
frankly waspmom is the worst mom ever
before she chose tizmik, she waited on the wall of the caverns and listened to tiny!tiz scream from hunger and cold for over an hour
it was funny