So, I Started a Blog.
I’m going to tell my tragic, boring, and painfully honest life story here, so if you have time to waste read away. You might even learn something.
First, if I’m going to tell all my secrets I’m going to fudge a few details, names will always be changed. Starting with me, I’m not actually Albany, but I am now.
Hi, I’m Albany, I was born in 2001. I’m a junior in high school, I’m mean, I make really bad choices, I cuss too much, I’m lazy, and I have a bit of a drug problem. I have a boyfriend named Noah, he’s a little older than me, two years to be exact. We’ve been together for more than a year now. I have a brother, Chris, who was my enemy until we both grew up a little, he is basically my best friend now.
Boring life story:
My family has money, not like money, but we’re well off. My mom is the breadwinner for the family while my dad stays home, on a pretty decent sized farm, and does manual labor. From pre-k to the fifth grade I went to a private school where I had a class of ten kids that were all my best friends. When I transferred to public school it was horrible. The one girl who came with me, Ella, aka the original Albany 2.0, was such a bitch to me. I’m going to drop that there. My first year of public school I fell in “love” and was bullied about my weight.
The summer before jr.high was a summer of firsts, no, not my virginity, I got my heart broken for the first time, I drank, I smoked cigarettes and weed, I told my parents real lies, and I developed an eating disorder. I have never been skinny, but that was the closest I had ever been. I dropped almost forty pounds over the course of two and a half months.
Jr.high starts and I get some friends, some new bad habits, and my first big regrets. There was this boy, Marcus, I had a huge crush on him (which lasted years). I followed him around like a puppy. He started dating Ella and they stayed together forever or for most of our seventh-grade year at least. I had my first kiss, with my boyfriend of two days, at a really embarrassing Halloween party Ella threw. Seventh grade was also the year I started a two-year long whirlwind friendship with Kenzie. Believe me, she’ll get her own post.
Eighth grade, hard drugs, going to school high, and my first long term romance, Plus, the loss of my virginity. Kenzie and I were drug buddies, she was the best (worst?) best friend I’ve ever had. She really got me, she was my competition in school, she was the second Albany 2.0 and I hated her for it. We fought a lot, but we loved each other. This boyfriend I mentioned earlier, Gary, I low-key hate him now. I never told him, but he took my virginity. He treated me like property but I used him so I guess we were both toxic. He’ll get his own rant, it’ll be a fun one.
I feel like Caitlyn Jenner writing a tell all just bashing everyone who has ever wronged me.
High school, pure fucking shit. Ninth grade I met Noah, the mystery cutie in my third period. We flirted so much. Come to find out he has a job with Gary, and, he’s “talking” to Ella. I dump Gary, not because of my crazy big crush on Noah; however, that was a factor. Gary freaks the fuck out and tries to ruin my life, which didn’t work very well because he’s a horrible liar, anyways I start “talking” to Noah and that causes him a lot of drama. Sophomore year is pretty calm, the Gary stuff mostly blows over, I start to focus on school more than my social life.
This summer, btw when I said I was a Jr. I meant that it’s summer after sophomore year right now. Every weekend I’ve been running around with Chris and Jacob, one of Chris’ friends. So for whatever stupid fucking reason I start crushing on Jacob. Then I get drunk with him and next thing I know I have a secret to hide. shhh. After we were talking numbers, he brings me to a whopping three, I bring him to an insane eleven. I don’t feel super guilty, I know I fucked up and I don’t blame Jacob at all because I made my own choice. I had fun, I really enjoyed just having sex. It meant nothing to me, no emotions, no expectations, just bodies. It was euphoric.
So, now that you know I’m horrible, stay tuned for tell-alls over Ella, Noah, Gary, Kenzie, and more!