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1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?
Couch. Definitely couch.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?
Good, namely because it was good sex. XD
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Lin Bei Fong
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
Extensive teasing, long kisses.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
Gas station bathroom
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
Ahahahaahaha. My first time with Chu. Because he was so anxious he kept going soft. And yeah, I just told the internet that, sorry love.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Being choked.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
With rope? Duh?
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
There is no fast way.
10: Top or bottom?
Bottom.
11: We were about to have sex but then ________
I am a cunt and ended it beforehand.
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
One is enough, more than that is very much appreciated.
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
I've got my own stash of alcohol, birth control, pregnancy tests, and rope.
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Sprinkle.
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Dislike: it's difficult to know how precisely to please your partner.Like: it's very stimulating in a way that normal sex is not.
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Some guy thought that fingering my belly button was sexy one time.
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Yes? I think it was pretty normal...?
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Mmhm. Condoms suck, so as long as other measures are taken, then I'm all for skipping them.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
My logic professor, freshman year at HSU. That man was fine. He reminds me of Channing Tatum.
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
Ick. Food and sex do not mix.
21: How big is too big:
I can't say size measurements, but if it doesn't all fit, it isn't all needed.
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
Ass to mouth. Please no.
23: Biggest turn on:
Being told what to do, with threat of punishment if it is not done.
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
Spots...? Tits, and clit. Tits counting as two.
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
At work.
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
God yes.
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
I can't recall a bad one...
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
As soon as it makes it harder for me to get you to cum.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
"UNF" Insert other weird moaning noises here.
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
Landing strip, only because it's easier than full out shaven.Also, who the fuck calls that jumanji?
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
Yes.
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.
Turn up their music to cover the noise.
33: What your favorite part of your body?
Shoulders, by far. It also helps that my tattoo is there.
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
Any foreplay is good. COUGH COUGH CHU GET THE HINT COUGH
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex?
Love is by far greater than, although, best accompanied by sex.
36: What do you wear to bed?
Sweats.
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
I don't remember?
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Ahahahaha. Yes. Of course.
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Yes. And actually outside, not counting cars or anything like that, it was actually a little over a year ago.
40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
Yes, I have. Yes, I would.
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
This survey is starting to sound like my ex boyfriend's whining.I've considered it. I'm still unsure.
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
I don't use random objects. I use very purposeful objects for that.
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
No.
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
The bathrooms are too small. D :
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
Anything sung by the Cat Empire.
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
Weed.
47: Most attractive celebrity?
I don't pay attention to what normal celebrities look like really. I guess, I'd be really down to bang Ten. But so is every whovian.Also, the actor that plays Killian in OUAT. Jesus, that man is beautiful.
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
No. I think lesbian porn is boring, and gay porn is just not my thing. Too many dicks.
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
Uh. Unborn? A couple hours of growth maybe?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
Yes.
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Rommel. XD
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
No.
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Eh. I like giving head to penis that has been recently bathed.It's nice to please.Although, It does take forever sometimes.
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
I have a tattoo, so what the fuck ever. They are great.As long as it wasn't some bullshit, then that would be fine.
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Never done that, not sure how I feel about it. I like my partner to know what he/she is doing.
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
All food. Especially jalapenos
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
My significant other has a tumblr, so not really.
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)
I do. I have two.Had them for about six months now? They're lovely little things.
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
He already has unrestricted access...
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Kind of, yeah.
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Pornstar.
62: Do you watch porn?
Yeah. If you don't, you're lying.
63: How small is too small?
Less than my boyfriend's penis.
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Yeah. XD. My boss called me a closet freak just the other day.
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Chu, and yes.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
For sure. I would be able to tumblr my heart away.
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
Yep. So long as not on period.
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
Ugh. It doesn't need to be shaved, just trimmed. Or else so much hair gets in your face/mouth. It's unappealing.
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
XD. Sure, why not.
70: Booty or Boobs?
Boobs.
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Mr. Penis.
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
Yes.
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
Yes. I believe I've told tumblr this story. That's how I came to be with my current boyfriend, by cheating on my ex boyfriend mostly because I don't know, but thank god I did. Chu is one bialksdfjakdfjamillion times better than Rommel.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Chu Bunny. XD. I don't know.
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
Not in my parents bed. That's taboo. I've had sex in Rommel's parent's bed. And their closet. And their bathroom...
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
... I can see why. There are lots of useful bars attached to my bed at home.
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?
They honestly look gross.
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
I would probably just play with it all day. For sure. And sex. Sex would be interesting. Also, just wave it around at people. I can't think of anything else. Fail at peeing? I don't know.