seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Mexico
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
@wcmanscornd liked for a starter
“I’m really sorry about this.”
Alan tried to keep his work-record as clean as possible, with as little issue as he could. So there was a vague bit of shame for having to come here. Realistically it had not been his fault that his Death Scythe had ended up in such a condition-- but the fault would be his anyways. So now he had to deal with reporting it.
“Oh, you want to help?”
“Of course, sorting through that pile of paperwork of yours would be a lot easier if there were two of us.” He eyed the stack of paper on her desk. Since the two were just barely acquaintances, he figured that it would be a way for him to get to know her. “I don’t like being busy with overtime...”
"You have many redeeming qualities, so getting laid should be easy for you. All you need to change is those silly shoes of yours - swap them out for dress shoes, perhaps."
“Thank you... but I’ll be keeping the shoes.”
wcmanscornd replied to your post: "Show off your charming smile! You have good looks...
“Your flustered expression is charming, too. You’ll get laid easily!”
This woman really wants to murder him, huh.
"Show off your charming smile! You have good looks and a good personality, so I don't think anyone could resist you if you smiled at them and asked for sex. The diligence you invest in your job can also be applied to your skills in bed."
Offer my muse sex advice || ACCEPTING!
Is he flustered? Absolutely.
“I’ll keep that in mind...”
1, 4, 18, 19, 28, & 29 for the NSFW meme!
Even More NSFW Headcanons || ACCEPTING!
1. Where are your Muse’s most sensitive erogenous zones?
His Neck, Chest, and Inner Thighs.
4. What does your Muse feel is their most attractive feature?
If you asked him when he was alive he’d say his eyes, but now he’s not exactly sure. Probably his smile, as rare as it is.
18. What are your Muse’s top 3 kinks?
Uhhhhhh good question. He’s very basic. Probably Bondage, Dirty Talk/Humiliation, and Orgasm Denial/Delay.
19. When was your Muse’s ‘sexual awakening’ and what happened?
Honestly it’s probably nothing exciting? He just got around his teenage years and begun hanging with people that talked about those sorts of things and encouraged horrible behavior a lot, so it’s likely there.
28. What are some common words or phrases your Muse says during sex?
Nothing really because he tends to be as quiet as possible because he’s embarrassed because hes LAME. Though if he’s topping or ‘in control’ he tends to ask lots of questions of his partner bc he sure loves embarrassing them.
29. What is one sexual fantasy your Muse has that has yet to be properly fulfilled?
I have nothing for this I am weak. Probably actually just having something romantic sexually instead of just fucking for the sake of fucking.
@wcmanscornd
The trade hasn’t really been worth it. The demon had gotten the soul they wanted, but it had tasted rather dull. Where had all the tasty humans gone? Maybe it was time to stop their random gluttony and actually try to cultivate a soul by entering a contract..?
No way. Way too much work. Only pushovers willingly entered a contract with a lowly human, begging and working for food like some mortal worker. They were far above such disgrace, and they had just gotten unlucky till now. Surely the next meal was going to be much tastier. First, however, the demon needed to deal with the reaper.
“Tell me, little reaper. Why do you hate men so much?” Men, women, they were all the same no? Food. Humans made such a big distinction between what they called gender, but it was meaningless for a demon like them. “I will move on after this boring dinner I had, so indulge me with a nice story, won’t you?”
📜
Send 📜 for my muse to bestow some of their wisdom on yours || ACCEPTING!
“If you’re trying to learn self control you should start with something smaller than your actual goal. Eat less sweets than normal a week, or refuse to take that extra rest you normally do. Eventually it will be easier to condition yourself into stopping harder habits to break.”
