#wasteofthekingstime

[the-dxceitful-tyrxnt]

skele cummies ',:)

“This is why I consider some humans and monsters not bright. Do you really want to waste my time, with your idiotic words? I’m so close on just wanting to hurt you if possible. But since there are many other things to do, than waste my power with you, I’ll do those things.” He grumbles as he shoo’s the human/monster anon away from his presence. Since of course, he doesn’t seem to think you are worthy of it anyways.

[the-dxceitful-tyrxnt]

Hi Papyrus, how was your day?

“My day was fine. Boring. Same as always actually. Going on patrols to find mindless fools wandering off to someplace they shouldn’t go, ect... ect...” He sighs and twirls his finger, as he rolls his eyes. “Sometimes, a skeleton needs something more exciting thrills in life, than just patrols. You get me right? But of course you wouldn’t get me. You aren’t that bright.”

[the-dxceitful-tyrxnt]

Hey Papyrus sorry if I'm bothering you... I feel kinda depressed today and I thought maybe you could help me because I like you and stuff... I'm sorry once again if I'm bothering you. P.s: You're pretty cool

“Human. You shouldn’t be depressed considering, I the Great King, is standing right in front of you. I may not like your kind, BUT I will help you through this time of need, considering that I don’t like my citizens to feel down. I may be mean and cruel, but I am still kind when needed to be.” 

[the-dxceitful-tyrxnt]

dude you're always pissed, are you on your period or something?

“Well, since I’m a man, I don’t think I would be able to have a period. Also, I’m a skeleton. Consider that, before you ask stupid questions like this one.”

((Actually he’s always angry because he has a pebble in his shoe. jk))

[the-dxceitful-tyrxnt]

I love you, marry me pls

Papyrus stared down at the annoying, beggar who stands in front of him. With a click of his tongue, he sat up and crossed his legs. “You? A desperate commoner, who just sits around... doing idiotic things? You know it will never happen. It wont work. I wont love you. I’ll never love you.” 

With this, he sat up, clicking the heels of his shoes, and walking up to the anonymous human/monster. Grabbing their chin, he licked his lips. ((Teeth lips. Lip teeth.)) “Oh? That heartbroken look, looks good on you. You should have it more often. Maybe then someone will love you back.” He roughly pushed them away, as his hand slipped of their chin with a swipe. 

[the-dxceitful-tyrxnt]

Failure

Call my muse a "Failure" see how they react [ACCEPTING]

His heart twinged, as his body began to feel colder than usual. ‘Failure’ Considering, his part as king, he would’ve tossed that word away, but somehow, this specific word, made him feel weak. Made him feel delicate. or. dainty. Frowning at those words, he hid his concerns from the gray human.

[the-dxceitful-tyrxnt]

why do you hate love so much?

“Why do I hate love so much? Who doesn’t hate love. Gross feelings of passion  and sickening  intimacy. UGH, That just makes me want to barf from just thinking about it.  Consider that, humans, or monsters, touching every part of you. Making you their lover, kissing and giving you a tingling feeling in your soul. That. Is. Just. Plain. Disgusting.”

[the-dxceitful-tyrxnt]

Have you ever fall in love?

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (…)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’. [ACCEPTING]

“No.”  He cringed at that word. ‘Love’, Ick... Just by thinking about sends hatred in his bones.