#we're children

[sunsetpan0rama]

why are people having suicidal thoughts at my age oh my god i am so concerned is this what our world has come to

[masculinepeacock]

how dare my one of my high school friends announce their marriage and pregnancy during the mice and murder finale, what the fuck am i supposed to focus on now

[mandelene]

Me: Happy birthday, old man.

SI boy: Thanks, dick.

[hedleykowcosplay]

WaHEY 👀👀

[marcusbrutus]

a legit conversation i had w my dad earlier

me: you’re so nihilistic

him: no im not

me: yes you are!! you believe all humans are born evil!

him: well, they are!

me: no they’re not

him: yes they are

me: no they’re not

him: yes they are!

[stargazerdaisy]

@evieoh and I should not be allowed in public unsupervised. We amuse/ freak out too many people with our brain twin connection and complete lack of self control.

[theeighthsunrise]

Chemistry Owls

As my chem teacher wrote CH3COOH on the wipe board I heard my classmates slowly start making owl noises, progressively getting louder as they went. This is a level one grade eleven chemistry class and we're making owl noises like little kids.