i showed my mom my dan and phil crafts satan shirt the other day
she said “no! you can’t wear that outside!! the christians will get you!!”
(i don’t wear it outside it’s a sleep shirt)
then, this morning, i was wearing it:
“mom!! look!!”
“i don’t want you wearing that outside.”
“i’m not wearing it outside, it’s fine. do you like it??”
“no i don’t.”
“oh come onnnnn”
*five minutes later*
“do you like it??”
“ok maybe i like it a little bit”
“HELL YEAH YOU DO!!”













