Me: 5 years together, and you can seriously just pick up and move across the country for money?
Him: If the offer is worth it, I'm going to take it...
Me: so, I'm only worth a certain dollar amount to you..
Him: This is unnecessary stress, I haven't even received the job offer yet...
Me: so.....I'm just supposed to sit here, live with you and wait to see if you get a better offer?
Him: so, we're screwed either way?
Me: Ummmmmm....yeah, I'd say so.... there's the door.
Him: ok.















