Welcome to Lor and Mace’s Pretty Good Supernatural Rewatch Blog!
We’ll introduce ourselves in our next post, but here’s a quick rundown of what we’re doing here.
Lor and Mace have both seen all of SPN once all the way through, and we’ve both seen some of it more than once. Now we're rewatching from the beginning, mostly because neither of us like the thought of a world in which we're not regularly visiting the world of Sam and Dean, but also because we decided that we wanted to make some sort of record of the Thoughts and Feelings and Ideas we have about the show.
We watch in sync (from several hundred miles apart) and message each other our thoughts in real time. For each episode of the show, we’ll be sharing the log of that real-time chat (lightly edited for clarity), usually with some follow-up chat and occasionally with longer discussion of individual aspects of an episode written by one or both of us.
Please feel free to ignore, lurk, reblog, or engage with us as you like. Be kind, please. We are 100% here for thoughtful, critical discussion and encourage gentle, informed dissent but won’t engage if you’re being a jerk. Our asks are open. While we will sometimes be critical of the show, we also love it to itty-bitty bits. We hope to be mostly a positive space. We’re pro-Dean, pro-Sam, pro-Cas, pro-shipping, pro-show.
The blog will be teeming with spoilers, certainly for the episode in question and often for the whole show. The nature of our conversations will be adult and thus they may contain adult language and themes. We will tag each post with #watchingspnagain and #watchingspnagain with the episode number (i.e. #watchingspnagain 1x01). We’ll also try to tag for trigger warnings in our discussions and other things that seem relevant to each post.
Here’s some topics we’re likely to come back to again and again:
Hunters as outsiders
Liminal spaces and marginalization
Set-dec with regards to class
Trauma in the creation of hunters
Dean’s jokes that reveal what he means to conceal
Dean’s sexuality
The way Sam and Dean’s different childhoods inform their lives
Sam’s changing desires regarding “a normal life”
The morphing of the show from “Sam’s story” to “Dean’s story”
Welcome to “Baby Is, in Fact, a Classy Lady: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e14: Mannequin 3: The Reckoning.
The cold open involves a totally not at all creepy medical mannequin that definitely comes alive and kills a janitor. Sammy wakes up from his faint claiming he’s fine, but Dean is very Worried Big Brother. They kibbitz a bit about the Hell Wall Situation and then decide to find something to keep them distracted. They find the case of the janitor what died in a locked building to which no one else has access and take off for New Jersey to investigate. Dean keeps getting (and rejecting) phone calls from Lisa, and when Sam finally convinces him to answer one, it turns out that it’s Ben who’s been trying to call. He begs Dean to come right away because his mom is locked in her room and won’t get out of bed. Dean goes to see what’s up there while Sam carries on with the case. Turns out Ben was fibbing—Lisa’s about to go on a third date with a doctor, and Ben figured Dean better get his ass home and nip that in the bud. Meanwhile, Sam figures out the victims of the case tormented and then accidentally killed a young woman by means of a cruel, misogynistic prank, and her vengeful spirit has been taking out the participants. But wait, my story gets better! Burning her remains doesn’t stop the killings because her spirit is tethered to the kidney she donated to her living sister. That… does not end well. The boys end the episode doing a little soul searching (bonus! Sam can do that now) and decide that despite all that’s wrong (Dean’s still broken up with Lisa, Ben’s still sad, Sam still has an itchy Hell Wall, and the boys aren’t always able to save everyone), they have each other’s backs and they still have to do their best. Awww.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
That mannequin is probably fine
Not creepy at all
Mace:
Yep, definitely not creepy. At. All.
Lor:
Definitely not gonna come to life and kill people
Mace:
nope
"who's there?" How is that always what they think to say? What good is it ever gonna do?
Lor:
Right? "HUH my forehead is spontaneously bleeding. I should find out who's in the room"
Mace:
HAHAHA right? And like they ever answer?
Lor:
Oh right, Dean's pill addiction that doesn't get addressed and then just goes away one day
LOLOL
Mace:
*SNORK*&
Lor:
"None of this it's just a flesh wound crap" I love him and his references
Mace:
YES
Lor:
Does it? Does it work for you, Dean? Try retiring with an angel. See how that works instead
Mace:
YAS
oh god, a Snookie reference. That aged well
Lor:
"Whats a snookie?" "Thats a good question"
LOLOL
I think this may be my favorite hair era for Sammy
Mace:
He looks so flipping good
Lor:
He DOES
Mace:
oh as if you wouldn't rub your boyfriend's feet during Glee - WHICH YOU LOVE - Dean
Lor:
RIGHT?!
He sings along. He gives critiques. Kurt is his favorite
Mace:
"who's there?" Again?! My dudes.
Lor:
HAAAHAHA
They are both looking FINE in their suits this ep
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"What exactly are you accusing me of?"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"That's just... freaking creepy"
Mace:
"that's just...freakin' creepy" and his FACE
Lor:
YES DEAN IT IS
RIGHT?!
Is this the one where the dudes have been exceptionally gross to a woman?
Mace:
omg a Mannequin reference!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
I have no idea
Lor:
Mmmm protective Dean
Mace:
I don't think this tracks. Dean would leave a cartoon puff of dust on his way out of town to help Lisa and Ben and he knows Sammy will be fine for a day
Lor:
Right? It's a little weird, even given he's worried about Sam's he'll wall
GET THIS
Mace:
Oh, like, he'd take Sam with him and they'd come back to finish the job. the dummies can wait
Lor:
Yep
Mace:
Yeah, Johnny, you seem nervous, you creep
Lor:
Right?
Although I defy almost anyone not to be nervous if Sam was sitting across the table from them
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
"We've been Parent Trapped"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Dean. You have no right to be jealous here, buddy
Lor:
"Oooh Doctor Matt. How respectable"
Yeeeah, he doesnt
Mace:
omg the little smile and wink at Ben
Lor:
Omg the little smile he gives Ben.
YES
I love him with kids
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"I know what I want. I can't have it." DAMN that sounds a lot like what Cas says to him in 15x18
OOOF
Lor:
"It's a ghost. Trying to kill you for being a DICK"
Mace:
YES
I'd say let it happen
Lor:
LOL
What absolute ASSHOLES
Mace:
YOU thought SHE was pathetic, dude? Jesus, look in the mirror, putz
Lor:
RIGHT?!
How did they think she was going to react?
Mace:
RIGHT
Lor:
I love Sam's sigh after he says the guy doesn't deserve to die
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"It's is if it's the third one" haaaahahaha
Mace:
YES and Dean's FACE
Lor:
YES
"Why do you say it like you're so bad?" GAH
Mace:
I love that he accepts that Ben wants the truth and then gives it to him
YES
Lor:
YES
OMG his face when Ben says he's walking out in his family
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"Lotta chances not to be a jackass"
Mace:
YES
Ope, it's a montage
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
Oh, look, he still died. I'm so sad.
Lor:
HAAAHAHA
Oh I remember what's up here
Mace:
Ha! I don't
Lor:
ORGAN TRANSPLANT TETHER haaahahahaha
HAHAHA
Lor:
"Actually it's hoodoo. It's a little different
Mace:
"this is not a sex doll"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"She possesses sex dolls. This is not a sex doll!" HAAAHAHAHA
Yes
"I'm sorry, baby" lolol
Mace:
HAHAHA
Sisters, man
Lor:
HAAAAHAHA
Mace:
I feel like they must have had some sort of rights trouble with the music for this episode...
Lor:
Mmmm Dean's flannel over a band tshirt
Right? It's awful. Particularly during the montage
Welcome to “Don’t Be a Bitch: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e13: Unforgiven
The boys go to investigate some coordinates that were anonymously texted to them, and it turns out Sam’s been here before with Gramps back when he was soulless. It also turns out that that’s not a good thing, and some of Sam’s meany decisions come back to bite him in the ass, kind of literally. As in, he used a local sheriff as bait for a human spider monster and now that dude is a spider monster himself and wants revenge. The even bigger issue is the implication behind Sam having memory flashbacks: he’s scratching that wall he shouldn’t be scratching…
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
Huh. They keep reminding us that Sam shouldn't scratch the wall. I wonder if maybe he's gonna scratch the wall…
Lor:
Naaaaah
Probably means nothing
Mace:
Cas's line here makes me think of Monsters Inc
"PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP MEEEE"
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Ugh. Gramps.
Lor:
Right? How long till we don't have to deal with him anymore?
I think he dies this season?
Mace:
Hopefully not much longer but I don't remember
Maybe at least get him out of the middle of the road?
Lor:
Right?
Like, at least don't invite more trouble for yourselves
Mace:
Exactly
Lor:
"When is it ever just quiet?"
Mace:
HA
when are things not squirrelly, Dean
Lor:
Poor Dean. That moral compass gets in the way
LOL
Mace:
HA! when it's working
Lor:
LOL
You just gotta shake it
Mace:
SNORK
SEX REHAB OMG
Lor:
Haaahahaha DEAN
Mace:
Oh SAM
Lor:
Tsk
Mace:
hmmmm now i want 5 Guys
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Haaahahaha Sam's face
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Who cares what Dad used to say?
Mace:
EXACTLY
Lor:
Sam. The fact he'd do the same thing is not an endorsement of this decision
Mace:
That man looks SO GOOD in a suit
NOPE
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Mace:
loud and athletic
Sigh
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
It wasn't me it was my evil twin!
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
that's awfully trusting of her
Lor:
Right?
At least get a flashlight jeez
"You love to say I told you so"
Mace:
Crazy Eyes McGee
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
LOL
She's so pretty
Mace:
she is
Sam's got such a good sad puppy face
Lor:
He DOES
Go back inside, Sam!
"I almost shot you! AGAIN."
Mace:
I, much like Sam, have NO memory of this ep
Lor:
Yeah, I have vague recollections but I have no idea how it comes out
Omg they actually have string
Mace:
HAHAHAHA I was just about to ask, what does the string actually do?
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Connections, I guess?
Mace:
i'm not sure that it would help me. it looks so cluttered
Lor:
Right?
Not? All spiders are a brown recluse? Not sure about your logic, Sammy
Mace:
DUDE, at least TRY the hospital?
Jesus
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Mace:
oh COURSE Dean makes a Spider-Man reference
Lor:
"My spidey senses are tingling"
YES
Mace:
"don't be a bitch”
HAHAHA
Lor:
"I’m just trying to make you feel better don't be a bitch"
Welcome to “Dragons Like Sewers and Latin, Apparently: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e12: Like a Virgin.
While everyone waits to see if Sam will wake up after his soul insertion and wall erection, Cas berates Dean for choosing to put that mutilated soul back in Sam. When Sam finally does wake up, he says the last thing he remembers is jumping into the cage, and Dean is determined to keep him from finding out what kind of shenanigans he was up to while he was Sammy Sans Soul. Meanwhile, virgins have been disappearing. The boys figure out that it’s dragons doing the disappearing, go after a sword that’s meant to be able to kill them, and try to figure out what the dragons are up to. Apparently it has something to do with “Eve.” Sam tricks Cas into telling him about the time he doesn’t remember, and he tells Dean that he’s determined to make amends. Oh, and some of the dragons got away, sacrificed a virgin, and resurrected (summoned?) Eve. It’s probably fine.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
...Just in case you decided to watch SPN for the first time starting halfway through S6...
Mace:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
"don't scratch the wall" is such a great line
Lor:
RIGHT?
Also, I mean, no you can't just land
Mace:
RIGHT?! What the hell, girl
Lor:
Dude FLY THE PLANE
Mace:
welp. nope, he can't do that anymore
whoa, easy there, angel boyfriend
Lor:
HAHAHA
RIGHT? He needs a hug, Cas. Dom him later
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"Im not changing the channel"
Mace:
omg the look on Bobby's face
Lor:
YES
The boys hugging
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"Dean, what did you do?"
HAAAHAHA
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
"Isn't this just neat and clean"
Mace:
Bobby knows to be skeptical
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
"why the poop face?"
Lor:
LOLOLOL
"It's a gift horse and I’m not looking for teeth" omg Dean
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"Prep for the B side"
Mace:
"It ain't gon be cute”
Lor:
Im gonna start saying "it ain't gonna be cute"
YES
That idjit Rufus, aka his boyfriend
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
Oooof Dean
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
GIF
Dean bringing us food!
Mace:
OMG THAT'S DEAN BRINGING ME DINNER
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
YAAAAS
"I love that you even asked me that"
Stuffed teddy bears are no indication of virginity, DEAN
Mace:
"that sounded really creepy coming out of your mouth"
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
RIGHT?! come on Dean
also, barf.
Lor:
You know if Cas gave him a teddy bear, he'd keep it on his bed
Agreed
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Dean. I suspect there's a better way to ask that
Lor:
Right?
Mace:
"he does carry a lot of rage"
Lor:
P Diddy omg
that aged... pretty well, actually
Lor:
Of course you get dragons, Sam. You shouldn't need Google to think of dragons
RIGHT?
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"To who, Hogwarts?"
Lor:
Gentleman and a scholar lol
Mace:
Bobby, dude, we don't cotton to Rowling anymore, see?
HAHAHA
Lor:
LOL
Well he IS still in 2011
Or 12?
Mace:
yeah yeah
Lor:
Oh Dean. Don't lie to Sam
Mace:
these boys NEVER ever EVER learn
Lor:
NOPE
And when they think they have, they've actually learned the wrong lesson
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YEP
oooh is this the ep with the catwalk blooper?
Lor:
Hahahaha I think it is!
Mace:
OMG THIS IS THE SWORD ONE ISNT IT
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
YAAASSS
Lor:
The problem with this is that Dean SHOULD be able to pull it out, if that's the criteria
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
“Oh son of a bitch that's really on there”
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
Don't forget the red string, Sam
Mace:
SNORK
poor Sammy
Lor:
Right?
Mace:
oh Sam, don't trick the angel
Lor:
Dean. You gotta let your boyfriend in on the secrets
Mace:
YEP
Lady, you have no idea what he's touched
Lor:
RIGHT?
"You rocks think you're so smart"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Nnnnng his hand holding the door
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
I mean, who says part of a sword forged with dragon's blood isn’t good enough?
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
"What if dragons like nice hotels?"
Mace:
DEAN
Lor:
*I* think a dragon would like a nice hotel over a sewer
Mace:
agreed
Lor:
They lie on piles of gold, not shit
Mace:
COMICON
HAHAHA
Lor:
YES
Lor:
Omg Dean and the pile of gold
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Actually, Sam, I think you'll find that it's generally Dean who has the zippo in his pocket
Welcome to “Not a Lot of This One Makes Sense but Who Cares Because Death Is Super Cool: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e11: Appointment in Samarra.
Dean’s still on about getting Sammy’s soul back even though Sammy’s not too sure about the whole thing. But Dean’s not into listening so he heads off to a shady doc’s backroom office to get dead long enough to make a deal with Death for the soul. Death’s deal: Dean must last a whole day doing Death’s job. When he gets back to tell Bobby and Sam what’s what, those two are not psyched about it for different reasons, but again, Dean charges forward and puts Death’s ring on. The job is, predictably, more difficult than he suspected it would be, especially when one of the marks is a young girl. He refuses to take her, and that sets off a string of other deaths that shouldn’t have happened. Aaaand he takes the ring off. But then he puts it back on and Makes Things Right, so then Death honors his bargain and gets Sam’s soul back. Meanwhile, back at Bobby’s car ranch, Sam is freaking out, really not wanting to be re-souled. He finds out from their old pal the King of Hell that his ticket out of the situation is to do something that makes him completely unworthy of his soul: patricide. So then Bobby spends a lovely afternoon fighting off Sam’s murderous advances and manages to lock him up in the basement cell. Again. And that’s where Death slams his soul back into his body, puts up a brain wall to keep the crazies away, and tells Sammy not to scratch any mental itches he may have. This will all work out really, really well for everyone, of course.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
Aaaww germaphobe Dean
Mace:
HA
I forgot the letter for Ben omg
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Where'd he get that syringe, a horse doc?
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"Why are you dead?"
Mace:
god, the casting for Death was SO GOOD
Lor:
YES
Mace:
"quit shuffling and deal"
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Maybe if you put those on his CHEST?
Mace:
HAHAHA RIGHT
Lor:
"Nothing lasts forever. Well. I do."
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"Don't roll your eyes, Dean. It's impolite"
Mace:
he's SO COOL
Lor:
YES
Well. He SHOULD be brain dead. Come on
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"I’m sorry, I didn't get that" BOBBY. You knock your boys' heads together please
Mace:
RIGHT?! I mean, of all the stupid shit they do
Lor:
Seriously
Mace:
Jesus, he's got good hands
Lor:
He needs to institute an all-family Sunday dinner policy and keep his eye on those two
YAAAAS
Mace:
SNORK
"go ask your boyfriend" wrong brother, buddy
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
The thick plottens!
Mace:
HAHAHA
"give me a minute" DEAN
Lor:
Omg his FACE
Right?!
Mace:
Wait, he still has to take the girl? life for a life doesn't settle it?
NONE OF THIS EPISODE MAKES SENSE
Lor:
I guess not?
IT DOES NOT
Lor:
Maybe it's all here just so we see Dean not put Sam over all those people?
Mace:
i guess? although that seems out of character too. lunkhead
Lor:
LOL
Dude in the car is like "what?"
Mace:
poor guy
Lor:
Right?
Figures who would finally get Dean to try to explain is a kid
Mace:
of course
Sammy spends so much time in that cell
Lor:
Right?
With Dean on the other side of the door having a come apart
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
Omg I want one
Mace:
YES
Lor:
It would give me the worst headache but I WANT ONE
Poor Dean is not hungry
Mace:
welp, something's wrong so yeah
Lor:
YEP
He needs to cry into someone's shoulder and since Cas is stupidly not in this episode, I volunteer
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
"Apologize for that"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"Don't scratch the wall"
Mace:
YAS
Sammy, I love you but stop being such a little bitch about it
Welcome to “The Pizza Man Does Just As You Wish: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e10: Caged Heat.
Meg captures the boys because she wants info about Crowley’s whereabouts. They make a deal with her to help her find Crowley if she’ll help them get some information from him before they toast the King of Hell. During various fraught and sundry, Sam and Dean learn that Samuel has been helping Crowley because the demon promised to resurrect Mary from the dead. (That’s definitely a good idea about which there is no reason to be suss.) Cas shows up to help them infiltrate the prison where Crowley’s been holding lots and lots of supernatural creatures. Being busy helping the boys doesn’t keep Cas from warning Dean that getting Sam’s soul back might be a bad idea and <strike>showing Dean what he’s missing</strike> snogging Meg right nice. Things go sideways, the boys and Meg get captured by Crowley’s folks with the help of a wee smackerel of betrayal from Samuel, and Cas shows up to help once again—this time with a sack of Crowley’s bones he threatens to destroy (thus destroying Crowley) if he doesn’t answer truthfully about whether he could restore Sam’s soul. Crowley says he cannot, Cas torches the bones, Crowley disintegrates in a fiery pile, and we’re back to square one. In a quiet moment at the end of the episode, Cas tells the boys that his war in heaven isn’t going well and that he’d usually rather “be here.” He promises Sam they’ll find another way to get his soul back, but Sam tells Dean he’s not sure he wants it back at all.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
Crowley!
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"Oh, is that what just happened?"
Mace:
HAHAHA
"cuz I don't speak little bitch" OOOH BURN, DEAN
Lor:
RIGHT?!
He's speechless, poor thing
Mace:
poor poor thing
"you even want it back?" not this again, Dean. Jesus.
Lor:
Yeeeeah
Mace:
the writers really run that bit into the ground
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
MEG
Lor:
"How bout I rip you to shreds?" "Kinky."
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"Whoa. What?"
Try to keep up, Dean
Mace:
Ooof, Dean, buddy
Lor:
"You gonna kiss me?" Dean, hon
Mace:
SNORK
Oh Cas
Lor:
Man, brothers-in-law are such a pain
Mace:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Samuel is an absolute piece of shit
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
Samuel, you idiot. that never works out well
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Listen to Dean, Samuel.
Mace:
Wow, Self-Aware Dean.
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
OH. MY. GOD.
Lor:
It's too bad they didn't bring back Mary here. Maybe she would have torched Samuel
Mace:
THE PIZZA MAN SCENE
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
Shut up, Sam. No one wants Samuel along
Mace:
no they sure don't
Cas looks really good in this episode
Lor:
He DOES
He has dom brow on all the time, and it's good
Mace:
HE DOES
Lor:
"I mean he doesn’t" ooof
Mace:
yes pls do it because then we get Hallucination Lucy
Lor:
YES
"Of course"
Mace:
OOOF
Lor:
Figure out that that means "I love you," Dean
Mace:
EXACTLY
Lor:
*as you wish gif*
Mace:
YESYESYES
"I'll interrogate the cat" is the new "as you wish"
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Ooof, Dean
Mace:
ooof the panicked look on Dean's face when he hears the hell hound
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHA DEAN
Mace:
I love knowing that he picks her up and turns her to the wall because she was already having trouble moving
Lor:
YES
Mace:
"I learned that from the pizza man"
Also, it's a HOT kiss. well done, kids
Mace:
FUCKING SAMUEL
Lor:
Ug. Christian
Mace:
yeeeeah
"I'm standing in pee" HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"I’m standing in pee"
Mace:
"yikes"
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
fuck. off. Samuel. You don't get to explain
Lor:
NOPE
Mace:
"I'm the guy you never want to see again" SOOOO HOTTTT
Lor:
Samuel, let's not forget that Mary is heaven. Getting her back is for YOU, not her. DICK
YAAAAAAAAS
Mace:
RIGHT?!
selfish fucking man-baby
Lor:
Shall we yonks someone outta heaven or save someone from hell. Geeee, tough choice
Mace:
snork
Lor:
*yoink. Stupid autocorrect
Mace:
HA
I cracked the code
Lor:
LOL
Rookie mistake. Never leave a Sam alone with his own blood
Mace:
YEP
HAHAHA Sam figured out where Dean was from the muffled "SONOFABITCH" in the background
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
"Dean Winchester's behind you"
Mace:
YES
"you mop-headed lumberjack"
Lor:
YES
CAAAAAS
"Haven't seen you all season" HAAAAHAHAHA
Mace:
SNORK
Huh. I don't remember that happening
Lor:
Me either. And I can't remember exactly what is really going on
Welcome to “The Fourth Kind Is a Butt Thing: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e9: Clap Your Hands If You Believe.
While Dean is still struggling with Sam’s lack of a soul, the boys stumble into what seems like an alien abduction case - Dean’s even convinced he gets beamed up himself - but turns out to be fairies terrorizing a town after a local watchmaker summoned them to help his business. Think Elves and the Shoemaker, but with the shoemaker character sacrificing his son to keep the biz going. They drink tea and sit in glitter with an older lady who seems to be an expert on fairies, and her advice comes in handy at the end when Sam spills salt in front of the leprechaun in charge, who has to stop trying to kill him in order to count the grains. And so Sam is able to reverse the summoning spell and send all the fairies back whence they came. Meanwhile, Dean has been arrested for attacking the local DA, thinking he was one of the fairies, and is saved from the ass whomping one of the fairies is delivering to him in jail when Sam completes the spell. Dean gets upset that Sam doesn’t really bother looking for him while he’s upgebeamed, and there’s more tension about Souless Sam under all the slapstick, including Sam’s refusal of a fairy-offered deal to help him get his soul back.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
Patrick, you're an idiot DON'T GO IN THERE
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Hahahah I forgot they did this with the credits
Mace:
YES
Lor:
Haaaahahah omg Sammy
Mace:
"UFO!!UFO!!" HAHAHAHA OMG DEAN
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Mace:
"I think the fourth kind is a butt thing" HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
"Empathy, Sam! Empathy!" Haaaahahaha
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"It's fine. I mean, I've had time to adjust." HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I like funny soulless Sam
Mace:
YES
Lor:
OMG Dean's face
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"They were grabby incandescent douchbags good night" HAAAAHAHAHA
"I didn't think she smelled that bad"
Mace:
SNORK
I forgot how funny this one was
Lor:
Right?!
OMG THE HAND ON THE KNEE
Mace:
YES
"and I won!" OMG DEAN
Lor:
LOLOLOL he's so DEAN this ep
"You sit in the dark and you FEEL THE LOSS."
"It would be in the dark"
HAAAAAHAHAHA OMG
Mace:
YES DEAN
Lor:
"Having a soul equals suffering"
Mace:
he's not exactly wrong
Lor:
He is not
"At least books have punctuation"
HaHA!
"All the bleck!"
Mace:
SNORK
"with…nipples and…she hit me"
they are both so good in this one
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHA YES
"Im not supposed to laugh, right"
YES
Smurfs
"Pizza rolled Tinkerbell" lololol
Mace:
There are sentences in this show that would never be uttered elsewhere
Lor:
YAS
I mean, she's not wrong. This is pretty much faerie lore
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"Dean. Did you service Oberon king of the faeries?"
Mace:
Welp, Dean will definitely not be having dreams about servicing the fae king
Lor:
RIGHT?!
SAM AND THE TINY CUP
Mace:
yes
Lor:
"You did sit in some glitter though"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Omg Dean's face
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"Im assuming you have a soul, so I assume you have an excuse"
ooof
Mace:
YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES
HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Nice save, Dean. Sort of
"Son, you are aaall kinds of messed up"
Mace:
Aw, poor Dean
Lor:
Yeah, not nice of the random cop to read him that way
Mace:
couldn't he have gotten to the book just like this before now?
Lor:
One would think
Mace:
OH! I forgot about this twist!
Lor:
Oh, well.
YES
"You're not like the rest em are ya?" "Nope."
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"That's adorable."
Mace:
ooof, that's hot
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
"I do still have all my brain cells" HAHAHA
Lor:
"It was a deal. When's a deal been a good thing?"
LOL
Mace:
I mean, that is the most sense either of them has made on the subject, like, ever
Welcome to “For Cas, Dean Always Comes First: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e7: Family Matters.
Cas helps Dean figure out what’s actually wrong with No Soul Sammy, and then they expose Gramps as a lying, vamp-catching-but-not-ganking toady of none other than Crowley, who appears at the end as the daemon ex machina, throws a few zinger quips around, along with a couple of truth bombs: He’s torturing monsters to find out the location of Purgatory because he’s the King of Hell now and wants to expand the business. Oh, and he’s the one who resurrected the Two Sams, which means they’d better do as he says or he could send them right back where they came from (or so help meeeee).
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
"bite down on this" that should not be as hot as it is
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Oh Cas. You're asking a Winchester to access his feelings. THEY'RE FINE, CAS. Pay attention
Mace:
HAHAHA
I kind of find it hard to believe that Cas can't just know that he doesn't have a soul
Lor:
Right? Shouldn't he be able to tell by looking at him?
Mace:
Exactly
Lor:
"One more time. Like I'm five"
Mace:
HA
Lor:
Mace:
oh, nice police reference!
Lor:
bows
"Hello, Newman"
Mace:
snork
Lor:
WINGMAN
Mace:
YES
"alright quit bragging"
Lor:
YOU'RE TURNED ON, Dean, don't lie
Mace:
HA
Lor:
I am not, however, surprised that no one can see Samuel's soul from the outside
Mace:
HAHAHA right?
"your problems always come first"
Lor:
"Your problems always come first"
Mace:
that's not actually sarcasm
Lor:
IT'S NOT
I luff him
Omg Samuel stop being such a closelipped dick
Mace:
YES
Lor:
Dude stopped the apocalypse, Samuel, oh my goooooood
Mace:
HAHAHA EDITING
Lor:
"I don't trust him" HAAAAHAHA
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
YES
Mace:
omg that's totally a Shoresy thing to say!
Lor:
HA!
"You trying to tell me you're a bigger knob than you've been letting on?"
I understand that these dudes don't know Dean, but surely his reputation proceeds him
OMG GWEN I WILL SMOTHER YOU WITH YOUR OWN ATTITUDE
Mace:
it's not about not knowing him anyway
Lor:
Well true
Mace:
oooo somebody's BUSTED
Lor:
YEP
Okay NOW they're just dumb. Dean isn't stupid
Catching things, taking them somewhere, the family business
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
Soullessness or the mumps. Is that one of the combo vaccines?
Mace:
HA yeah i think so. prolly the one that gives you autism...
Lor:
Oooooo there is a low hanging joke about MAGA in there I'm gonna leave there
Mace:
…that WAS a joke about MAGA
Lor:
HA!
"I figured 60/40"
Mace:
yeesh
Lor:
"He thinks velcro is big news"
Mace:
snork
I mean, it IS pretty cool stuff
Lor:
It IS but it was invented in the 40s. Shade, Sam, shade
Mace:
Ha
Lor:
"Ouch. Stop."
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"Come on out, boys"
Mace:
he's got such a cool voice
Lor:
He really does
"Purgatory's real?" Oh my sweet summer child
Mace:
right?
"whose hand’s up his ass?"
Lor:
"If the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?"
HAAAAAHAHA
Mace:
oh, too bad. thoughts and prayers, dude
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
"You me and Sam are having one hell of a family meeting"
Mace:
a stern, disappointed Dean is a very hot Dean
Lor:
OMG YES HE IS
Oh darn. Bye, Christian
Mace:
so sad.
CROWLEY
Lor:
Or wait. Was that Christian? Whatever
Lor:
CROWLEY
"Not in a biblical sense." HAAAAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
"it's precisely what you think"
Lor:
"Since... let's see. Mind your business"
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"He said jump, you get froggy"
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I mean, Sam is in the hole right now
Mace:
yeah
god I love Crowley
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
STOP CALLING HIM SON
Lor:
OMG RIGHT?
"Girls, money? Hair?"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Oh fuck OFF with the Winchester family bond music theme
Samuel doesn't deserve it
Mace:
HAHAHA RIGHT?!
he's the actual worst
Lor:
"We could stab him in his throat"
Mace:
pls don't, Dean
Lor:
He'll come around. They do become boyfriends, after all
Welcome to “The Fraught Brothers Ride Again: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e6: You Can’t Handle the Truth.
People are killing themselves after someone close to them suddenly and strangely tells them a harsh truth they can’t handle. Sam and Dean are on the case, but with their own fraughtness stinking up the joint, it’s not long before they are hearing things they don’t want to hear themselves. Lisa can’t help but tell Dean that things aren’t going to work and that he shouldn’t bother coming home, and Bobby gets a bit TMI. It turns out the culprit is Veritas, an ancient truth goddess, and when she captures the boys, things go from fraught to downright atomic between Sam and Dean.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
Oooof Sammy
Mace:
yeeeeah
Lor:
Ew
Mace:
ugh. I can't remember completely, but I think this is a DARK ep, no?
Lor:
Yeah I think so
Mace:
greeeat
Lor:
Definitely ooofy
You wanna watch sommat else today?
Mace:
no no, I'm good
Lor:
Okay
Mace:
I just think this isn't one of my favorites
Lor:
Yeah, I feel like maybe the very end has some important Sam and Dean stuff but it's kinda ug till we get there
Mace:
somehow we'll make it through
at least the boys are pretty again this ep
Lor:
With our amazing fortitude
YES
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
And Bobby's cranky. Love him
Mace:
oh well THAT'S a shocker
Lor:
"Just dont shoot him yet"
LOL
"get in the car!"
Mace:
HAHAHA BOBBY
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
Nnnnng back of neck in suit
"It's a new more caring administration" haaaahahaha
Mace:
Hm. I don't think this is the one I was thinking about, maybe? Isn't there one that's set all in a diner?
Mace:
HA
Lor:
Maybe? I dunno
Damn Sam, if you weren't freaking me out that would be HOT
Mace:
ope, there's soulless sammy being mean and hot again
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
it's both.
Lor:
SAM. MEAN.
Mace:
HOT
Lor:
Oh god gets behind the couch
Mace:
CREEP
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
oh EWEWEWEWEW
Lor:
*says "yep” from behind the couch*
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"You should look that up"
Mace:
oh god, Dean's FACE when Bobby says maybe it's just Sam
Lor:
"Maybe it's just Sam" ooof
YES
Ug Dean, take Christian out of your phone. Never call that dick
NON SEXY KIND OF DRILLING OMG DEAN
"Bible topics: horns" HAAAAAAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
YES
"you asked me to be here and I came"
UHHUH
Lor:
"I've been asking you to be here for days!"
pushes them together Just hold each other, jeez
Mace:
RIGHT?!
"where did you look?" "…everywhere"
Lor:
"Everywhere" haaaahahaha
Cas, hon, your boyfriend has abandonment issues. Stop winging out without kissing him goodbye
Mace:
RIGHT?!
"you okay?" "no, not really" WELP THAT'S A FIRST
Lor:
"I am working up to it" and the face rub
RIGHT?
FRECKLES
Mace:
YES
"good luck with that"
HAHAHAA
OMG DEAN
Lor:
YES
she wanted him to look, she obliged! GENTLEMAN
Mace:
YES
"maybe cuz you're my favorite" HAHAHA
Lor:
"You're my favorite" YES
But Sam's a better hunter LOL
Mace:
"how come half the time you clean up a mess you end up dirty"
YES
OMG THERE'S THE NO NO MEME
Lor:
"No no! Uh uh"
YES
Oh honey dont answer that
Mace:
oh DAMN NO DEAN DON’T ANSWER THAT
Lor:
LOL
"Probably not" ooof
Mace:
WHAT?! Sam and Dean have an unhealthy relationship?! NOOOO
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Gooood his FACE
Mace:
I mean. I get it, Lisa.
Lor:
DANG they are WHUMPING him this ep
yeah
Well, yeah. She should have helped him get an apartment and a therapist, not had him move in
Mace:
yeah of course. I meant about him hurting Ben, though. That would be a dealbreaker
Lor:
Oh yeah, for sure
Omg he's teary
Mace:
HE IS
Sammy's so CUTE when he's pathologically lying
Lor:
LOLOLOL
If they made this ep today she'd be a TikTok influencer
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
crawls up the bed and snuggles Dean and his doughnuts
Mace:
steals the donuts while you've got him distracted
Lor:
Oi!
Leave me one
Mace:
sure sure
SAMMY. NO. LEAVE THE DOGS ALONE.
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Too much hurting pets in this episode
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
EW
Mace:
AGREED
Lor:
GROSS
Mace:
UGH
Lor:
Oh Dean
The worst part about this is that HE BELIEVES IT
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
Dean is just poleaxed
Mace:
YEP
DEAN, DUDE
Lor:
Oooof
Once mighta been enough, baby
Mace:
None-ce would have been the proper amount of times
Lor:
I'll give him one. Sammy betrayed him preeeetty bad
Mace:
Um, but it's not his fault?
AND HE'S ASKING FOR HELP
Lor:
Dean doesn't know that yet!
Well. Yeah. There is that
Mace:
He knows that he just asked for help, though. So, = dick move
although I do love how it stresses just how fucked up their relationship is, as previously stated in the ep
Welcome to “Get Turnt and Watch Twilight Is the New Netflix and Chill: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e5: Live Free or Twihard.
A vampire nest is recruiting new members instead of just killing people off, and they’re doing it, at least in part, by tricking teen Twilight fans into thinking they can (un)live like Bella. Sam and Dean investigate, and Dean gets TURNT while Sam secretly watches from down alley. Dean freaks, of course, and goes to watch Lisa sleep and almost turns into a real monster (his own dad) while having a fight with Lisa and the kid. Grandpa Samuel has a cure, though, but Dean needs the blood of the one who TURNT him, so he infiltrates the nest and starts a-killin’. After he drinks the antidote, Samuel and Sammy pump him for info on the nest, and Dean, who now remembers seeing Sam just standing by watching him get TURNT, is super sus. But, of course, he decides not to communicate with Sam about it. You know, Winchester style.
Lor:
ooooo THIS one
Mace:
yeah!
Also I want to go to there
Lor:
CORRECT
Mace:
those people are all adorable and I want to meet them
Lor:
right?
adorable little vampy goths
Mace:
YES
aw SHE POSTED POEMS
ADORABLE
Lor:
YES
Mace:
and of course her name is Kristen
Lor:
of course it is
Mace:
AND SHE GOT A PAPER CUT
this is hilarious
Lor:
YES
I love their absolute willingness to just go in on whatever they're spoofing or referencing
Mace:
YES
I didn’t notice before that the music even sounds like the Twilight soundtrack
Lor:
HAAAHAHAHA that's awesome (I've only seen the first one once, so that one was lost on me)
HE'S DONE BAD THINGS
Mace:
yeah yeah sure he has
Lor:
LOLOL
"I'm just scared I'm dreaming and I'll wake up in math class"
Mace:
SNORK
ROBERT
Lor:
Is there gonna be... baseball?
Mace:
SO SUBTLE GUYS
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Mace:
“just shut up and get your ass home” I kinda love her
Lor:
"not far... about a night's drive" god, he's adorable.
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
he's stoked because someone is DELIGHTED with the idea of seeing him pets him
Mace:
YEP
“it is so much worse"
Lor:
"we try and be a good parent" I love how subtle the show is about making the story line speak to the boys' personal problems SNORK
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
that is some HARDCORE going in on the one interest
Mace:
“what is he so bummed out about"
Lor:
"that's just... uncomfortable" haaahahaha Sammy
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"how is that not rapey"
Mace:
like you wouldn’t read that on the low, Dean
Lor:
"ROMERO, really"
YES
his ONLY problem is the name, and he knows it
Mace:
“how many ts are there in Patt-"
Lor:
LOLOL
Mace:
YEP
the excellent part is that Rob Pattinson would probably love this ep
Lor:
Dean. you know you are DESPERATE to go to The Black Rose
YEP
Mace:
no one hates Twilight more than that dude
Lor:
YYYYEP
ug Samuel. go away
Mace:
STOP JUDGING DEAN
Lor:
he's putting up his wee defensive walls, little muffin
Mace:
(I need a comma in there. I’m addressing Dean not defending him from other judgy people)
Lor:
LOL. I done knew.
I read "missing comma"
"does it work?"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"mmmBop your way outta here" HAAAAHAHA
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"use a condom!"
Mace:
“you’re pretty” GET IN LINE, DUDE
Lor:
RIGHT?
also god this scene
Mace:
right? So not comfortable
Lor:
right?
that is some metaphorical rape. ooof and Sammy just watching
Mace:
yep
“YOU sit down"
grumpy pre-vamp Dean is adorable
Lor:
ooof. the sensory overload for him. I can FEEL that
he really is
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"Samuel is gonna kill me when he gets here" "yes he is because I'm gonna ask him to because you won't do it" GAH
oh Sam
"newsflash, Mr. Wizard. Vampires pee"
Mace:
GAH indeed
HAHAHA
Lor:
aaaaand Dean washes his face. the time honored method of dealing with his feelings
Mace:
YES
DEAN (comma) WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
omg they did the watching her sleep thing
I love it. I love the way they just keep weaving it in
Mace:
right?
Lor:
"i'm talking about my life. it's ugly. and it's violent. and I'm gonna die. Soon."
Mace:
oh Dean
Lor:
FUCK YOU 327, just FUCK YOU for killing this man right after another person expresses their love for him
Mace:
right?
you’re the monster, you dickhole
Lor:
ooooof. oh Dean. pushing Ben. that's gotta be ripping him up
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"I went to say goodbye to Lisa" oooooof
"I didn't DRINK anyone"
Mace:
alright everybody just calm down
Lor:
RIGHT?
“what” “what"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
GOD, I hate Samuel
LOLOLOL
"I didn't drive all this way to kill ya" yeah, because you wouldn't bother, because you don't care about him enough. you'da ordered Sam to do it
Mace:
EXACTLY
Lor:
"there's nothing in the recipe about easy" FUCK OFF
Mace:
yep
Lor:
I HAD a tough love grandfather, and this is NOT IT
Mace:
sounded like he said “get turnt” HAHAHA
Lor:
haaaahaha
oh ooof, I forgot that Sam knew about the cure already
Mace:
yeeeah
this is where I get slightly uncomfortable because evil Sam is HOT
Lor:
YEP
it's tempered a little for me bc I don't like how he treats Dean, but I am not fully immune to the hotness that is Sam with no moral compass
omg Dean's face when he does the fistbump
Mace:
HAHA
Lor:
"I killed so many people on the way over here, so"
Mace:
smooth, Dean
Lor:
the smoothest
Mace:
“recruiters get to bang all the chicks. that’s you now, bro.” Is Dean a recruiter or a chick?
Lor:
OH HE IS A CHICK
he is so chick coded in this episode
Mace:
yep
Lor:
Boris wants to fuck him so bad
Mace:
ew. boris is gross
Lor:
very
I mean, it was ALWAYS about forbidden desire, but I'll grant Twilight probably had a longer reach
Mace:
snork
Lor:
ack creepy children
Mace:
right?
fuck you, Samuel
Lor:
UG SERIOUSLY
he's a better hunter and a better person than any of you Campbell jerks
Welcome to “The Bobby and Rufus Show, Guest Starring That Cutie, Marcie: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e4: Weekend at Bobby’s.
It’s the Bobby episode! We watch Bobby go about his normal routine at home, including a visit from his adorable neighbor, who is bearing cobbler and is clearly interested. Too bad Bobby has a demon in the basement he’s torturing to try to establish some leverage over Crowley. And then Rufus shows up with a body! Various shenanigans ensue, including an assist from Jody and some further indications that the monsters are all behaving weird. Meanwhile, over in the Kingdom That Is United (Sort of), Sam and Dean have located and dug up Crowley’s bones. If they burn them, Crowley will die die. Thus, Crowley is willing to negotiate re: Bobby’s soul. Oh, and Bobby reads the boys the riot act for caring more about their own shit than Bobby’s troubles.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
Bobby episode, Bobby episode dances
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"bite me" "if that's your thing"
Mace:
Crowley’s voice is one of my favorite things ever
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
“hate to see what you call celebrating” “yes you would"
Lor:
LOL
haaahahaha Bobby doing the accent
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"subsection c, which is... on your naughty bits"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Bobby is SO CLEVER
Mace:
yep but so is Crowley
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
never shit a shitter
Lor:
"I wouldn't have it any other way"
Lor:
US EITHER. banter forever
Mace:
YASYASYAS
Lor:
ope, kids on a playground. something's bad
YEP
Mace:
never fails
Lor:
"maybe he's in the can" SAM
Mace:
“hilarious”
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"BALLS"
Mace:
oh Bobby
Lor:
Sioux Falls has a university?
Mace:
BOBBY. READ THE POSTED HOURS BEFORE YOU JERK ON THE DOORS
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
drives me fucking NUTS when people do that at work
Lor:
librarians don't like that, ROBERT
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
NO ROBERT WE DO NOT
Mace:
Kenny really had a banger with this one
Lor:
YEP
Lor:
directed by Jensen woot!
Mace:
BOYS. SAY THANK YOU
Lor:
"you're welcome" Seriously Dean, say thanks ya idjit
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
ope, she’s CANADIAN
Lor:
Oh! I know this one! Fergus!
Lor:
LOLOLOL SHOCKING
Mace:
“aboot that time you killed your wife"
Mace:
HAHAHAHAA
Mace:
omg he checked his fly
Lor:
omg checking to see is he's presentable. she's seen you before, Bobby
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
YES
Mace:
i need some of that cobbler
Mace:
“tryin to avoid it"
Lor:
"have you seen Drag Me to Hell?" "trying to avoid it"
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
YES HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
oh bobby she’s trying SO HARD
Mace:
and she’s SO CUTE
Lor:
poor Marcie. we all think he's adorable. not HER FAULT he has SECRETS
Lor:
YES
Lor:
also that cobbler looks awesome. I miss peaches
Mace:
YES IT DOES
Lor:
"McLeod's SCOTTISH, Einstein" haaaahahahaha
SNORK
Mace:
“how are you still alive?” HAHAHA
Lor:
"no, Garth, not me the FBI, the REAL FBI"
Lor:
LOLOLOL YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"oh good, you're home, you gotta help me bury a body" RUFUS
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
"duh no one's every seen one of these except in Japan"
Lor:
"monsters lately. is it me, or is it weird?" SNORK
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
‘what am I, a heathen?"
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"I ain't askin for no help" "I'm not asking for your permission"
Mace:
MY DUDE. get a fork and dig in. who you trying to impress?
Mace:
YES
Lor:
the only two more married on this show than Dean and Cas are Bobby and Rufus
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
YEP
Mace:
“lucky guess"
Lor:
"no. never seen that DICK"
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"you gotta warrant, SONNY"
Mace:
this FBI guy thinks he tough. oh honey, you are out of your league
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Mace:
“dammit!” I love Jody
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"what, you never had a septic tank explode on ya?"
Lor:
"five times" "it's seven"
Mace:
JFC, Rufus. DO BETTER
Lor:
SERIOUSLY RUFUS what you don't have a journal where you write this shit down?
Mace:
exactly
Mace:
“I’m trying to keep my cool here” she’s a keeper
Lor:
"have you see anything weird?" "you mean besides you?"
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
I always wish we coulda seen her some more
Mace:
ope, wood chipper
Mace:
knew that was coming back eventually
Mace:
YES
Lor:
another things that always means something bad is coming
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
EWEWEW
Lor:
GROSS
Mace:
poor Bobby
Lor:
right?
Lor:
"okey dokey, woodchipper, that pretty much trumps... everything"
Lor:
I LOVE HIM
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
"behind door number 2, Bob"
Lor:
"oh ah, you asking for my help, Bob?"
Mace:
THESE TWO
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
they need their own show
Mace:
YES
Mace:
“the good new is…"
Mace:
RUFUS
Lor:
"i got another call?" "you what?" oh Dean, honey. sometimes Daddy needs to do his own stuff
Mace:
kids can be so selfish
Lor:
"I'm swallowing it, Bobby" "don't swallow it"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
HE SWALLOWED IT
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Dean? CAN IT
Lor:
oh his voice is cracking. okay, you sternly tell him to can it, and I'll hold him
Mace:
tsk
Lor:
"I hear you, son" oooooof
Lor:
A LITTLE SELFISH
Lor:
OKAY NOW I'M GONNA BE STERN
Mace:
oooo Bobby’s gonna lay down the law
Lor:
"where's your brother? GET HIM"
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"sometimes you two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons of bitches I've ever met" YOU TELL THEM BOBBY
Mace:
YES BOBBY DO IT
Lor:
JACK WITH A SIDE OF SQUAT
Mace:
“do I sound like I’m done?!”
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"I know you got issues. GOD KNOWS, I KNOW"
Mace:
they’re so cute when they’re being yelled at
Lor:
THEY ARE
Lor:
pretty sure it takes a prosecutor
Mace:
Look, let Jody handle it.
Lor:
I do apologize
Mace:
not to me, to Jody, pls
Lor:
SORRY JODES. come over for supper
Mace:
oh nevermind she’s flaking out
Mace:
OH NEVERMIND SHE’S BACK
Lor:
NEVERMIND JODES GET YOUR OWN DAMN SUPPER
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA OMG
Lor:
NEVERMIND THE NEVERMIND JODES
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
poor Bobby
Mace:
he’s tired, poor guy
Lor:
he really is
Lor:
his idjit sons should make him a nice dinner and tell him to put his feet up when they get back
Mace:
they really should
Lor:
"you look like hammered crap" "and you're a vision, as always"
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
two headed puppies?
Lor:
yeah, I don't know about that one. I'm here for the rainbows, though
Mace:
same
Lor:
“16 tons and deeper in debt”
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"do I look like Dr Phil to you?" "a little" haaaaaaaahahahahaha
Lor:
OMG CROWLEY
Mace:
omg Crowley’s impression of Bobby
Mace:
YES
Lor:
YESYESYES
Lor:
this one is full of absolute dialogue gems
Mace:
any time Crowley’s around the banter is peak
Lor:
YAS
Mace:
“I had very athletic calves"
Lor:
"i had very athletic calves"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
I want to know what Dean did to get himself on an eight-hour flight
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
"that's me flicking my Bic for you"
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
…isn't it a Zippo?
Mace:
I don’t know lighters
Lor:
Philistine
Mace:
excuse me?
Mace:
I BEG YOUR PARDON
Lor:
do you beg my FINEST pardon?
Lor:
"I have a little hell to raise"
Mace:
Crowley is the best
Lor:
"if some nut decided to try something, I was READY. I had a FORK"
Mace:
don’t apologize bobby
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"let's roll credits on this chick flick"
Mace:
ah, toxic masculinity
Lor:
I don't think I ever noticed before that they were driving a right-hand drive car....
Lor:
YEAH
Lor:
such a good ep
Mace:
it really is
Lor:
okay, I'm gonna go sit in timeout for a while for calling you a Philistine
Welcome to “Profounder Bonds and Disco Sticks” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e3: The Third Man.
Three police officers die in really gross and weird ways, so Sam and Dean show up to investigate. They get stumped and call on Cas for help, who, apparently, only comes for Dean and not Sammy. Cas says heaven is a hot chaotic post-apocalyptic mess, and that in the confusion a bunch of celestial-type weapons have been stolen, including the Staff of Moses, which someone’s been using to get revenge on these cops. The common denominator? A black kid they killed and framed. But how did the kid brother get his hands on the Moses Stick? Sexy, snarky angel Balthazar. Oh, and at the end there’s one of those Fraught Brothers Have a Fraught Convo over Baby’s Hood scenes.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
dudes. clean your sink
eeeeeeeeew
Mace:
HA
EEWEWEWEW
Lor:
"I think I'm bleeding" haaaaahahahaha
Mace:
“I think I’m bleeding” Peak detective work there, dude
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Oh Dean, bud
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
oh HELLO
Lor:
oh HI Sam
CHRIST ON A TRISCUIT, PADALECKI
Mace:
RIGHT?!
SIGH
I mean…DAMN
Lor:
RIGHT?
Dean, start asking questions, honey
Mace:
I believe he just did: “Who died and made you boss?”
Lor:
SNORK
better questions, Dean
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
this dude is a treasure
Mace:
he sure is
again i say EWEWEW
Lor:
EEEEEEWWWW
mmmm, Baby engine noise
"Ben, I know you're lying. because I lie professionally, that's how"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YES
Lor:
they look so very nice in their suits
Mace:
they DO
SO PRETTY
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAN
Mace:
omg DEAN
HAHAHA YES
“very mature"
Lor:
"no. I was kicking your ass"
Mace:
BOYS
Lor:
LOLOLOL YES
"looking sharp, Kojak"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
I think it’s pretty clear that he is, in fact, NOT alright
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
pls do not take his hat off
DO NOT DO IT
Lor:
oh he's gonna. because we've only had two ews
SAM NO
Lor:
EW
Mace:
EWEWEW GROSS
DAMMIT SAMMY
Lor:
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO
"I don't quite remember that in the King James"
Mace:
HAHAHA
“bunch a dicks”
CORRECT, DEAN
Lor:
YEP
"son of a bitch won't answer the phone"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"to get his feathery ass down here"
Mace:
“feathery ass”
HAHAHA
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
“don’t be a dick”
he only answers to his boyfriend
CAAAAAAS
Lor:
CORRECT
OMG SAM
Mace:
DEAN’S LOOK
Lor:
YES
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"that is still the term"
Mace:
OMG CAS
MORE PROFOUND BOND
Lor:
"Dean and I do share a more profound bond"
Mace:
OHMYGOD
Lor:
I WASN'T GONNA MENTION IT
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
I CANNOT
Mace:
HOW are people in such denial about these two!?
Lor:
RIGHT?
like, it's RIGHT THERE
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"if Sam calls, you answer" "okay, honey"
that's what I heard
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YES
Lor:
no, Sam, the other staff from the other moses
Mace:
CHUCK HESTON’S DISCO STICK
Lor:
CHUCK HESTON'S DISCO STICK
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
"your nukes are loose?"
Dean. What is it LIKE in your brain?
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"my people skills are rusty"
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Mace:
oh Cas
YES
Lor:
THE FINGER QUOTES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"the hell kinda Fed are you?"
Mace:
“the hell kind of fed are you?"
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
THE HOT KIND DARRYL
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
i love that his name is Aaron and he’s using the staff of Moses
Lor:
RIGHT?
they go harder on some real biblical stuff than they had any need to, and it is AWESOME
Mace:
YES
“…I have no idea"
Lor:
no, like a big handprint on their shoulder
Mace:
oh CAS
Lor:
LIAR YOU DO KNOW
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Dean trying to protect the kid
Lor:
YES
and his brother and his boyfriend are both being that way. poor muffin
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
BALTHAZAR
Mace:
YAS
So… Cas is technically now a fallen angel, right?
Lor:
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
and I was going to apologize for that
Lor:
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
"okay, silver lining" LOL Dean
"what is second?" "don't start that" SNORK
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
boy, Cas's voice is DEEP this episode
"...I need myrr"
I hate when I've run out of myrr
Mace:
it really is
Lor:
"i was ashamed" Dean, hug the man
Mace:
I think there’s an H in there somewhere, isn’t there?
Lor:
what in mhyrrhyhrr?
Mace:
No no no, that’s the horse people in Gulliver’s Travels
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
"I was expecting more Dr No, less Liberacci"
Mace:
HAHAHA
THERE HE IS
Adorable
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
and that VOICE
Lor:
YAAAAAS
ew
Mace:
so many ews in this one
Lor:
"even I know that's a bad joke"
Mace:
HAHAHA he’s so proud that he gets it
Lor:
"I had a manage a... what's French for twelve?"
YES
Mace:
douze, I think
Lor:
HA!
"the footsteps I'm following, they're yours" oof
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"blow coke and jump on the bed" lol
Mace:
HAHAHA
“grab something valuable and fake your own death"
Solid advice
Lor:
HA!
he shoulda grabbed Dean and buggered off to a little cabin in the woods right here
Mace:
Dean is definitely his version of Something Valuable
Lor:
EXACTLY
"yeah. I got one too" lolol Sam
Mace:
“peace out douchewad” HAHAHA
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
nnngggg nice throw, Cas
Mace:
i mean that guy walked right into that knife
Lor:
SNORK
Mace:
cripes. flunkies. whaddaya gonna do?
Lor:
hard to get good hench these days
Mace:
i suspect it is, yes
Lor:
angels turn to pillars of salt?
oh just the vessel, right
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"you hairless ape"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"I believe the hairless ape has the floor"
treat Cas's boyfriend right, Balthazar
Mace:
don’t assume Cas will ever side with anyone other than Dean, buddy
Lor:
YAAAS
"in this economy?" lolol
Mace:
HAHAHA
all this talk of souls and their worth seems so extraneous here
Lor:
yeeeeah
"are you okay?"
aaaaand here we go. fraught
Mace:
YEP
OVER THE HOOD FRAUGHT CHAT
Lor:
YAAAAS
can't do this with a plastic piece of crap
Mace:
NOPE
Lor:
like you have been for five years? don't hold water, Sammy
Mace:
clever Dean knows something’s up
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
no it does not
Lor:
"you know what it does to you" oh, okay, Sam. you're immune to hell. sure, hon
Mace:
yeeah
Lor:
oh no, Dean's jaw's working. the working jaw of fraught
Welcome to “Sammy’s Looking Good But Acting Weird, Dean Holds a Baby, and the Campbells All Need Kicked: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e2: Two and a Half Men.
Dean is trying to make life with Lisa and Ben work, while Sam is off hunting with the Campbells, who are some of the shittiest characters not to be straight-up villains ever to appear on the show. When Sam investigates babies whose parents are getting killed, he ends up stuck with one of the kids and calls Dean for help. Sam is kind of obliviously impressed by how good a “dad” Dean is, and Dean is… kind of a really great dad (whiskey aside). Eventually they realize the baby is a shifter and go to Samuel with the news and the kid. The Campbells think they ought to raise the baby as a hunter; Gramps even suggests that one of his other grandsons (grand nephews? Whatever) should adopt him, since he and his wife are having trouble trying. Dean is agin it. It’s all for naught though, because the baby’s shifter pops shows up and takes the baby away. We’re left wondering if something’s not quite right with Sam, asking what the heck the Campbells’ deal is, and even more suspicious that something is not a-okay in monster world.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
do we really need all this?
Lor:
all the shapeshifter stuff?
Mace:
I mean, it’s a lot of recap for just happening in the last ep
Lor:
oh, yeah, I don't know it does seem like "uh, we know?"
Mace:
exactly
Jesus, baby, shut the heck up, dude
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
I'm here going who the heck has nothing under their bed?
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
ha! nice pivot, Dean
Mace:
YEP
mmm Suit Sammy
Lor:
mmmm his hand in his pocket. all beautifully tailored and casual
Mace:
YES
Mace:
oh, Dean, bud. Rookie mistake
Lor:
LOL Lisa and Ben giving him the Look
Mace:
YES
stop saying baby stew, you dickhole
Lor:
"either way it's baby stew. which is bad" SAMUEL SHUT UP
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
oh Dean
I mean, he's right, but dude
yeah
Lor:
"what’d he do?" "nothing" "what did you do?"
she does have his number
Mace:
she really does
Lor:
I NEED someone to cast him in something where he gets to play a regular guy. a nice dramedy. LET'S GET THIS MAN AN EMMY
Mace:
HA
Mace:
YES
Mace:
but also how about a rom com? because he’s also hilarious
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
and it’s SAM making the pop culture reference!
Lor:
YES
Mace:
“I’m gonna shoot you” HAHAHA
Mace:
“god, shut up” I kinda love her
Lor:
"if you don't walk out that door, I'm gonna shoot you" LOLOLOLOL
Lor:
I like her a lot
Lor:
she just... isn't Cas? and I don't know how the show WORKS if he's with her?
Mace:
oh yeah no. it could in no way ever work
Mace:
omg that baby is adorable
Lor:
OMG THE BABY SMILE
Lor:
"car should drive, not be a little bitch" HAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"Lisa's got a baby niece" yeah AND you raised that moose standing next to you
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
omg Dean crying back at him
BOBBY JOHN
Mace:
WOW
Lor:
the way Dean says Bobby and Sam says John
Mace:
YES
Mace:
EWEWEWEW
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
Daddy Dean I can not. I am a puddle
Mace:
SAME
Lor:
yeah, because helping a twelve-year-old grow up is a lot like taking care of a baby?
Mace:
snork right?
Mace:
dean winchester no
Lor:
DEAN WINCHESTER
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
wow, Dean was really calm about that
Lor:
well sure, he has a baby to take care of
Mace:
SNORK
YES
Lor:
"I'm not seeing the family resemblance" snork
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
“shakes mama’s tree” omg Dean
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Sammy. Get better at reading people. Samuel SUCKS
Lor:
"I'm a freaking head case"
LOL
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
Oh Dean.
Lor:
GWEN. PISS OFF
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
dude, he thinks you look extremely fuckable
Mace:
HA
Mace:
SAM. I can’t believe he just passed him over to Samuel after Dean clearly doesn’t want that to happen
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
CHRISTIAN. I WILL KICK YOU SO HARD
Mace:
YEAH
Lor:
oh sure Christian wants a baby but they just hand him off to Dean when something goes down
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
I mean, they aren't WRONG that he's the only one there who should have that kiddo, but come on
Mace:
I mean, I really don’t want them to have the baby, but what exactly is Dean’s plan?
Lor:
yeah, I don't think he's got that far
Mace:
this is one of the episodes, I think, where he waffles in his convictions (Sam does this too): are they black and white Kill All Monsters or are they torn? I think they flip-flop throughout the show, right?
Lor:
yeah they definitely do
Lor:
Dean being attacked by himself while he's trying to caregive is... some kind of statement
Mace:
indeed
Lor:
Dean's spidey senses are tingling
Mace:
they sure are. smartypants
Lor:
pets him
Lor:
GOD he's pretty
Mace:
He really is
Lor:
no he's a MECHANIC
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
oh, Dean. he can't find the middle
Mace:
hooo boy
Lor:
YAY BABY
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
such a weird way to end that ep, though
Lor:
right?
Mace:
the smile? I don’t think he’d be smiling like that while leaving them
Lor:
yeah, I feel like he would be WAY more bittersweet. like if he had smiled like that and it had faded? that might have been cool
Welcome to “Ah, We’ve Entered the Shitty Campbell Relatives Portion of the Show: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e1: Exile on Main St.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
It’s been months now since Sammy got sucked down into Lucy’s cage and Dean is trying to settle into a normal life with Lisa and Ben, but those artsy black-and-white memories of hunting with Sam just won’t let him be. And then he thinks maybe something SUPERNATURAL is going on in his neighborhood, so he puts on his Hunter Hat and starts sniffing around. AND THEN Yellow Eyes sneaks up on him in his garage, but wait, it’s not really YE because it’s all hallucinations, or so Sammy tells him as he, too, pops up out of nowhere alive! and not in Hell! Turns out, he’s been back pretty much the entire time, but just hasn’t told Dean because he wanted his brother to have a chance at a normal life. Dean is, unshockingly, pissed and hurt and smad. Even more so when he learns that Bobby knew all along that Sam was back. But wait, there’s more! Sam has been hunting and has replaced his brother with other relatives: the Campbells, namely Gramps (who is also back from the dead for some reason) and some cousins. And they all suck. Like, they’re the worst. Anyway, so the hallucinations were caused by some djinn out for revenge from when Dean ganked one of their kind, so Dean moves Lisa and Ben to Bobby’s house while he, Sam, and their shitty relations go a-huntin’. Dean feels rusty and nearly makes a rookie mistake, but Sam wants him back in the game anyway, so Dean says bye to his attempt at normal life and together he and Sam get Season 6 rolling.
Mace:
black and white. so DRAMA
Lor:
AAALL THE DRAMA
Mace:
“IT WAS THE HEEEEAT OF THE MOMENT"
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
OMG his FACE
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"yeah, I'm good" uh HUH
Mace:
I mean, I wouldn’t mind waking up to that.
Lor:
CORRECT
WHY IS HE NOT A MECHANIC
Mace:
RIGHT?!
(because he’s a christ figure so must be a carpenter)
Lor:
(OMG YES)
I do love the cuts back and forth from this life to the other, though
Mace:
YES
Lor:
omg checking the locks with his nightcap then checking on Ben
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"believe me I know" HA!
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
god LOOK at him
Mace:
PEST CONTROL
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
THAT EPISODE
Lor:
his feet up on the RUNGS
HAAAAHAHAH
"you have no idea what's in some people's walls"
Mace:
adorable
correct, Dean, they do
Lor:
YEP
"who knew" LOLOL
that jacket looks adorable on him
Mace:
it does. but, I mean, all jackets on that dude
Lor:
yeah he's pretty much not capable of making anything look bad
Lor:
Lisa is not my fav but I do love that she can read him so well
NOT that that was terribly subtle
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
the windchimes are kinda creepy but really cool
Mace:
Agreed!
Sid, cool it
I think Sid has a lil crush
Lor:
seriously, Sid
"did you almost shoot a Yorkie?"
he's so squirmy
Mace:
HAHAHA
this feels like Dean is the Normal Guy in a cold open
Lor:
RIGHT?
I was JUST thinking that!
he looks so LITTLE
Mace:
HE DOES
WHY the inside of the arm, Sam. Just.. WHY
oh god the way he says Sammy
Lor:
RIGHT?
YAAAS
his dumb adorable tucked-in shirts ruffles him up a little
Mace:
right?! the tuck is just wrong on him
Lor:
"wait, weeks?" HIS VOICE OMG dies
Mace:
dick move, Sam
Lor:
right?
wrong, Sammo. he does deserve it and he does want it but not like that. no salad for you
Mace:
snork
Ugh. here comes gramps
gross
Lor:
right? Samuel bleeeeeee
"you have delicate features for a hunter" FUCK YOU, GWEN. he's perfect and you shut your mouth
Mace:
yeah she sucks
Lor:
I don't think third cousins would be in the same generation? [Ed. They would be. I looked at a CHART]
LYING LIARS
Mace:
Oh, I have no clue. I don’t understand that nonsense
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"No more doornails coming out of those doors?" DEAN WINCHESTER I LOVE YOU AND YOUR IDIOLECT
Mace:
YES
Lor:
poor Lisa has moved houses like 8,000 times in 3 years
Mace:
right?
“dammit” HAHAHAHA
Lor:
RIGHT?
"if you're here, something's wrong" oh, Bobby
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"TV's broken but there's plenty of Reader's Digest"
Mace:
classy
“you knew?” hoo boy
Lor:
"don't touch the decor, okay? assume it's all loaded" I love him
he reminds me so much of some of my older male relatives
oooooof
come here, Dean, hon, you need a hug
Mace:
yep
Lor:
"but you were out, Dean" "do I look out to you?"
Mace:
“do I look out to you” oh, honey, that’s an entirely different conversation
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
"something always does"
ooof
Mace:
LIKE a dad? JUST ADMIT THAT HE’S THE FATHER
Lor:
RIGHT?!!!
Mace:
I mean, I know Dean isn’t in love with her. He’s already met Cas
Lor:
"leave it to the professionals" OH DUDE YOU JUST MADE SO MANY ENEMIES
CORRECT
"it's almost like I'm a professional"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YAS
hit her, Dean. just hit her
Lor:
omg Samuel enjoys putting his younger relatives at each other's throats kicks him so hard
Mace:
YES
Lor:
okay, Sam, I love you, and we know what's up but FUCK OFF
"call me a soccer mom"
Mace:
(well, golf is dumb)
Lor:
(I mean, yes. also I don't buy that Dean plays it. he's in a softball league)
(and so is Sid. they don't play golf)
Mace:
(yep)
also, Samuel does NOT use words like exsanguinated
Lor:
What idiot let a vamp on the Mayflower?
HAAHAHAH NOPE
"maybe not the best time for golf"
Mace:
UGH
Lor:
I HATE HIM SO HARD
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
aaaand Dean has clocked the only dude worth talking to in this lot
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"you remember it?"
Mace:
OOOF
Lor:
right?
haaahahaha the way he goes over that fence
Mace:
meh, it's just sid
YES
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
pretty hot
Lor:
YES
it's Sam with the steel chair!
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
I enjoy the implication that Dean is still so haunted by Azazel and is afraid he'll come for his wife and kid like he did to John
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"I wouldn't even think to try" oooooof
Mace:
yeeeah
Lor:
oh man, the rejection of Baby
he should be SO suspicious
Mace:
he really should but he’s too busy being hurt
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
he does keep his yard nice though
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
he is welcome to come work on mine any time he likes
Welcome to “One Does Not Simply Walk into Stull Cemetery: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e22: Swan Song.
Time’s up: it’s apocalypse or bust. Sam thinks if he drinks enough demon blood, he can say yes to Lucifer, wrest control from him, and use the rings to open a portal to the cage and jump in. Shockingly, Dean doesn’t love this plan. But it’s kind of what they got. In the end, Luci!Sam confronts Michael!Adam in Stull Cemetery, and Dean rides up in Baby, tunes blaring, because if he can’t save Sam, he can still be there. Cas gets exploded, Bobby gets dead, Luci!Sam beats the shit out of Dean—everything looks really bleak. But as Dean assures Sam that he’s there, that he won’t leave him, Sam catches sight of an army man he once wedged into the ashtray in Baby’s backseat, and he is able to gain control of Lucifer. He opens the portal and jumps in. Cas returns to life, assures Dean that he’s not God, and heals him. Dean goes to Lisa, as he promised Sam he would, and he settles into some kind of life with her and Ben. Meanwhile, Sam (!) watches him through the window.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
SONG
Mace:
YAAAASSSS
Lor:
this is a lie. there is no peace
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
dammit it was a fuzzy shot in the prev and NOW I WANT PIZZA
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
fuck you, Chuck
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
you lounge on that hood, Sam
Mace:
YASYASYAS
Mace:
"overgrown"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"you're an overgrown man" LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
YES
Lor:
his lips are ridiculous. LOOK AT THAT BOW
RIGHT?!
Lor:
(plot? what plot?)
Mace:
Don’t you dare grow up, Dean. Ever.
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
they need hugs
Mace:
they surely do
Mace:
isn’t Bobby’s house, like, right there? Couldn’t they just go get a beer from the actual fridge?
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
that would effect the DRAMA
Mace:
it would, I suppose
Lor:
"you okay." "not really"
Lor:
oh Dean. it must be BAAAAAAAD
Mace:
RIGHT?!?!
Lor:
"light in the loafers" omg Bobby
Mace:
snork
Lor:
LOL Dean, was Cas too cute for you to remember that he was angel and sleeping is odd?
Lor:
maybe they should send an army to the Black Gate to distract Luci from the fact they're coming with the rings
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YEP
Mace:
SNORK
Mace:
BOYS. same old song.
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
sings FUUUUCK YOUUUUU 3098
Lor:
Sam. you think he's gonna have a normal life while his brother is rotting in hell?
Lor:
RIGHT!?
Mace:
omg the hug
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"yes, sir"
Mace:
everyone is FRAUGHT
Lor:
a WAY BETTER yes sir than any they give John
Mace:
omg CAS
Lor:
"I was supposed to lie." CAAAAAAAS
“just stop…talking”
Lor:
look at him he's so LITTLE
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"you mind not watching this?" FRAUUUUUUGHT
Mace:
EW
Lor:
ooooo the way he's somehow taller and more broad after he drinks
Lor:
nice body acting, Jared
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"is your father home?” SNORK
Mace:
still a better dad than John
Lor:
HA!
Mace:
THE ARMY MAN
Lor:
YAAAAAAAS
Lor:
the devil is shit at tactics then if he doesn't know what car they drive
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
God is in the details or whatever
Mace:
SNORK
Mace:
okay so he has SOME tactics
Lor:
oh Dean. his face
Lor:
just SOME
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
omg that no
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
always Detroit
Mace:
ooops
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
on Dean, honey
Lor:
oooof, Dean. come here, hon, I'll hold you
Mace:
HAHAHAH CAS
Lor:
well, we don't need an explanation for a big earthquake in Portland. that's due
Lor:
"thank you, Bukowski" I love him, my little reader
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
OMGGG his voice on the second "Bobby"
Mace:
oh fuck off, Bobby
Mace:
YES
Mace:
VIRGIN HOOKER THING OHMYGOD
Lor:
RIGHT? BECAUSE HE'S GOD
Lor:
"you're gonna do something stupid. You've got that look"
Mace:
well, um, yeah.
Lor:
"then I ain't gonna let him die alone"
Mace:
CHRIST
Lor:
come on, you two, you KNOW HIM. you KNOW there was no way he wasn't gonna do this
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
Expelliarmus!
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
It’s because Chuck is a dickhole. That’s why.
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
Dean in the cemetery with the tunes
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"heya, boys. sorry, am I interrupting something?"
Mace:
so, how many pairs of brothers have we got going on here?
Lor:
and i love that this is literally their big brother walking in on the squabble
Lor:
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
YES
Mace:
HEY ASSBUTT
Lor:
ASSBUTT
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA YAS
Mace:
oh CAS
Mace:
also ew
Lor:
ooooof
Lor:
yep
Lor:
omg Bobby's shrug
YES
Mace:
nobody gives a shit about your destiny
Lor:
they really don't
Mace:
Jesus, he’s all alone now UGH
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
AND THE FIRST PERSON HE GETS BACK IS CAS
Mace:
Ope, boyfriend’s back
Mace:
it’s not a nice compliment god’s a dick
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
"endings are hard"
Lor:
FUCK YOU 327
Mace:
YEP
Mace:
they might be hard but they’re not THAT hard
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
I mean the good ending was RIGHT THERE
Lor:
complete with parallels and shit
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"you got what you asked for, Dean. no paradise, no hell. just more of the same"
Lor:
"peace or freedom"
Mace:
YOICKS
Lor:
this show hits harder than it needed to
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
if "very long" is a year, sure
Mace:
SNORK
Mace:
no, he’s not alright, dummy
Mace:
DO NOT SHUSH THE DEANDEAN
Lor:
oh hi, Lisa, I'm a depressed shell with suicidal ideation but I promised my brother I'd go cishetnorm it out, so can I live here with you and your minor child?
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
HE IS NOT OKAY, LISA, STOP IT
Mace:
UGH
Mace:
I’d forgotten how it ended!
Lor:
oooooooh it never occurred to me before that one might wonder if Luci is still in Sam in that shot
Welcome to “Death Doesn’t Watch the Show, but He *Is* Familiar with Pizza Porn: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e21: Two Minutes to Midnight.
The boys need two more rings, those from Pestilence and Death, and while they’re off confronting Sick Boy (and he is GROSS), Crowley tells Bobby that he’ll give him Death’s location in exchange for Bobby’s soul. They make the deal, seal it with a kiss—pics or it didn’t happen—and then Crowley and Dean are off to Chicago for that last ring. Dean has pizza with Death and learns that Lucifer has cast a spell on Death, who wants out. Meanwhile Sam, Bobby, and Cas are trying to prevent a deadly fake vaccine from being mass-distributed, and Sam reveals his plan to become Luci’s vessel so that he can force him back into the cage. Back in Chicago, making deals with the King of Hell is one thing, but getting in cahoots with old Thanatos is next level, and Dean agrees to a pretty steep price for that ring.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
this guy is really good
Lor:
RIGHT?
he creeps me out so bad
Mace:
YES
EW
Lor:
GROSS
lol Dean has his boy boxers in a twist
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"you want to ELABORATE?"
Mace:
omg Cas looks HOT
HAHAHA
Lor:
YAAAAS
"I'm told it upset the sailors" HAAAAHAHAHA
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
"I can't zap" gonna start saying that when I'm sick
Mace:
HAHAHAHA SAME
Jesus, SO HOT
Lor:
RIGHT?
"bobby will wire you the cash" "I will?"
Mace:
“…thank you” HAHAHA DEAN
YES
Mace:
Bobby, your son’s boyfriend needs help. Step up.
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
"I appreciate that" "you're welcome" HAAAAAHAHA
RIGHT?
"I'm looking for my nana" daaaaw
Mace:
that has no right to be sexy but it was
Lor:
RIGHT?
and I love that when he gestures to how tall she is it's like three feet
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"EVERYBODY looks sick" Sammy needs a snack
Mace:
Well, I’m available whenever he wants
Lor:
THAT took you waaaaay longer than I was expecting
Mace:
It took me awhile to stop cracking up at my own hilariousness
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Dude, maybe clean your face before your glasses
Lor:
RIGHT?
DON'T GET CLOSER TO HIM
Mace:
“…not to hurt the vessels” you mean the NUCLEAR WESSELS?
EW no don’t do that
Lor:
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I hear they're across the bay in Sausalito
Mace:
mmmm Sausalito cookies…
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
"must be getting close" haaaaahahahahaha Sammy omg
Mace:
why do the sick people look like they’re throwing up the cat food jello mold from Christmas Vacation?
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
I was thinking the Nickelodeon slime
omg Dean looks very nice feverish
Mace:
ooo yes!
HAHAHA
they’re all, like, extra extra fine in this ep
Lor:
YAS
omg the hand sanitizer
Mace:
YES
Lor:
hey! don't step on my boy's fingers! he needs those
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
"I took a bus"
Mace:
omg ADORABLE
Lor:
YES
Mace:
OMG CAS YAS
Lor:
"maybe just a speck" GOD THAT'S HOT
Mace:
YAAAASSSSSS
Lor:
aaaaww the boys are all sad
"I don't understand your definition of good news" CAS
Mace:
YES
they need CUDDLES
Lor:
THEY DO
CUDDLE PILE
CROWLEY
Mace:
let’s wrap them all three up in a giant blanket and get to it
Lor:
"hello, boys"
Mace:
YAAAASSSS
Lor:
YAAAAS
Mace:
YAAAAAAASSSSSS
Lor:
"pleasure, etc" I LOVE HIM
YESYESYES
"bobby? tell us WHAT?"
Mace:
tucks him into the cuddle pile
omg Sammy asking the hard questions
Lor:
"well then give it back!" "did you kiss him?" OMG THESE TWO
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"why'd you take a picture?" omg his delivery on that line. he's just done
Mace:
I love that Mark actually had that photo on his phone and I really hope he still does
YES
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
“gigantor over there” HAHAHAHA
Lor:
lol
Mace:
my god his VOICE
Lor:
YES
Mace:
WHEN HE YELLS
AM SO DED
Lor:
LOLOLOL it is GOOD
Mace:
(I would be constantly low-key pestering him trying to get him to lose his temper with me)
(it would be a very healthy relationship)
Lor:
(yes)
(VERY healthy. pestering is love)
god Jensen's face angles are on FIRE this ep
"aaaand scene"
Mace:
pestering is one thousand percent love
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
that’s it, there’s clearly a hotness lens on this whole ep
Lor:
"the sound of the abacus clacking" HAAAAHAHAHAHA
LOL
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I have solved it. the fear of the covid vaccine. people all saw this ep of SPN
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
OMG DEATH's ENTRANCE YAAAAAS
Mace:
OOO HERE IT IS
YAAASSS
that instant karma right there is satisfying
Lor:
YES
this whole little SCENE
Mace:
YES
Lor:
it should have gotten like 22 emmys automatically
Mace:
AGREED
“good luck killing death”
Lor:
Bobby, hon. I agree with your tough love attitude here but I feel like MAYBE going from angel to human is more than losing the use of your legs?
LOL
Mace:
RIGHT?! He’s giving Manbaby vibes here real bad
Lor:
"bobby, you just gonna sit there?" "no, I'm gonna Riverdance"
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
I love that Crowley gives him this even if I am annoyed that they have done the "ooo we magicked the disabled person better" thing
Mace:
YES
“completely worth your soul"
god, I love him
Lor:
LOL
YES
"of course I am happy to say that if that's what you want to hear, but it's not what I think" I LOVE HIM
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
heeeey, Cas, you're doing pretty good without your juice, that was NICE. and HOT
YES
Mace:
“have you met me?"
Lor:
YES
Mace:
“I can’t hear you” HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"how the hell am i supposed to get 3 million people out of Chicago in the next ten minutes" I love that he assumes that's his job and he's trying to figure out how to do it
LOLOLOLOLOL
PIZZAAAAAAAA
Mace:
YES
he’s so burdened, that sweet boy
Lor:
YEP
"actually these things can be useful" CAS
Mace:
YAAAS
and that loose tie omg
Lor:
YES
omg Dean trying to shut the door quietly
Mace:
YES
like he could creep up on Death, come on, son
Lor:
nobody here but us little muffins. deeeefinitely not muffins with scythes
RIGHT?
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
omg that lost puppy look on his FACE
Lor:
YES
I LOVE that he and Death are always sharing good junk food
Mace:
YES
and that pizza looks so good
Lor:
it DOES
Mace:
“you have an inflated sense of your importance"
god, that’s hot
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
that sort of attitude is chef’s kiss
Lor:
it REALLY is
"Eat." that is ALSO hot
Mace:
YES
this scene gets an entire chapter in the When Dean Isn’t Hungry Something Is Wrong book
YEP
Lor:
"god? you'll reap god?" and his face
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"this is way above my paygrade"
Mace:
oh HONEY
Lor:
"some unseemly little spell"
Mace:
YES
“I like the pizza"
Lor:
"I suppose it can stay. I like the pizza"
YES
Mace:
YES
“whatever it takes” Dean, that’s prolly not a good thing
Lor:
NOPE
"you're going to let your brother jump right into the fiery pit"
oooooof
Mace:
RIGHT?!
“you know you can’t cheat death” HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL he doesn't watch the show
Mace:
he does not
it’s beneath his sensibilities
Lor:
LOLOL
Mace:
but he HAS seen the pizza boy porno
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
"but then I remember the world's dying bloody, so. Drink?"
Mace:
yeeesh
Lor:
"take his sob story with a fat grain of salt, I mean he is Death" people can just write sentences that say whatever
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
“Sam’s got a darkness in him” Yes, yes he does. nnnngggg
Welcome to “Crowley Is Clean Shaven, Dean Is SO Smooth, and Sam Is the One You Should Be Afraid Of: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e20: The Devil You Know.
Sam and Dean are trying to track down Pestilence by following wild outbreaks of swine flu (remember swine flu?), when Crowley (YAY!) pops in offering to help. Shockingly, this sends the fraught fraternals into an argument. He is a demon, after all, and he did screw them over last time. Eventually they agree to go along, and oops! Crowley left out some details that leave Dean getting his ass whooped by a demon named Brady. But they get some info—aaaaaand learn that Brady is one of Sam’s college friends. Who has been possessed since long before Dean showed up with the news that Dad’s on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few days. Oh boy. Dean’s in a state about Sam having to deal with this, Sam’s intent on murdering the bastard, and Crowley likes to watch. In the end, Crowley pays a visit to Bobby, with yet another proposal.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
CROWLEY
Lor:
CROWLEY
Lor:
YAAAS
i think i said this LAST time but I always forget he starts clean shaven
Mace:
right?
Lor:
TOO SOON, LADS
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
poor monkeys
Mace:
it makes ZERO SENSE that their eyes click when changing to all black
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
lolol Dean making mask jokes
Mace:
YES
Mace:
“crazy people. which we’re not”
smooth, Dean. SMOOTH
Lor:
"that's the same time the statues started crying"
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
I love him. He deserves pie EVERY day
Mace:
I’m shocked, Lor.
Lor:
I know it's really against type for me
Mace:
snork
Mace:
THERE HE IS
Mace:
MY BOYFRIEND
Lor:
okay, one of these chuckleheads needs to oil Bobby's wheelchair wheels
Lor:
HAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Mace:
“I NEVER"
Lor:
I bet you wouldn't mind him just popping into the backseat either
NOPE
Mace:
he’s welcome any time
Lor:
"who you take on a ride is your own business"
Lor:
omg Sammy. that's not gonna work, hon grabs him and passes him to you
Lor:
"shut up, the both of you!"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
“THEY ATE MY TAILOR"
Lor:
"the most buggered son in all of creation"
Lor:
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I have that gif saved and I can NEVER find a good time to use it
Mace:
he’s upset, the poor dear
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
he really is
Lor:
you should go snuggle him
Mace:
I REALLY SHOULD
Lor:
maybe he needs a good supper!
Mace:
that’s… not what I had in mind
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
“our first date”
Lor:
i love how different we are in this regard
Mace:
I LOVE his constant innuendo with these two
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"and MY the things I've heard"
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"the horseman's stable boy" SNORK
Lor:
SNEEZY
Mace:
YES
Lor:
haahahahahaha
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
he and Dean need to have an idiolect challenge
Mace:
YES
Lor:
oh, dudes, is it UNPRECEDENTED TIMES?
Lor:
his kiddos are so dumb sometimes
Mace:
the boys are so exasperating
Mace:
HAHAHA YEP
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
“crap. CRAP. CRAP"
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
and the stumbling out of the car
Mace:
YES
Lor:
omg Dean's face when Crowley says "what"
Mace:
awkward honeymoon phase
Lor:
omg Crowley moving him around by his jacket
Mace:
YES
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
THE WAVE
Lor:
if Dean weren't head over tin cups with Cas, he'd be tempted by Crowley. we all know it
Mace:
YES
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"--what?"
Lor:
"you know... folks"
Lor:
pets him
Mace:
SO SMOOTH
Lor:
so SO smooth
Mace:
Crowley’s little grin
Lor:
"evening uncle"
Lor:
YES
Mace:
“you can’t fake that"
Lor:
"perfect?"
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
"it went like clockwork" "not for me, you son of a bitch" adorable. excellent couple
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
awww, protective big brother coming right up
Mace:
YEP
Mace:
Crowley playing the two of them each other
Mace:
HE’S SO GOOD
Lor:
YEP
Lor:
he really is
Lor:
"a colorful rejoinder about my corn chute" YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, CROWLEY
HAHAHAHA YES
poor Brady
Mace:
yeah
Mace:
poor Sammy too
Lor:
"you introduced me to Jess" OOOOOOF
Mace:
Crowley is LOVING this
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
Sam's whole college world just went splat, poor guy
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"nice and fluffed" omg
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I love it when the call him the Morningstar
Mace:
YES
Mace:
“good talk”
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
“where’s your moose”
Lor:
"did he buy the girl scout cookies?" and Crowley just answers him like that was a normal thing to say
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"the desperate swashbuckle I was trying to avoid"
Mace:
omg that sink is GROSS
Mace:
SAM. NO.
Lor:
OH JEEEEEZ Dean don't wash your face there, hon
Lor:
SAM WHAT?
Lor:
No salad for you, Sam
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
oooof that look on Sam's face. you might want to stop talking, Brady
Mace:
right?
Mace:
right?
Lor:
oh no his suit is wrecked
Mace:
“oops”
Lor:
and they ate his tailor, so what's he gonna do?
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
HELLO DARLING
Mace:
DED
Lor:
"lovers in league against Satan" haaaaahahahahahaha
Lor:
OMG YES
Lor:
"why was that a hell hound" WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YES
Lor:
"I told you" "oh well good for yooooou"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
hahahahah "table salt" and over here are some "eatin crackers" and this here is some "spreading butter"
Mace:
snork
Mace:
“mine’s bigger"
Lor:
I love how many times Crowley appears to be noping out and is actually executing a plan he can't be arsed to tell them about
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
omg lookit Sam just standing there staring at him
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"we're the ones you should be afraid of" YAAAAAAAAS
Mace:
YAAAASSS
Mace:
Ooof, Dean just looking on while Sammy kills the dude
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
"interesting theory" HOT
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Mace:
“I like this suit"
Lor:
"moderately successful literary agent out of new york"
