#hilarious shit

[reblog-spam-assassin]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!🎉🎉

[i-post-hilarious-tweets]

[mississouppi]

does a cool awesome pose at you. would lemmy and iggy ever do drag together or would lemmy try dressing iggy up (with iggys permission). i'm hungry i love queer solidarity

does a cool awesome pose at you

yes!! yall i love drag so very much thank you so much for asking me about this i LOVE talking about lemdog the drag queen.

this post is where i talk about mx her the most and i yap about lemdog putting all his siblings in draggggg. i think you will like it anon.

mx her is lemmys drag name and iggys is. mold spore. welcome to the stage MOLD SPORE 🔥🔥🔥 MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MOLD SPORE 🔥🔥🔥

mold spore generally doesnt hit the stage, xe has left the house. twice. and one of those times was to go to the ER after tripping over xyr heels and falling down the stairs like a fucking idiot. iggy is very secure in himself. he doesnt care what he looks like. gender? i hardly know 'er! doesnt gaf whenever lemmy asks hey can i put you in drag pretty please. iggy doesnt know shit about drag but he does know ball about being a creature and lemmys always happy to brush up on the sfx skills he learned in clown college. iggys favourite drag queen is acid betty. because shes the only queen he knows. the only queen you should know. acid betty please marry me. anyway. he loves an exaggerated alien paint, like her as10 promo is his SHIT that is mold spore draggg. foam carved alien ears, unnatural skin tones like greens and purples, big exaggerated features, a weird headpiece, MASSIVE FUCKING STOMPERS. mold spore is otherwordly and not just because iggys significantly hotter when hes not. iggy. iggys fuckin chopped. mold spore is a gorgeous alien cuntress. just dont ask xem to actually lip sync. xyr on the fuckin floor. in a bad way. the death drop is very literal. snap.

whilst he does not tend to go out in his homebound drag persona of mold spore, iggy does enjoy hitting the drag bar with mx her. he likes when the drag queens make him feel small like wow okay woah holy shit. 7ft tall man feels dainty and petite. the one time he questions being aroace is when a drag queen is taller than him. bro swooning. but hes mostly there to hit blinkers and support twin flipping and dipping and splitting and doing whatever the fuck else people who know how to dance actually do.

iggy thinks its funny to be put in drag, he is a great enjoyer of lemmys vast collection of bizarre wigs and even more bizarre outfits that only fit him because he weighs approximately 0.3lbs. bro puts on a corset and disappears.

mold spore.

if mold spore ever actually hit the stage xe would have the most abysmal and yet iconic choreo to the most fuckass songs. bro does the rasputin to literally everything. mamacita your song is keeper of the celestial flame of abernethy what are you doing. could you not. hate this fucking guy.

mold spore and mx her<3 a creature and a clown <3 theyd draggify the killer klowns from outer space. shorty deserves a six inch stiletto and a better wig.

guys laugh at my drag names please i think theyre funny. mx her. like mixer. geddit. geddit. geddit. because lemonades a mixer. hahahahahha. arent i funny. no.

also i doodled a few things of them in drag. and they suck. because i dont know how to draw. so i. dont really wanna show you because thats embarrassing. maybe another time.

so i put their sims in drag as well. to compensate.

cuntmaxxing. iggy looks way better in drag. just get him some padding next time. its hard to put sims in drag yknow.

THANK YOU for your question i love questions and i absolutely love questions about DRAG i love drag. drag is love drag is life and only losers and chuds dont enjoy the art. i had so much fun with this!

[robots-n-sweet-tea]

Transformers Confessions #1

I keep forgetting what "Simpatico" is referencing, and I continuously call it despacito. To this day, I have no clue what it actually means other than it's a ship name.

[zedazone]

Normie humour just isn't enough. "The barcode won't scan, guess that means it's free!" "Working hard or hardly working?" Shut up, Brent. You wanna make me laugh, you need to write a song about the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, then 20 years later write a sequel in the form of a heartfelt ballad about the closure of the Pizza Hut as if it were the death not just of a lifelong partner but of a part of yourself, of years of your life and intrinsic elements of who you have become through the life-altering act of loving someone, how losing both your soulmate and the parts of you that were defined by the way they fit against the shape they used to occupy have left behind a yawning hollow emptiness that you feel as keenly as hunger. For Pizza.

[history-nerd-science-major]

Dude...that blog calling you a "pajeet" was literally started to hate on you. Congratulations you live rent free in their mind!!!😛🤙🏼

I can't begin to explain how special this day is for me tbh

I have FANS and a brand new FAN ACCOUNT😆😆✨️✨️ I checked my phone in between classes and actually laughed out loud at what I saw; this is another level of hilarious!

Thank you for the congratulations, it means a lot😘😘💙

PS: I actually can't imagine thinking about somebody so much that I go through the tedious process of making a whole new account and finding them and reblogging their posts specifically. I guess some people just Do Not Have a Life lmfao

PS (2): they could've called me anything and proceeded to settle on the stupidest insult I have ever heard in my entire life. My fans are.......not the brightest, please excuse them.

[elizacobbs]

Mood

[rudnitskaia]

Feel myself kind of controversial. There is a word... well, it is sometimes translated into English as 'a bagel' or 'a donut', but I feel that it is not quite right. It is also a bread ring, but it is very different from donuts and bagels.

I usually refer to my friends using this word, because in Russian it simply sounds cute. It is very close to calling someone 'a bun' and it can also be used instead of 'pal' or 'dude'. Sometimes my husband refers to me like that instead of using something like 'honey'. However, every time I want to do the same in English I always stop myself from doing so. Partially because of laughter.

The word is 'bublik'. But there's an opinion that more accurate way to write and pronounce it is through doubled 'o', as in the verb 'woo', and with '-ck' on the end.

Booblick.

Do you see why I feel so controversial now or should I go into further explanations about round-shaped objects that you are supposed to put into your mouth?