#we stan stan

[cr1spyyy]

Grunkle Stan from the show is your classic ‘rough exterior’ guy. Toxic masculinity yada yada yada. But Stan from lost legends is such a huge freaking softie. It’s like... WOW 

[alvinsevile]

when you're a kid, you think you'll always be protected and cared for. Then, one day, you realize that's not true. if you open your eyes, you will see what we're going through. 'cuz when you're alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. you don't even know they're getting closer until it's too late.

[myuulikesbutts]

A South Park Oc, in this day and age? Cringe.

Inspired by @hellpark and @chickenstab Sorry in advance.

[americasarse]

richie toziers main three breakups

richie tozier’s first breakup was at the simple age of fourteen.

he and melanie rudolph has kissed behind the bleachers, and began dating shortly after that. the pair hooked up basically anywhere they could, annoying friends and classmates alike.

richie was sure she was the one. they kissed, they held hands, he was sure they were close to sex. he didn’t feel like he loved her, but he liked her and he figured that was good too.

and that’s why when melanie pushed him away after a make out session and announced her dislike for him as a person, he was ultimately crushed.

if that’s what relationships were like than why bother having one at all? sex wasn’t worth it if he had to deal with a girl’s feelings.

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richie tozier’s second breakup was with fiona fareweather when they were both sixteen.

now richie has been throughouly complexed with fiona when he had first met her. she was polite and intelligent and nice so he said something nasty to her to tease her.

next thing richie knew, fiona was sitting with him in the back of her boyfriend’s truck, passing a joint.

richie knew cheating was a dick move, he really did, but when he and fiona were making out in secret moments throughout the school, he somehow didn’t care.

richie lost his virginity to fiona a week after she lost hers to her boyfriend. he knew his friends thought it was wrong - he even thought it was wrong.

he didn’t think he loved her but he was pretty sure he liked her. they broke up after having sex a second time in richie’s basement and they were sad but smoked some weed and then were mostly okay.

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richie’s third and worst breakup was to eddie kaspbrak when he was eighteen.

he wasn’t sure he could even call it a breakup considering they weren’t even dating in the first place.

richie may have been dumb, but he wasn’t stupid. he knew eddie had been in love with him since he was at least sixteen. and maybe he loved him back. he didn’t know.

richie and eddie has started hooking up a couple weeks after his break up with fiona. eddie wanted experience and richie had wanted to kiss him since they were eleven, so he obliged.

the pair hooked up regularly for almost two years.

everybody knew, but they never talked about it. richie wasn’t sure if he was in love, but he didn’t want to risk anything.

eddie wanted to go to university together. to start a life. richie just couldn’t. he didn’t want to risk the friendship, so instead he ended it.

him and eddie had a blowout and didn’t talk for two months. after the fight, everything was different, and richie didn’t like it.

after richie tozier and eddie kaspbrak broke up, richie was sad for two years. sometime after the first year, he wasn’t sure why he was sad. he didn’t know what he was missing. he just knew he wanted it back.

[almostangie]

The entire @markiplier community rn.

[itsrabbidseason]

iT’S DeMoNs JiM 

[tryingtogetshitdone]

day 49/50

Today was exam review day, so I spent the day with a couple of people from school attempting to marathon the four Avengers movies (we only got through two lmao)

Came home then began packing for my trip as well as cleaning up my desk and room which can YOU BELIEVE IT I PACKED MY ENTIRE SCHOOL YEAR INTO THAT ONE BAG UP THERE I'm sorta proud but also sorta upset that this is what all this year's work has been reduced to now... But hey, tomorrow's exam return day and I am reADY FOR THIS

Also I found this on my dash and guess what people the left boob grab has now become an official thing for everyone: