#wcyfarter

[fatuispolaris]

Farts in ur dms

childe goes bald from the fumes

[fatuispolaris]

wcyfarer asked: "Why are you so intent on destroying your reputation as soon as it improves?" Says the pot.

❝ and how exactly am i ruining my reputation? i am the same as always. what you see is what you get. ❞

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wcyfarer asked: Whispered amongst frequent customers, there was an unwritten rule. In that club, the staff were to be left untouched unless they chose to drag a customer they'd taken a liking to into a private room. Behind closed doors, it was a simple release of frustration. And the redhead with dull eyes turned heads. "Congratulations, sir! It seems like you're quite famous tonight. Do you want a private audience with any of the staff?" Aether slid a simple menu over to him, a list of names and faces. They may as well be a brothel. From the moment he waltzed in, half of the dancers, the bartenders and the servers wanted to drag him into a VIP room.

the seedy place he was invited to was meant to purely be for business. pantalone had assured him he'd find someone to his liking in his club, though ajax had doubted such a promise. this was a bit... below his standards, if he were completely honest. though he could spot plenty of other businessmen and others that held status littering the booths and halls, eager to get some action from any one of the employees.

it seemed ajax was one of the lucky ones, approached by a leggy blonde with a sultry smile and clothes that left little to the imagination. perhaps he'd half to take back that comment about the staff being below his standards—at the very least, this blond boy was exactly his type. he didn't even bother looking at the list offered to him, his gaze focused entirely on the man before him. he didn't hide the way it raked over his frame, hungry and curious.

❝ that list won't be necessary. i've already found who i'd like to have a more... private conversation with, ❞ he said, giving the blond a bit of a pointed smile. if he hadn't picked up on it before, then it had to be obvious then. it was hard for him to deny such a beauty. he wondered how such a gem could end up in a place like pantalone's club. granted, pantalone had money and pull, but still, someone with this blonde's looks should've had a better station in life bagged easily. 

❝ you are available, aren't you? ❞

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Does your booty hole taste like banana pudding?

❝ does a bear shit in the woods? ❞ 

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"I've sucked your dick, you can't hide anything from me now!"

❝ oh haha yep, totally! no hiding anything here. ❞ childe starts frantically saving various sneaky links numbers as shit like 'autozone' and 'dry cleaner'.