Welcome to “Get Turnt and Watch Twilight Is the New Netflix and Chill: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e5: Live Free or Twihard.
A vampire nest is recruiting new members instead of just killing people off, and they’re doing it, at least in part, by tricking teen Twilight fans into thinking they can (un)live like Bella. Sam and Dean investigate, and Dean gets TURNT while Sam secretly watches from down alley. Dean freaks, of course, and goes to watch Lisa sleep and almost turns into a real monster (his own dad) while having a fight with Lisa and the kid. Grandpa Samuel has a cure, though, but Dean needs the blood of the one who TURNT him, so he infiltrates the nest and starts a-killin’. After he drinks the antidote, Samuel and Sammy pump him for info on the nest, and Dean, who now remembers seeing Sam just standing by watching him get TURNT, is super sus. But, of course, he decides not to communicate with Sam about it. You know, Winchester style.
Lor:
ooooo THIS one
Mace:
yeah!
Also I want to go to there
Lor:
CORRECT
Mace:
those people are all adorable and I want to meet them
Lor:
right?
adorable little vampy goths
Mace:
YES
aw SHE POSTED POEMS
ADORABLE
Lor:
YES
Mace:
and of course her name is Kristen
Lor:
of course it is
Mace:
AND SHE GOT A PAPER CUT
this is hilarious
Lor:
YES
I love their absolute willingness to just go in on whatever they're spoofing or referencing
Mace:
YES
I didn’t notice before that the music even sounds like the Twilight soundtrack
Lor:
HAAAHAHAHA that's awesome (I've only seen the first one once, so that one was lost on me)
HE'S DONE BAD THINGS
Mace:
yeah yeah sure he has
Lor:
LOLOL
"I'm just scared I'm dreaming and I'll wake up in math class"
Mace:
SNORK
ROBERT
Lor:
Is there gonna be... baseball?
Mace:
SO SUBTLE GUYS
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Mace:
“just shut up and get your ass home” I kinda love her
Lor:
"not far... about a night's drive" god, he's adorable.
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
he's stoked because someone is DELIGHTED with the idea of seeing him pets him
Mace:
YEP
“it is so much worse"
Lor:
"we try and be a good parent" I love how subtle the show is about making the story line speak to the boys' personal problems SNORK
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
that is some HARDCORE going in on the one interest
Mace:
“what is he so bummed out about"
Lor:
"that's just... uncomfortable" haaahahaha Sammy
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"how is that not rapey"
Mace:
like you wouldn’t read that on the low, Dean
Lor:
"ROMERO, really"
YES
his ONLY problem is the name, and he knows it
Mace:
“how many ts are there in Patt-"
Lor:
LOLOL
Mace:
YEP
the excellent part is that Rob Pattinson would probably love this ep
Lor:
Dean. you know you are DESPERATE to go to The Black Rose
YEP
Mace:
no one hates Twilight more than that dude
Lor:
YYYYEP
ug Samuel. go away
Mace:
STOP JUDGING DEAN
Lor:
he's putting up his wee defensive walls, little muffin
Mace:
(I need a comma in there. I’m addressing Dean not defending him from other judgy people)
Lor:
LOL. I done knew.
I read "missing comma"
"does it work?"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"mmmBop your way outta here" HAAAAHAHA
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"use a condom!"
Mace:
“you’re pretty” GET IN LINE, DUDE
Lor:
RIGHT?
also god this scene
Mace:
right? So not comfortable
Lor:
right?
that is some metaphorical rape. ooof and Sammy just watching
Mace:
yep
“YOU sit down"
grumpy pre-vamp Dean is adorable
Lor:
ooof. the sensory overload for him. I can FEEL that
he really is
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"Samuel is gonna kill me when he gets here" "yes he is because I'm gonna ask him to because you won't do it" GAH
oh Sam
"newsflash, Mr. Wizard. Vampires pee"
Mace:
GAH indeed
HAHAHA
Lor:
aaaaand Dean washes his face. the time honored method of dealing with his feelings
Mace:
YES
DEAN (comma) WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
omg they did the watching her sleep thing
I love it. I love the way they just keep weaving it in
Mace:
right?
Lor:
"i'm talking about my life. it's ugly. and it's violent. and I'm gonna die. Soon."
Mace:
oh Dean
Lor:
FUCK YOU 327, just FUCK YOU for killing this man right after another person expresses their love for him
Mace:
right?
you’re the monster, you dickhole
Lor:
ooooof. oh Dean. pushing Ben. that's gotta be ripping him up
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"I went to say goodbye to Lisa" oooooof
"I didn't DRINK anyone"
Mace:
alright everybody just calm down
Lor:
RIGHT?
“what” “what"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
GOD, I hate Samuel
LOLOLOL
"I didn't drive all this way to kill ya" yeah, because you wouldn't bother, because you don't care about him enough. you'da ordered Sam to do it
Mace:
EXACTLY
Lor:
"there's nothing in the recipe about easy" FUCK OFF
Mace:
yep
Lor:
I HAD a tough love grandfather, and this is NOT IT
Mace:
sounded like he said “get turnt” HAHAHA
Lor:
haaaahaha
oh ooof, I forgot that Sam knew about the cure already
Mace:
yeeeah
this is where I get slightly uncomfortable because evil Sam is HOT
Lor:
YEP
it's tempered a little for me bc I don't like how he treats Dean, but I am not fully immune to the hotness that is Sam with no moral compass
omg Dean's face when he does the fistbump
Mace:
HAHA
Lor:
"I killed so many people on the way over here, so"
Mace:
smooth, Dean
Lor:
the smoothest
Mace:
“recruiters get to bang all the chicks. that’s you now, bro.” Is Dean a recruiter or a chick?
Lor:
OH HE IS A CHICK
he is so chick coded in this episode
Mace:
yep
Lor:
Boris wants to fuck him so bad
Mace:
ew. boris is gross
Lor:
very
I mean, it was ALWAYS about forbidden desire, but I'll grant Twilight probably had a longer reach
Mace:
snork
Lor:
ack creepy children
Mace:
right?
fuck you, Samuel
Lor:
UG SERIOUSLY
he's a better hunter and a better person than any of you Campbell jerks
Welcome to “The Fourth Kind Is a Butt Thing: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e9: Clap Your Hands If You Believe.
While Dean is still struggling with Sam’s lack of a soul, the boys stumble into what seems like an alien abduction case - Dean’s even convinced he gets beamed up himself - but turns out to be fairies terrorizing a town after a local watchmaker summoned them to help his business. Think Elves and the Shoemaker, but with the shoemaker character sacrificing his son to keep the biz going. They drink tea and sit in glitter with an older lady who seems to be an expert on fairies, and her advice comes in handy at the end when Sam spills salt in front of the leprechaun in charge, who has to stop trying to kill him in order to count the grains. And so Sam is able to reverse the summoning spell and send all the fairies back whence they came. Meanwhile, Dean has been arrested for attacking the local DA, thinking he was one of the fairies, and is saved from the ass whomping one of the fairies is delivering to him in jail when Sam completes the spell. Dean gets upset that Sam doesn’t really bother looking for him while he’s upgebeamed, and there’s more tension about Souless Sam under all the slapstick, including Sam’s refusal of a fairy-offered deal to help him get his soul back.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
Patrick, you're an idiot DON'T GO IN THERE
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Hahahah I forgot they did this with the credits
Mace:
YES
Lor:
Haaaahahah omg Sammy
Mace:
"UFO!!UFO!!" HAHAHAHA OMG DEAN
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Mace:
"I think the fourth kind is a butt thing" HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
"Empathy, Sam! Empathy!" Haaaahahaha
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"It's fine. I mean, I've had time to adjust." HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I like funny soulless Sam
Mace:
YES
Lor:
OMG Dean's face
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"They were grabby incandescent douchbags good night" HAAAAHAHAHA
"I didn't think she smelled that bad"
Mace:
SNORK
I forgot how funny this one was
Lor:
Right?!
OMG THE HAND ON THE KNEE
Mace:
YES
"and I won!" OMG DEAN
Lor:
LOLOLOL he's so DEAN this ep
"You sit in the dark and you FEEL THE LOSS."
"It would be in the dark"
HAAAAAHAHAHA OMG
Mace:
YES DEAN
Lor:
"Having a soul equals suffering"
Mace:
he's not exactly wrong
Lor:
He is not
"At least books have punctuation"
HaHA!
"All the bleck!"
Mace:
SNORK
"with…nipples and…she hit me"
they are both so good in this one
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHA YES
"Im not supposed to laugh, right"
YES
Smurfs
"Pizza rolled Tinkerbell" lololol
Mace:
There are sentences in this show that would never be uttered elsewhere
Lor:
YAS
I mean, she's not wrong. This is pretty much faerie lore
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"Dean. Did you service Oberon king of the faeries?"
Mace:
Welp, Dean will definitely not be having dreams about servicing the fae king
Lor:
RIGHT?!
SAM AND THE TINY CUP
Mace:
yes
Lor:
"You did sit in some glitter though"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Omg Dean's face
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"Im assuming you have a soul, so I assume you have an excuse"
ooof
Mace:
YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES
HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Nice save, Dean. Sort of
"Son, you are aaall kinds of messed up"
Mace:
Aw, poor Dean
Lor:
Yeah, not nice of the random cop to read him that way
Mace:
couldn't he have gotten to the book just like this before now?
Lor:
One would think
Mace:
OH! I forgot about this twist!
Lor:
Oh, well.
YES
"You're not like the rest em are ya?" "Nope."
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"That's adorable."
Mace:
ooof, that's hot
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
"I do still have all my brain cells" HAHAHA
Lor:
"It was a deal. When's a deal been a good thing?"
LOL
Mace:
I mean, that is the most sense either of them has made on the subject, like, ever
Welcome to “The Fraught Brothers Ride Again: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e6: You Can’t Handle the Truth.
People are killing themselves after someone close to them suddenly and strangely tells them a harsh truth they can’t handle. Sam and Dean are on the case, but with their own fraughtness stinking up the joint, it’s not long before they are hearing things they don’t want to hear themselves. Lisa can’t help but tell Dean that things aren’t going to work and that he shouldn’t bother coming home, and Bobby gets a bit TMI. It turns out the culprit is Veritas, an ancient truth goddess, and when she captures the boys, things go from fraught to downright atomic between Sam and Dean.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
Oooof Sammy
Mace:
yeeeeah
Lor:
Ew
Mace:
ugh. I can't remember completely, but I think this is a DARK ep, no?
Lor:
Yeah I think so
Mace:
greeeat
Lor:
Definitely ooofy
You wanna watch sommat else today?
Mace:
no no, I'm good
Lor:
Okay
Mace:
I just think this isn't one of my favorites
Lor:
Yeah, I feel like maybe the very end has some important Sam and Dean stuff but it's kinda ug till we get there
Mace:
somehow we'll make it through
at least the boys are pretty again this ep
Lor:
With our amazing fortitude
YES
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
And Bobby's cranky. Love him
Mace:
oh well THAT'S a shocker
Lor:
"Just dont shoot him yet"
LOL
"get in the car!"
Mace:
HAHAHA BOBBY
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
Nnnnng back of neck in suit
"It's a new more caring administration" haaaahahaha
Mace:
Hm. I don't think this is the one I was thinking about, maybe? Isn't there one that's set all in a diner?
Mace:
HA
Lor:
Maybe? I dunno
Damn Sam, if you weren't freaking me out that would be HOT
Mace:
ope, there's soulless sammy being mean and hot again
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
it's both.
Lor:
SAM. MEAN.
Mace:
HOT
Lor:
Oh god gets behind the couch
Mace:
CREEP
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
oh EWEWEWEWEW
Lor:
*says "yep” from behind the couch*
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"You should look that up"
Mace:
oh god, Dean's FACE when Bobby says maybe it's just Sam
Lor:
"Maybe it's just Sam" ooof
YES
Ug Dean, take Christian out of your phone. Never call that dick
NON SEXY KIND OF DRILLING OMG DEAN
"Bible topics: horns" HAAAAAAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
YES
"you asked me to be here and I came"
UHHUH
Lor:
"I've been asking you to be here for days!"
pushes them together Just hold each other, jeez
Mace:
RIGHT?!
"where did you look?" "…everywhere"
Lor:
"Everywhere" haaaahahaha
Cas, hon, your boyfriend has abandonment issues. Stop winging out without kissing him goodbye
Mace:
RIGHT?!
"you okay?" "no, not really" WELP THAT'S A FIRST
Lor:
"I am working up to it" and the face rub
RIGHT?
FRECKLES
Mace:
YES
"good luck with that"
HAHAHAA
OMG DEAN
Lor:
YES
she wanted him to look, she obliged! GENTLEMAN
Mace:
YES
"maybe cuz you're my favorite" HAHAHA
Lor:
"You're my favorite" YES
But Sam's a better hunter LOL
Mace:
"how come half the time you clean up a mess you end up dirty"
YES
OMG THERE'S THE NO NO MEME
Lor:
"No no! Uh uh"
YES
Oh honey dont answer that
Mace:
oh DAMN NO DEAN DON’T ANSWER THAT
Lor:
LOL
"Probably not" ooof
Mace:
WHAT?! Sam and Dean have an unhealthy relationship?! NOOOO
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Gooood his FACE
Mace:
I mean. I get it, Lisa.
Lor:
DANG they are WHUMPING him this ep
yeah
Well, yeah. She should have helped him get an apartment and a therapist, not had him move in
Mace:
yeah of course. I meant about him hurting Ben, though. That would be a dealbreaker
Lor:
Oh yeah, for sure
Omg he's teary
Mace:
HE IS
Sammy's so CUTE when he's pathologically lying
Lor:
LOLOLOL
If they made this ep today she'd be a TikTok influencer
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
crawls up the bed and snuggles Dean and his doughnuts
Mace:
steals the donuts while you've got him distracted
Lor:
Oi!
Leave me one
Mace:
sure sure
SAMMY. NO. LEAVE THE DOGS ALONE.
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Too much hurting pets in this episode
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
EW
Mace:
AGREED
Lor:
GROSS
Mace:
UGH
Lor:
Oh Dean
The worst part about this is that HE BELIEVES IT
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
Dean is just poleaxed
Mace:
YEP
DEAN, DUDE
Lor:
Oooof
Once mighta been enough, baby
Mace:
None-ce would have been the proper amount of times
Lor:
I'll give him one. Sammy betrayed him preeeetty bad
Mace:
Um, but it's not his fault?
AND HE'S ASKING FOR HELP
Lor:
Dean doesn't know that yet!
Well. Yeah. There is that
Mace:
He knows that he just asked for help, though. So, = dick move
although I do love how it stresses just how fucked up their relationship is, as previously stated in the ep
Welcome to “Don’t Be a Bitch: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e13: Unforgiven
The boys go to investigate some coordinates that were anonymously texted to them, and it turns out Sam’s been here before with Gramps back when he was soulless. It also turns out that that’s not a good thing, and some of Sam’s meany decisions come back to bite him in the ass, kind of literally. As in, he used a local sheriff as bait for a human spider monster and now that dude is a spider monster himself and wants revenge. The even bigger issue is the implication behind Sam having memory flashbacks: he’s scratching that wall he shouldn’t be scratching…
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
Huh. They keep reminding us that Sam shouldn't scratch the wall. I wonder if maybe he's gonna scratch the wall…
Lor:
Naaaaah
Probably means nothing
Mace:
Cas's line here makes me think of Monsters Inc
"PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP MEEEE"
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Ugh. Gramps.
Lor:
Right? How long till we don't have to deal with him anymore?
I think he dies this season?
Mace:
Hopefully not much longer but I don't remember
Maybe at least get him out of the middle of the road?
Lor:
Right?
Like, at least don't invite more trouble for yourselves
Mace:
Exactly
Lor:
"When is it ever just quiet?"
Mace:
HA
when are things not squirrelly, Dean
Lor:
Poor Dean. That moral compass gets in the way
LOL
Mace:
HA! when it's working
Lor:
LOL
You just gotta shake it
Mace:
SNORK
SEX REHAB OMG
Lor:
Haaahahaha DEAN
Mace:
Oh SAM
Lor:
Tsk
Mace:
hmmmm now i want 5 Guys
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Haaahahaha Sam's face
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Who cares what Dad used to say?
Mace:
EXACTLY
Lor:
Sam. The fact he'd do the same thing is not an endorsement of this decision
Mace:
That man looks SO GOOD in a suit
NOPE
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Mace:
loud and athletic
Sigh
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
It wasn't me it was my evil twin!
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
that's awfully trusting of her
Lor:
Right?
At least get a flashlight jeez
"You love to say I told you so"
Mace:
Crazy Eyes McGee
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
LOL
She's so pretty
Mace:
she is
Sam's got such a good sad puppy face
Lor:
He DOES
Go back inside, Sam!
"I almost shot you! AGAIN."
Mace:
I, much like Sam, have NO memory of this ep
Lor:
Yeah, I have vague recollections but I have no idea how it comes out
Omg they actually have string
Mace:
HAHAHAHA I was just about to ask, what does the string actually do?
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Connections, I guess?
Mace:
i'm not sure that it would help me. it looks so cluttered
Lor:
Right?
Not? All spiders are a brown recluse? Not sure about your logic, Sammy
Mace:
DUDE, at least TRY the hospital?
Jesus
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Mace:
oh COURSE Dean makes a Spider-Man reference
Lor:
"My spidey senses are tingling"
YES
Mace:
"don't be a bitch”
HAHAHA
Lor:
"I’m just trying to make you feel better don't be a bitch"
Welcome to “Dragons Like Sewers and Latin, Apparently: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e12: Like a Virgin.
While everyone waits to see if Sam will wake up after his soul insertion and wall erection, Cas berates Dean for choosing to put that mutilated soul back in Sam. When Sam finally does wake up, he says the last thing he remembers is jumping into the cage, and Dean is determined to keep him from finding out what kind of shenanigans he was up to while he was Sammy Sans Soul. Meanwhile, virgins have been disappearing. The boys figure out that it’s dragons doing the disappearing, go after a sword that’s meant to be able to kill them, and try to figure out what the dragons are up to. Apparently it has something to do with “Eve.” Sam tricks Cas into telling him about the time he doesn’t remember, and he tells Dean that he’s determined to make amends. Oh, and some of the dragons got away, sacrificed a virgin, and resurrected (summoned?) Eve. It’s probably fine.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
...Just in case you decided to watch SPN for the first time starting halfway through S6...
Mace:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
"don't scratch the wall" is such a great line
Lor:
RIGHT?
Also, I mean, no you can't just land
Mace:
RIGHT?! What the hell, girl
Lor:
Dude FLY THE PLANE
Mace:
welp. nope, he can't do that anymore
whoa, easy there, angel boyfriend
Lor:
HAHAHA
RIGHT? He needs a hug, Cas. Dom him later
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"Im not changing the channel"
Mace:
omg the look on Bobby's face
Lor:
YES
The boys hugging
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"Dean, what did you do?"
HAAAHAHA
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
"Isn't this just neat and clean"
Mace:
Bobby knows to be skeptical
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
"why the poop face?"
Lor:
LOLOLOL
"It's a gift horse and I’m not looking for teeth" omg Dean
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"Prep for the B side"
Mace:
"It ain't gon be cute”
Lor:
Im gonna start saying "it ain't gonna be cute"
YES
That idjit Rufus, aka his boyfriend
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
Oooof Dean
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
GIF
Dean bringing us food!
Mace:
OMG THAT'S DEAN BRINGING ME DINNER
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
YAAAAS
"I love that you even asked me that"
Stuffed teddy bears are no indication of virginity, DEAN
Mace:
"that sounded really creepy coming out of your mouth"
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
RIGHT?! come on Dean
also, barf.
Lor:
You know if Cas gave him a teddy bear, he'd keep it on his bed
Agreed
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Dean. I suspect there's a better way to ask that
Lor:
Right?
Mace:
"he does carry a lot of rage"
Lor:
P Diddy omg
that aged... pretty well, actually
Lor:
Of course you get dragons, Sam. You shouldn't need Google to think of dragons
RIGHT?
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"To who, Hogwarts?"
Lor:
Gentleman and a scholar lol
Mace:
Bobby, dude, we don't cotton to Rowling anymore, see?
HAHAHA
Lor:
LOL
Well he IS still in 2011
Or 12?
Mace:
yeah yeah
Lor:
Oh Dean. Don't lie to Sam
Mace:
these boys NEVER ever EVER learn
Lor:
NOPE
And when they think they have, they've actually learned the wrong lesson
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YEP
oooh is this the ep with the catwalk blooper?
Lor:
Hahahaha I think it is!
Mace:
OMG THIS IS THE SWORD ONE ISNT IT
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
YAAASSS
Lor:
The problem with this is that Dean SHOULD be able to pull it out, if that's the criteria
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
“Oh son of a bitch that's really on there”
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
Don't forget the red string, Sam
Mace:
SNORK
poor Sammy
Lor:
Right?
Mace:
oh Sam, don't trick the angel
Lor:
Dean. You gotta let your boyfriend in on the secrets
Mace:
YEP
Lady, you have no idea what he's touched
Lor:
RIGHT?
"You rocks think you're so smart"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Nnnnng his hand holding the door
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
I mean, who says part of a sword forged with dragon's blood isn’t good enough?
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
"What if dragons like nice hotels?"
Mace:
DEAN
Lor:
*I* think a dragon would like a nice hotel over a sewer
Mace:
agreed
Lor:
They lie on piles of gold, not shit
Mace:
COMICON
HAHAHA
Lor:
YES
Lor:
Omg Dean and the pile of gold
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Actually, Sam, I think you'll find that it's generally Dean who has the zippo in his pocket
Welcome to “For Cas, Dean Always Comes First: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e7: Family Matters.
Cas helps Dean figure out what’s actually wrong with No Soul Sammy, and then they expose Gramps as a lying, vamp-catching-but-not-ganking toady of none other than Crowley, who appears at the end as the daemon ex machina, throws a few zinger quips around, along with a couple of truth bombs: He’s torturing monsters to find out the location of Purgatory because he’s the King of Hell now and wants to expand the business. Oh, and he’s the one who resurrected the Two Sams, which means they’d better do as he says or he could send them right back where they came from (or so help meeeee).
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
"bite down on this" that should not be as hot as it is
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Oh Cas. You're asking a Winchester to access his feelings. THEY'RE FINE, CAS. Pay attention
Mace:
HAHAHA
I kind of find it hard to believe that Cas can't just know that he doesn't have a soul
Lor:
Right? Shouldn't he be able to tell by looking at him?
Mace:
Exactly
Lor:
"One more time. Like I'm five"
Mace:
HA
Lor:
Mace:
oh, nice police reference!
Lor:
bows
"Hello, Newman"
Mace:
snork
Lor:
WINGMAN
Mace:
YES
"alright quit bragging"
Lor:
YOU'RE TURNED ON, Dean, don't lie
Mace:
HA
Lor:
I am not, however, surprised that no one can see Samuel's soul from the outside
Mace:
HAHAHA right?
"your problems always come first"
Lor:
"Your problems always come first"
Mace:
that's not actually sarcasm
Lor:
IT'S NOT
I luff him
Omg Samuel stop being such a closelipped dick
Mace:
YES
Lor:
Dude stopped the apocalypse, Samuel, oh my goooooood
Mace:
HAHAHA EDITING
Lor:
"I don't trust him" HAAAAHAHA
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
YES
Mace:
omg that's totally a Shoresy thing to say!
Lor:
HA!
"You trying to tell me you're a bigger knob than you've been letting on?"
I understand that these dudes don't know Dean, but surely his reputation proceeds him
OMG GWEN I WILL SMOTHER YOU WITH YOUR OWN ATTITUDE
Mace:
it's not about not knowing him anyway
Lor:
Well true
Mace:
oooo somebody's BUSTED
Lor:
YEP
Okay NOW they're just dumb. Dean isn't stupid
Catching things, taking them somewhere, the family business
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
Soullessness or the mumps. Is that one of the combo vaccines?
Mace:
HA yeah i think so. prolly the one that gives you autism...
Lor:
Oooooo there is a low hanging joke about MAGA in there I'm gonna leave there
Mace:
…that WAS a joke about MAGA
Lor:
HA!
"I figured 60/40"
Mace:
yeesh
Lor:
"He thinks velcro is big news"
Mace:
snork
I mean, it IS pretty cool stuff
Lor:
It IS but it was invented in the 40s. Shade, Sam, shade
Mace:
Ha
Lor:
"Ouch. Stop."
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"Come on out, boys"
Mace:
he's got such a cool voice
Lor:
He really does
"Purgatory's real?" Oh my sweet summer child
Mace:
right?
"whose hand’s up his ass?"
Lor:
"If the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?"
HAAAAAHAHA
Mace:
oh, too bad. thoughts and prayers, dude
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
"You me and Sam are having one hell of a family meeting"
Mace:
a stern, disappointed Dean is a very hot Dean
Lor:
OMG YES HE IS
Oh darn. Bye, Christian
Mace:
so sad.
CROWLEY
Lor:
Or wait. Was that Christian? Whatever
Lor:
CROWLEY
"Not in a biblical sense." HAAAAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
"it's precisely what you think"
Lor:
"Since... let's see. Mind your business"
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"He said jump, you get froggy"
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I mean, Sam is in the hole right now
Mace:
yeah
god I love Crowley
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
STOP CALLING HIM SON
Lor:
OMG RIGHT?
"Girls, money? Hair?"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Oh fuck OFF with the Winchester family bond music theme
Samuel doesn't deserve it
Mace:
HAHAHA RIGHT?!
he's the actual worst
Lor:
"We could stab him in his throat"
Mace:
pls don't, Dean
Lor:
He'll come around. They do become boyfriends, after all
Welcome to “Not a Lot of This One Makes Sense but Who Cares Because Death Is Super Cool: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e11: Appointment in Samarra.
Dean’s still on about getting Sammy’s soul back even though Sammy’s not too sure about the whole thing. But Dean’s not into listening so he heads off to a shady doc’s backroom office to get dead long enough to make a deal with Death for the soul. Death’s deal: Dean must last a whole day doing Death’s job. When he gets back to tell Bobby and Sam what’s what, those two are not psyched about it for different reasons, but again, Dean charges forward and puts Death’s ring on. The job is, predictably, more difficult than he suspected it would be, especially when one of the marks is a young girl. He refuses to take her, and that sets off a string of other deaths that shouldn’t have happened. Aaaand he takes the ring off. But then he puts it back on and Makes Things Right, so then Death honors his bargain and gets Sam’s soul back. Meanwhile, back at Bobby’s car ranch, Sam is freaking out, really not wanting to be re-souled. He finds out from their old pal the King of Hell that his ticket out of the situation is to do something that makes him completely unworthy of his soul: patricide. So then Bobby spends a lovely afternoon fighting off Sam’s murderous advances and manages to lock him up in the basement cell. Again. And that’s where Death slams his soul back into his body, puts up a brain wall to keep the crazies away, and tells Sammy not to scratch any mental itches he may have. This will all work out really, really well for everyone, of course.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
Aaaww germaphobe Dean
Mace:
HA
I forgot the letter for Ben omg
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Where'd he get that syringe, a horse doc?
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"Why are you dead?"
Mace:
god, the casting for Death was SO GOOD
Lor:
YES
Mace:
"quit shuffling and deal"
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Maybe if you put those on his CHEST?
Mace:
HAHAHA RIGHT
Lor:
"Nothing lasts forever. Well. I do."
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"Don't roll your eyes, Dean. It's impolite"
Mace:
he's SO COOL
Lor:
YES
Well. He SHOULD be brain dead. Come on
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"I’m sorry, I didn't get that" BOBBY. You knock your boys' heads together please
Mace:
RIGHT?! I mean, of all the stupid shit they do
Lor:
Seriously
Mace:
Jesus, he's got good hands
Lor:
He needs to institute an all-family Sunday dinner policy and keep his eye on those two
YAAAAS
Mace:
SNORK
"go ask your boyfriend" wrong brother, buddy
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
The thick plottens!
Mace:
HAHAHA
"give me a minute" DEAN
Lor:
Omg his FACE
Right?!
Mace:
Wait, he still has to take the girl? life for a life doesn't settle it?
NONE OF THIS EPISODE MAKES SENSE
Lor:
I guess not?
IT DOES NOT
Lor:
Maybe it's all here just so we see Dean not put Sam over all those people?
Mace:
i guess? although that seems out of character too. lunkhead
Lor:
LOL
Dude in the car is like "what?"
Mace:
poor guy
Lor:
Right?
Figures who would finally get Dean to try to explain is a kid
Mace:
of course
Sammy spends so much time in that cell
Lor:
Right?
With Dean on the other side of the door having a come apart
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
Omg I want one
Mace:
YES
Lor:
It would give me the worst headache but I WANT ONE
Poor Dean is not hungry
Mace:
welp, something's wrong so yeah
Lor:
YEP
He needs to cry into someone's shoulder and since Cas is stupidly not in this episode, I volunteer
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
"Apologize for that"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"Don't scratch the wall"
Mace:
YAS
Sammy, I love you but stop being such a little bitch about it
Welcome to “The Pizza Man Does Just As You Wish: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e10: Caged Heat.
Meg captures the boys because she wants info about Crowley’s whereabouts. They make a deal with her to help her find Crowley if she’ll help them get some information from him before they toast the King of Hell. During various fraught and sundry, Sam and Dean learn that Samuel has been helping Crowley because the demon promised to resurrect Mary from the dead. (That’s definitely a good idea about which there is no reason to be suss.) Cas shows up to help them infiltrate the prison where Crowley’s been holding lots and lots of supernatural creatures. Being busy helping the boys doesn’t keep Cas from warning Dean that getting Sam’s soul back might be a bad idea and <strike>showing Dean what he’s missing</strike> snogging Meg right nice. Things go sideways, the boys and Meg get captured by Crowley’s folks with the help of a wee smackerel of betrayal from Samuel, and Cas shows up to help once again—this time with a sack of Crowley’s bones he threatens to destroy (thus destroying Crowley) if he doesn’t answer truthfully about whether he could restore Sam’s soul. Crowley says he cannot, Cas torches the bones, Crowley disintegrates in a fiery pile, and we’re back to square one. In a quiet moment at the end of the episode, Cas tells the boys that his war in heaven isn’t going well and that he’d usually rather “be here.” He promises Sam they’ll find another way to get his soul back, but Sam tells Dean he’s not sure he wants it back at all.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
Crowley!
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"Oh, is that what just happened?"
Mace:
HAHAHA
"cuz I don't speak little bitch" OOOH BURN, DEAN
Lor:
RIGHT?!
He's speechless, poor thing
Mace:
poor poor thing
"you even want it back?" not this again, Dean. Jesus.
Lor:
Yeeeeah
Mace:
the writers really run that bit into the ground
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
MEG
Lor:
"How bout I rip you to shreds?" "Kinky."
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"Whoa. What?"
Try to keep up, Dean
Mace:
Ooof, Dean, buddy
Lor:
"You gonna kiss me?" Dean, hon
Mace:
SNORK
Oh Cas
Lor:
Man, brothers-in-law are such a pain
Mace:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Samuel is an absolute piece of shit
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
Samuel, you idiot. that never works out well
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Listen to Dean, Samuel.
Mace:
Wow, Self-Aware Dean.
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
OH. MY. GOD.
Lor:
It's too bad they didn't bring back Mary here. Maybe she would have torched Samuel
Mace:
THE PIZZA MAN SCENE
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
Shut up, Sam. No one wants Samuel along
Mace:
no they sure don't
Cas looks really good in this episode
Lor:
He DOES
He has dom brow on all the time, and it's good
Mace:
HE DOES
Lor:
"I mean he doesn’t" ooof
Mace:
yes pls do it because then we get Hallucination Lucy
Lor:
YES
"Of course"
Mace:
OOOF
Lor:
Figure out that that means "I love you," Dean
Mace:
EXACTLY
Lor:
*as you wish gif*
Mace:
YESYESYES
"I'll interrogate the cat" is the new "as you wish"
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Ooof, Dean
Mace:
ooof the panicked look on Dean's face when he hears the hell hound
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHA DEAN
Mace:
I love knowing that he picks her up and turns her to the wall because she was already having trouble moving
Lor:
YES
Mace:
"I learned that from the pizza man"
Also, it's a HOT kiss. well done, kids
Mace:
FUCKING SAMUEL
Lor:
Ug. Christian
Mace:
yeeeeah
"I'm standing in pee" HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"I’m standing in pee"
Mace:
"yikes"
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
fuck. off. Samuel. You don't get to explain
Lor:
NOPE
Mace:
"I'm the guy you never want to see again" SOOOO HOTTTT
Lor:
Samuel, let's not forget that Mary is heaven. Getting her back is for YOU, not her. DICK
YAAAAAAAAS
Mace:
RIGHT?!
selfish fucking man-baby
Lor:
Shall we yonks someone outta heaven or save someone from hell. Geeee, tough choice
Mace:
snork
Lor:
*yoink. Stupid autocorrect
Mace:
HA
I cracked the code
Lor:
LOL
Rookie mistake. Never leave a Sam alone with his own blood
Mace:
YEP
HAHAHA Sam figured out where Dean was from the muffled "SONOFABITCH" in the background
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
"Dean Winchester's behind you"
Mace:
YES
"you mop-headed lumberjack"
Lor:
YES
CAAAAAS
"Haven't seen you all season" HAAAAHAHAHA
Mace:
SNORK
Huh. I don't remember that happening
Lor:
Me either. And I can't remember exactly what is really going on
