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@thatwatermelonjones just got off stage. Noah up now! All ages and free event right now for school supplies at @shotskissalem on state street. #Oregon #HipHop #WatermelonJones (at Shotskis Woodfired Eats)

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[watermelonjones]

I knew better.

I’m feeling look I might have to push my album release back. It’s not coming together like I would like. It’s no ones fault but I annouced it before it was done and I knew better. On the plus side taking my time and pushing it back a month is gonna give me the time to make this amazing. This is gonna be an amazing album.

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Hip-hop101: The Disc Track Verse 3

On some real shit –You don’t know the deal bitch – welcome to Hip-hop 101 – Your instructor for today, his name is Watermelon Jones – he’s in the Zone – and we’re about to have fun – you’re so gay you stay shitting rainbows – if you know how the saying goes – why you still playing bro – sucka this is Hip-hop – so stop with the shit talk – unless you’re trying to get your lil ass blown – he don’t smoke Meth so there’s no reason to go there unless you wanna get your ass blocked – from his facebook page – if you get him in a rage - but that’s where the gangsta shit stops – I blocked him first – so he wouldn’t get hurt – the first time this song got posted – This is a dis-track, a fight between brothers, but this time I’m not holding back!

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Hip-hop 101: The Dis-Track Verse Two

Batman never blamed Robin for shit – that’s how I know you’re a bitch – call security, you can’t stop me from coming cause Pay It Forward ain’t running shit – you book shows – and nobody goes – cause you book headliners that nobody know – and of the five whole cats who didn’t get in for free – three of them came to see me – I admit that I loved ya brother man – and took a hit that had me puking in the gutta man – we had plans that all got ditched – cause you pick your business partner with your dick – and your promo team was mostly under age chicks – and you’re trying so hard to prove to them that you’re legit – cause even in Salem son you have no cred and they’re too young to know you’re full of shit! �x�f�

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Hip-hop101: The Dis-Track

We don’t have to rumble yawl, we can get the party popping – we can keep the beat knocking – we can get the crowd rocking – we could give two fucks if the hating ain’t stopping – either way dawg we won’t be forgotten – so what’s gon happen next – we gon prove we best – we gonna do it like this time might be our last – so what’s gon happen later – when we meet up with these hataz – we gonna put these mutha fuckas on blast – we won’t tolerate any types of disloyalty Fam means the love never stops – so just cause she no longer wants to suck your dick don’t mean that’s our business must stop – I’m straight bouncin’ all over the track – and too late to take that shit back – so pull down your skirt, cause your bitchness is showing got a PhD in talking smack! 

[watermelonjones]

I got bars.

I’m the type of cat that’ll rock a fucking spaceship – and pop off at them hataz talking fake shit – The Ginoam Project is anything but basic – so face it – you silly rats can’t escape this – I showed up brought my pen and my pad – cause I’m here to collab – and make the Hataz get mad – they wonder why cause them two is brand new – and they want a verse Jones but I never come through – its true – the answer’s so simple – Garric and Ms. Fe pop off like pimple – I’m Jones I go in like a dimple – with no fee – the similes – are static free – with no wrinkles – good god yawl your ear drums are bleeding – but the song is so hot that nobody’s leaving – I’m the type of cat that’ll lie about my spaceship – just so you North West Tweakers won’t take shit