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[miserapple]

Character wardrobe meme: #16. Winter clothes

Stiles asks, "How do you purge a house that's infested with plague?"

Cora says, voice hard, "You burn it."

The relief makes Stiles a little weak in the knees. He thinks he's gonna say something, but instead, he just points decisively at her, looks at Lydia, mouth firm. "You what," Lydia says.

Cora shrugs, looks at Stiles. "You burn it," she says again, like somebody answering a question in class.

Stiles nods. He repeats to Lydia, "Burn it."

That’s outdated medicine! This is a scene from a fanfic I haven’t finished yet. I also stuck some close-ups in there without the weather.

Send asks here or to my main for the art meme. Here is my tip jar, and here is how you can commission me.

[tipsykipsy]

waaAIT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY?!?!? HAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAY!! I hope you had a great day!

It was a really great birthday <3 A friend brought a cake to work for me that said “Congration You Done It”, which is perfect, and then I just cut it completely randomly with diagonals and curved cuts and completely irregular sizes and shapes, which was double perfect. People were baffled, and I was very proud.

I won a dominos game and goofed around with coworkers and had Halloween candy thrown at me. I got to tell a few stories, too, which is always fun. 

Julian bought me a Switch(??!??! did not expect) and irrefutably proved that my “this is cute” wires are DEFINITELY crossed because while I staunchly dislike children and babies, I nearly cried because the controller was “too small” and “not ready for the big scary world”. He also bought me a cake and put four candles in it, and when I joked that it was one for each decade(I’m 30 now), he said it was “to commemorate the amount of candles I dropped on the floor”, which had me laughing way harder than I expected to.

And as I was going to bed I saw an email from my Dad wishing me a happy birthday, which I didn’t expect. Not only has he never done that before, but I just visited my parents on the weekend to do birthday stuff, usually that’s the whole deal. 

It was really great, and I really feel happy and loved. I’m gonna coast on this for as long as I possibly can. <3

[lavenderek]

oh!

so eventually somebody talks some sense into stiles and they go in after derek; and something predictable happens where derek is severely concussed or something. and he wakes slowly, with a bitch of a headache. he’s in a hotel bed. somebody took his shoes and jacket off. only one bedside lamp is on, and the rest of the room is dark. next to derek on the bed, stiles is curled up on his side on top of the bedspread. one hand is resting palm-up on the bed, sleep-slack fingers laying against derek’s biceps.

derek remembers what happened, but it’s as if he dropped it and it rolled under the couch. it’s too far away and he doesn’t care to get it. he’s also perplexed that stiles would so readily accept derek leaving him like that: derek does know what stiles lied to him about, and he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t pissed, but derek has also grown to know and appreciate stiles in all of his failures to be a forthright person. after all, derek’s not forthright either. and where it really counts, when derek’s being held captive in his own mind, there stiles is.

derek reaches up and loosely threads his fingertips through stiles’. stiles opens his eyes, and they look at each other for a long while.

[tipsykipsy]

don't get me started: .....origami

Origami is straight up BS, and I’ve got three solid bullet points here for you:

1. Paper cuts. Let’s be real, paper cuts are one of the worst things in existence, and now you’re opening yourself up for a literal world of hurt. Getting fussy with the edges of paper? Don’t mind if I do! This is even worse when you buy origami paper, because that shit is even thinner than your normal printer paper, which means it can wiggle right in between your cells and just SLICE AWAY. This is a craft for CHILDREN. Don’t we CARE about our CHILDREN?

2. BUYING origami paper??? It’s PAPER. It’s coloured, thin paper. Sure it creases real nice, but as mentioned above, it CAN and WILL cut Timmy’s arm straight off his body. And it’s thin enough that if you even so much as sweat near it, the structural stability will abandon ship and now you’re handling a wad of mush and trying to fold it and you’re crying which is only making the mush mushierAnd it’s expensive, seriously, just use printer paper

3. SQUARES? SQUARES. I cannot count how much of my childhood was WASTED by making paper into squares just so that I could do this nonsense. Come on. Then you’ve got shit like the peacock pattern that uses a rectangle, and you’re sitting there in utter bewilderment because you just spent an hour and a half going through every sheet of paper in the house to make them square and now they want a rectangle, but not just any rectangle, one that is precisely the right dimensions to be impossible to cut without ten rulers and a laser cutter. And then some patterns have the ABSOLUTE GALL to use more than one sheet of paper? Greedy. Greedy origami artists getting their grubby fingers into your wallet, knowing you’ll be a chump and shell out the bucks to get the origami paper so that you don’t have to spend your life making squares that you may or may not even need for the dang pattern, just so they don’t have to use their brains to make the pattern work with one sheet like all the REAL origami greats do.

What bullshit, seriously

And some of them want you to use scissors? TOO LATE, we already removed EVERY SINGLE ONE of Timmy’s fingers via papercuts, he can’t even use scissors anymore. He just wanted to make a seal, and you rub it in his face. You monster.

[lavenderek]

Ask meme: 17 and 22

this thing

17. favourite snack food 

i go thru phases. i think rn im into that bottled starbucked frappucino thing

22.current favourite piece of clothing 

i have a skirt i like to wear to work a lot. it’s black, knee length, really tight.

[robotlauren]

watermelonsea: “Don't you want to write an obituary?" You know what? We do.

Honestly, goals.

[lavenderek]

watermelonsea replied to your post: [[MOR] in one of my classes a couple months ago...

Destructively shallow and meaninglessly performative is Hirst’s whole MO. The boring fuckhead. His newest “work” is a fake documentary/exhibition of ludicrous inanity that cost over 50 MILLION. I hate his whole existence and everything he touches so very very much.

GOD. i just hate this concept in the art world that if something is talked about or makes people mad, it's worth keeping around. it just proves that these nimrods didn't fucking understand artists like duchamp. they go: "oh, he pushed the boundaries," without getting what boundaries he pushed, why he pushed them, or what pushing those boundaries accomplished. they just see people getting mad and went "haha nice"

[tipsykipsy]

watermelonsea replied to your post: HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT OH MAN. So I work in a huge...

AH NO WAIT HIDE THIS WHAT IF THEY SEE IT. but also YES EXACTLY LIKE THIS IS IMPORTANT IN THE UNIVERSE BUT I DONT KNOW HOW

Fine but only because it’s your username in the ask >_>

if it was me I’d want them to know

he’s bad and he should feel bad

But still we gotta figure out how to use this, it’s TOO GOOD NOT TO USE