Who said I love you first?
That depends on who messed up, more than anything. When it does get said it would probably be during a fight: “Why do you care so much?!” “Because I love you!”. That would stun them both for at least five to ten seconds.
Who laughs when the other trips?
Both. Rion’s laugh is certainly louder and more obvious, made all the louder by the very displeased look on Audelia’s face. Audelia hides her giggle behind her hand. It doesn’t fool anyone.
Audelia. Rion keeps saying that he’s going to do them this time but he keeps forgetting about them for other supposedly more important things, leaving Audelia to clean up his mess. Again.
Which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?
Rion. Any holiday is an excuse to have a celebration and celebration means party and party means drinking. Rion is very enthusiastic in making sure that they get invites to as many celebrations as they can.
Audelia. Rion spent too many years playing Quidditch to actually have any issues with clumsiness and balance. Audelia certainly has good poise and form, but not quite as good as his.
Who checks their daily horoscope?
Neither, seriously. Rion, if he has time, will check it just so he can deliberately do the opposite of what it says. When Audelia asks him what they say he just replies with saying that Mercury’s in retrograde. Every time.
Who sings louder in the car?
Rion. But only if it’s Celestina Warbeck. Otherwise the closest you’ll get to hearing them singing is humming along to songs they like.
Who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?
Neither. Both of them appreciate order and regularity too much to leave the cap off.
Who is more up to date in pop culture?
Rion. He still can’t give up his obsession of knowing everything that there is possible to know about the important people that it seems he has a near encyclopedic knowledge of what’s going on lately between the rich and famous.
Who insists on going to see the newest movies?
Rion. Normally as some kind of making up for his latest mistake. However, if there is a film that she really wants to see then Audelia will make sure that they go to see it. No matter how much Rion is certain that he will not like it.
Who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?
Neither. Crying is a very unusual sight from either of them that neither of them would at these. Rion might be slightly more moved by them, however.
Who’s the lighter sleeper?
Rion. Which is probably bad given how little he actually sleeps for, but Rion does sleep very lightly, some of the quietest noises being able to wake him up. It can be a real problem for him.
Both. Ghosts are a thing. They just are.
Who does the grocery shopping?
Both. Living by himself, food shopping may be low on his list of priorities, but with Audelia he understands that it’s necessary to keep the fridge well-stocked, if for no other reason than to not have a hangry Audelia coming at him.
Who updates their facebook status more often?
Rion. It’s often just a performative thing to make sure that people know he was there and actually has influence. Audelia tends to save updates for more special occasions.
